Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Funger Whackenstein Makes the "Hard" Face with Angie

Lest you think Funger Whackenstein’s “hard” face was a fluke, a simple one-time display of talent beyond his capabilities, know that Funger Whackenstein can make the “hard” face whenever he chooses.

Angie’s hottness is obscured by large glasses, but poppity of shoulder suckle makes the baby Tebus spittle.

# posted by douchebag1
11:14 am June, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

Now, that is Octomom done right! Pooch Shoulder Reveal Sons! Anywho, he is grody. I wish that scorpion was for realsies. Or is it the Red Lobster logo? Either way, its dumb.

11:30 am June, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Scorpion Thing

11:30 am June, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Elvis Costello gone bad.

11:34 am June, 13 troy tempest said...

with the hat, tatt, shades and wife beater, he looks like a ska version of Bono, if Ska was from Seaside Heights, NJ, and Bono was from South Amboy.

11:35 am June, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

11:40 am June, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Bizzaro Bono and Chinderella makes the baby Teebus yack.

11:41 am June, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Troy is correct. This fuck stole Bono’s 1994 glasses.

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II’m gonna do this one for Halloween cause I look like a combination of a manly Tom Cruise crossed with drunken uncaring Bono. So I’m told.

11:41 am June, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Freakin Troy beat me to the coveted Bona drop.

11:44 am June, 13 Vin Douchal said...

No, he’s not going for the sensitive, yet steely Bono look. He’s imitating Hollywood tough guy Irving “Swifty” Lazar

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11:49 am June, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Ah yes, party at the underpass. I remember when we used to ride the rails and sleep under the highway, panhandling or collecting bottles when we needed a few coins for Mad Dog 20/20… Oh wait, no I don’t.

11:55 am June, 13 Doucheywallnuts said...

The next stop for this Poo Party Circuit was the sewage system culvert in Tarzana.

11:58 am June, 13 DarkSock said...

You sure that’s not his “Woody Allen” look?

12:03 pm June, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

I hope they didn’t disturb Hermit’s fridge box bungalow.

12:13 pm June, 13 Mayor McDouche said...

He gave me the same look when I asked him to put some jalapenos on my foot long tuna.

12:21 pm June, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

DB1, Angie’s hottness is obscured by Angie’s unhottness.

12:28 pm June, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Perky brunette in the far back is either having a panic attack, or she just got shivved.

12:36 pm June, 13 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I think this douche changed my oil, once. And by changed my oil I mean “changed my oil”. I was about to drive off when I heard something flowing, and looked down to see that the pudwack had forgotten to put the drain plug back.

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And Angie? I hope that’s someone else’s ring on your ring finger…I’m thinking Hall of Bleeth.

12:44 pm June, 13 creature said...

if I wanna hit him in the face with a flounder, does that make him ‘Son of Fish Slap’?

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fuck Fish Slap

12:44 pm June, 13 creature said...

btw, large hoop earrings are for bitches…son

12:48 pm June, 13 CB Popped said...

Bonobag.

12:53 pm June, 13 Stephanie said...

Bonobo bag..get it…rim shot.

12:53 pm June, 13 Stephanie said...

Octomom with a pet monkey.

1:13 pm June, 13 Southern Scrotic said...

The only reason she is with him is because the sign says, “Pick Up Your Trash.”

1:16 pm June, 13 DixieRecht said...

All the classiest folks party under a freeway overpass in the heat of the day!

1:46 pm June, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Stephanie, oh now I get it. Gold.

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I hope that clown from IT hangs out there too. And if anyone needs me I’m attending a rave at the local sewage plant. Woo.

2:23 pm June, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If this pic were set to music, it would be Nickelback.

4:27 pm June, 13 Mr. Biggs said...

He’s so hard, I bet he’s done time.

In Law School.

For injury law.

7:50 pm June, 13 Morbo said...

This picture just makes me angry on so many levels.

First, I want to yank those stupid oversized ski goggles off his Eminem wannabe face, stomp on them until they’re just itty bitty pieces of plastic, then throw them in his face and cackle maniacally.

Next, when he’s all like, “What the fuc bro? What the fuc!?” I want to be like, “BOOM!” and explode on him with the fury of a thousand angry suns cleansing the earth of his plagueish seed with sweet, hot fire.

After kicking his ass for a good 20 or 30 minutes, I’d grab the stupid fedora off his head and take a Taco Bell and curry-fueled vengeance dump in it. As a peace offering, he can have it back.

And her. Her … she’s as bad as he is. That “shit don’t stink” grin on her face pegs it. My shit DOES stink, and I’ll fling whatever poo is left from the fedora dump at that harpy like a monkey on a sugar rush.

I’m going to go punch a dozen feral kittens now to vent my rage.

7:52 pm June, 13 Rev Chad Stonneed said...

I like your vibe Morbo. Groove on.

4:11 am June, 14 CB Popped said...

Im with Morbo,,,,Mindy Pout needs a 90 minute cocck spanking after Bonobo bag gets his ass kicked.

11:27 am June, 14 Ol' Dirty Douchebag said...

Competition for Mitch and Monica FTW. Monica’s got it all over Mindy but Funger in a KTFO over Mitch.

12:23 pm June, 14 Stephanie said...

This guy attempts to burn a hole through me,but I can stare like a moron much better than him.

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