Thursday, November 15, 2012

Tim McFratterson is In Over His Head

Tim McFratterson may just earn a nottadouche and a goinpeace if he doesn’t bust any hand signs or stupidface in the future.

Good on you, Tim.

But we all know you can’t handle the truth. And by truth, I mean either one of these femmtastic perfectionaries.

Lucious Heather makes the Collective Peep of the Unconscious weep with caustic longing and boobie proddle.

While Ubiquitous Red Cup observes pensively.

# posted by douchebag1
11:18 am November, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Tim is not a Douche, at least not on the evidence of this pic. That’s the good news. The bad news, Tim, is that you aren’t even in the same species as the luscious Heather twins. How you even managed to cross paths with them is a whole doctoral thesis in anthropology… with maybe some shirtless FBI investigation thrown in.

11:31 am November, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

From Tim’s hand placement and his (possible) line of work (construction), I’d say that he’s standing next to the boss’ daughter and her hott friend. He knows better than to touch either of them with anything other than a forearm if’n he wants to keep his job and his nuts. Nottadouche and goinpeace Tim.

11:37 am November, 15 Charles Douchewin said...

@ Dude McCrudeshoes,

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You’re probably right about Tim.

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But his (potential) accomplishment isn’t unprecedented; neanderthals and humans have had sex before.

11:58 am November, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Charles Douchewin, humans will bang monkeys, sheep, the occasional duck, and silicone rubber gadgets. So, yeah, sure it probably only took a few puffs of the ceremonial fire before they were down at the local cave trying to pick up neanderthal hotties.

12:18 pm November, 15 DarkSock said...

Flank Skank is the new Tramp Stamp.

12:33 pm November, 15 Social Pariah Carey said...

Undershirt Reveal Tim? My intuition tells me Timmy is hiding a spectacular pair of moobs. Nottadouche. Bro in peace.

12:40 pm November, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He looks like a Southern Hick Frat Douche, the kind you might find at the Universityof Alabama-Huntsville. Southern Hick Frat Douche, I says.

12:49 pm November, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

♑ ?

1:19 pm November, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d drink with him. But I drink with anybody, especially myself. And I give him a big notta.

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Why did the media stop reporting on Hurricane Sandy the moment Petraeus resigned? The Machine has won. Notice we haven’t heard from Hermit lately. He left his hovel and is in the Underground ready to start the Galactic Resistance with Zaphod Beeblebrox and shit.

Let me know how I can help Hermit if you get to a wi-fi. Son.

1:40 pm November, 15 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Based solely on this one pic, I’m unwilling to grant him a Notta. Throwing off too many Redneck d-bag vibes to grant blanket amnesty.

2:28 pm November, 15 I R A Darth Aggie said...

He may be in over his head, being a probationary notta and all. But if he plays his card right and gets lucky, he maybe giving head to these two lovelies…

5:17 pm November, 15 Guid is Good said...

Luscious Heather looks like she knows how to have a good time.

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And yeah notta. Good luck with that moustache Timmy.

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