Monday, April 22, 2013

Veronica Bits An Orange, World Goes to Hell

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I’m pretty sure it was Nostadouchus who first predicted that when the Bikini Hott nameth Veronica first tastes the orange of sin, then really douchey chin fung will course through the veins of all able bodied men.

While Sidekick Joe is glad to meet you and Kathy Kim laughs playfully.

# posted by douchebag1
8:08 am April, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He is sporting Chin Fung and Mutton Fung, which is much rarer.

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Coincidentally, Chin Fung is the name of Kathy Kim’s father.

8:30 am April, 22 The Dude said...

Veronica looks very sinny.

9:03 am April, 22 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Wasn’t the whole hat-backward thing played out by 1995?

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.Seriously, just askin’?

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.Haberdashers

9:04 am April, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Veronica’s body is insane. Insane, I says.

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Veronica’s thighs can squeak out the national anthem when slathered in SPF 15 as she walks

9:05 am April, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Veronica’s thighs are versed in animal husbandry and can birth a breached calf

9:09 am April, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Veronica’s thighs sweat carmel filling for Milky Way bars

9:15 am April, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Veronica’s thighs can make me rub one out without even touching it.

9:15 am April, 22 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

He is also sporting some serious back fung.

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Veronica is beyond hot. More pics needed.

9:30 am April, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Veronica’s thighs can peel an orange and squeeze all the juice out of it.

9:44 am April, 22 Doctor Magnifico! said...

From L to R: Fat by has more hair on his back than on his head; hence the cap. Notta Goinpeace. Freakin’ pound worthy bleeth! She smiling ’cause sex workers love recruiting.

9:44 am April, 22 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Fat boy^

9:44 am April, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Veronica’s thighs laugh at cellulite and can fashion an origami swan out of a beer can

9:48 am April, 22 DarkSock said...

Veronica’s thighs can squeeze a chrome trailer hitch into a Frank Mecurio. Then squeeze Frank Mecurio into a sewing needle.

9:49 am April, 22 DarkSock said...

Veronica’s thighs, being American, can render unconscious certain Australian musicians who have made a career re-recording the same album 23 times. All night long.

9:49 am April, 22 DarkSock said...

Veronica’s thighs can emit the Morse Code of Coitus if clad in corduroy fabric.

9:54 am April, 22 UFO Destroyers said...

Jim J Bullock’s nephew is just glad to be around his bear friend.

9:55 am April, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Veronica’s thighs once crushed a charcoal briquette into a Diamonique cock ring

9:57 am April, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Veronica’s thighs can stop a buffalo stampede

10:01 am April, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Veronica’s thighs whenst rubbed together sound like a siceda bug operetta featuring Orson Welles ghost chins and the puss from Kylie Minogue’s herpes sores on timpani drums.

10:01 am April, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Veronica’s thighs invented the internet.

10:02 am April, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Veronica’s thighs sometimes cum with nuts and a creamy filing.

10:02 am April, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Veronica’s thighs killed Karen Carpenter.

10:14 am April, 22 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Veronica’s thighs taste like coconut boba tea.

10:19 am April, 22 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Veronica’s thighs hide the remnants of the mutilated sex organs of a Thai lady boy which matters not a bit to Robert Downey Jr. as he tries to penetrate the 3″ orifice whilst dressed in his Iron Man costume and snorting blow off the reconstructed tits of Kathy Kim.

10:20 am April, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

By the way, the Tourette’s Carioca guy just called and said, “TITS, TITS, TITS, THIGHS, THIGHS, THIGHS,”

10:20 am April, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Veronica’s thighs can make a dead man cum.

10:22 am April, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bonerkill Largeman just called to say that after this picture was taken all of his hideous facial, ass, arm, back and scrotal hair fell out.

10:23 am April, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Veronica’s thighs are so tight I am anti-Earth Day. Turn on your lights, burn a tire, and fuck Al Gore up. Sons. I’m a little stoned at work cause there’s beer in the fridge and I’m the only one here. Recycling bin on way to dumpster and shit. Print all.

10:27 am April, 22 Ferris said...

Veronica is also flawless in her execution of the ancient Incan “crouch of surprise buttsex.”

10:36 am April, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

Veronica’s thighs can world hunger

10:37 am April, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

Veronica’s thighs are why dogs love to hump legs.

11:06 am April, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Veronica’s thighs are why I love to hump legs.

11:35 am April, 22 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

@DoucheWallnuts for the win!

1:16 pm April, 22 hermit said...

DarkSock 9:49

Actually, they’ve made a living re-recording the same album 24 times.

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Angus

1:19 pm April, 22 hermit said...

Veronica’s thighs are so hott they just might cure Sidekick Joe’s gayness.

8:24 pm April, 22 Ted Brogan said...

Dear lord, we must see more photos of Veronica.

9:12 pm April, 22 The Dude said...

Veronica’s thighs occupy positions 1 and 2 on the FBI Most Wanted list.

11:42 pm April, 22 Douchble Helix said...

Check out the young Dom DeLuise’s shorts…

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For you younguns:

http://www.domdeluise.com/gallery/dean-600.jpg

6:50 am April, 23 The Dude said...

Veronica’s thighs are giving me the Mayan Thighs of Coitus.

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