Monday, April 22, 2013
Veronica Bits An Orange, World Goes to Hell
I’m pretty sure it was Nostadouchus who first predicted that when the Bikini Hott nameth Veronica first tastes the orange of sin, then really douchey chin fung will course through the veins of all able bodied men.
While Sidekick Joe is glad to meet you and Kathy Kim laughs playfully.
He is sporting Chin Fung and Mutton Fung, which is much rarer.
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Coincidentally, Chin Fung is the name of Kathy Kim’s father.
Veronica looks very sinny.
Wasn’t the whole hat-backward thing played out by 1995?
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.Seriously, just askin’?
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.Haberdashers
Veronica’s body is insane. Insane, I says.
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Veronica’s thighs can squeak out the national anthem when slathered in SPF 15 as she walks
Veronica’s thighs are versed in animal husbandry and can birth a breached calf
Veronica’s thighs sweat carmel filling for Milky Way bars
Veronica’s thighs can make me rub one out without even touching it.
He is also sporting some serious back fung.
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Veronica is beyond hot. More pics needed.
Veronica’s thighs can peel an orange and squeeze all the juice out of it.
From L to R: Fat by has more hair on his back than on his head; hence the cap. Notta Goinpeace. Freakin’ pound worthy bleeth! She smiling ’cause sex workers love recruiting.
Fat boy^
Veronica’s thighs laugh at cellulite and can fashion an origami swan out of a beer can
Veronica’s thighs can squeeze a chrome trailer hitch into a Frank Mecurio. Then squeeze Frank Mecurio into a sewing needle.
Veronica’s thighs, being American, can render unconscious certain Australian musicians who have made a career re-recording the same album 23 times. All night long.
Veronica’s thighs can emit the Morse Code of Coitus if clad in corduroy fabric.
Jim J Bullock’s nephew is just glad to be around his bear friend.
Veronica’s thighs once crushed a charcoal briquette into a Diamonique cock ring
Veronica’s thighs can stop a buffalo stampede
Veronica’s thighs whenst rubbed together sound like a siceda bug operetta featuring Orson Welles ghost chins and the puss from Kylie Minogue’s herpes sores on timpani drums.
Veronica’s thighs invented the internet.
Veronica’s thighs sometimes cum with nuts and a creamy filing.
Veronica’s thighs killed Karen Carpenter.
Veronica’s thighs taste like coconut boba tea.
Veronica’s thighs hide the remnants of the mutilated sex organs of a Thai lady boy which matters not a bit to Robert Downey Jr. as he tries to penetrate the 3″ orifice whilst dressed in his Iron Man costume and snorting blow off the reconstructed tits of Kathy Kim.
By the way, the Tourette’s Carioca guy just called and said, “TITS, TITS, TITS, THIGHS, THIGHS, THIGHS,”
Veronica’s thighs can make a dead man cum.
Bonerkill Largeman just called to say that after this picture was taken all of his hideous facial, ass, arm, back and scrotal hair fell out.
Veronica’s thighs are so tight I am anti-Earth Day. Turn on your lights, burn a tire, and fuck Al Gore up. Sons. I’m a little stoned at work cause there’s beer in the fridge and I’m the only one here. Recycling bin on way to dumpster and shit. Print all.
Veronica is also flawless in her execution of the ancient Incan “crouch of surprise buttsex.”
Veronica’s thighs can world hunger
Veronica’s thighs are why dogs love to hump legs.
Veronica’s thighs are why I love to hump legs.
@DoucheWallnuts for the win!
DarkSock 9:49
Actually, they’ve made a living re-recording the same album 24 times.
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Angus
Veronica’s thighs are so hott they just might cure Sidekick Joe’s gayness.
Dear lord, we must see more photos of Veronica.
Veronica’s thighs occupy positions 1 and 2 on the FBI Most Wanted list.
Check out the young Dom DeLuise’s shorts…
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For you younguns:
http://www.domdeluise.com/gallery/dean-600.jpg
Veronica’s thighs are giving me the Mayan Thighs of Coitus.