Thursday, June 28, 2012

The Craptastropher

It’s a craptastrophy.

# posted by douchebag1
11:15 am June, 28 Ol' Dirty Douchebag said...

next, please.

11:17 am June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I hope she has a thin, shallow vagina.

Like her thin shallow sideshow. Fuck me. Time to get drunk.

11:19 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hands down winner of Most Trashcan Worthy to the Head. Write it down.

11:22 am June, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

His diva cup/cod piece is showing.

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http://www.divacup.com/

11:24 am June, 28 jonezy said...

that tranny on the right kind of looks like a dude, no?

11:28 am June, 28 Baron Von Goolo said...

No no no no no nonononononono NO.

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Just because the hag is pretty, it doesn’t mean we waive the exemption for gays. Save the indignation for when it’s righteous, boys and girls.

11:31 am June, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The Nazca lines on his face mark where the intergalactic space phallus will land and insert itself down to its ball shaped thrusters on December 21st of this year.

11:37 am June, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Lady Gaga must be stopped!

11:50 am June, 28 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Pear. Must. Have. Pear.

11:50 am June, 28 Vin Douchal said...

I smell feces

12:01 pm June, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

Sonja’s boobs are STILL great.

12:02 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

He’s a fire-sharter, twisted fire-sharter

12:02 pm June, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

Sonja’s boobs have the ability to cure the silliness of the Craptastopher and by silliness I mean he might be Ghey.

12:03 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

Lisa was eventually compelled to ask for a full refund from the Michelle Bachmann clinic.

12:09 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

Her pants waist is higher than Reverend Chad at the Burning Man Festival
wrrwe

12:12 pm June, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The more i look at this the more I realize this photo is evil, pure evil I says! I don’t know if even Champagne Katie’s mon pubis could repel such a horrible thing! Just looking at it makes the back of my eyeballs burn white hot! The douchepocalypse has begun!

12:12 pm June, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Ass Pear request answered with page dedicated to “Rebeca Rubio & Her Mighty Fine Ass”

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SPF 15

12:26 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

Vin just cost my company 15 minutes of productivity. I demand to have deep meaningful sex with Ms. Rubio’s butt.
asdfdfsa
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and mons pubis
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12:47 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

Dammit now I got mons pubis on the brain…
ew

1:32 pm June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

His pierced chest clits are givin’ me the heebee jeebees.

1:33 pm June, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

God bless Vin D’s appreciation for Latina Hotness, speaking of, Spain v Italy this Sunday promises to have lots of smoking hot chicks at the local watering hole cheering on their respective teams. The Spanish contingent was out in full force last Saturday.

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Carry on

1:33 pm June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This “guy” must have amazing sphincter control if he can shit out a standing #3 made solely from mustard.

1:33 pm June, 28 Mons Pubis said...

You’re welcome, Son.

1:37 pm June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Et Tu

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Balotelli = BEAST! So who’s gonna win? The dirty I-talians who cheated their way to the 2006 World Cup OR the put-me-to-fuccen-sleep-because-they-are-so-fuccen-boring-but-have-shitloads-of-misused-talent Spaniards? And no, I’m not gonna bet. ‘Cause every time I bet you on football, (well all one time now), I’ve lost.

1:48 pm June, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Doc,

I’ll be rooting for Espana, my neighbor is a Catalan and we have been watching the games since the Champions League. I like how they pulled Balotelli so he wouldn’t get another yellow card. Gotta love a university town with tons of foreign exchange students!!!! especially female ones who like to bounce up & down during games whilst getting their drink on.

2:15 pm June, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Craptastropher is a vuvuzela salesman outside of the World Games. Orally transmitted STD’s optional

2:23 pm June, 28 DarkSock said...

Meanwhile whilst going through family photos to divvy up with The Ex, I came across this picture of Great Grand-Sock driving one of the first horseless carriages:
rrr
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Motorists.

2:48 pm June, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

Yet another reason I’ll be rooting for Spain, scroll down and you’ll see what I mean.

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4399454/Euro-2012s-fittest-fans.html

3:08 pm June, 28 McCrude said...

Looks like Magneto scored a direct hit on Wolverine with his gay-ray.

3:13 pm June, 28 Doucheywallnuts said...

Does this mean he got a Craptas Trophy? If so what is a Craptas? Also, I think Tanqueray dulls the senses a wee bit now, don’t it? And I would much prefer to see run of the mill douches that the above type abomination.

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Tonics

3:13 pm June, 28 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I haven’t seen a peen that small since the shower this morning.

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.Sanduskys

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.(too soon?)

4:05 pm June, 28 Rev Chad said...

Hey Choad. Seen Wedgie. He’s in San Diego somewhere. I think I might have blown his cover and he left. If you read this Wedgie. Please come back. I got some good chronic and whiskey with the bet money like you said.

4:09 pm June, 28 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Hey Rev Chad: I’ve been in Chicago for over a week, taping a pilot for the Travel Channel. When I become big and famous (like our fearless leader DB1), I promise to remember all the little people….like Wedgie.

4:19 pm June, 28 Doucheywallnuts said...

Rubio for Vice President! And by that I mean I have a renob! Renob, I says!

4:41 pm June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Choad

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If you want to do Montreal I know the spots. If you want the best pizza in the world you have to come to my humble hometown and try the pizza that gets you a blowie for a slice and a gram of weed. And we have a lux burger bar with a hot owner that shaves her pussy and generous portions of truffles.

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I can’t remember how I know she shaves her puss but she’s Swiss and hot and here. Son,

4:47 pm June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Choad

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We also have local fish in an unusual Perch Roll with a unique provenance. Poutine of many flavors and a restaurant that serves everything with foie gras (freerange). Montreal smoked meat and Quebec style cheese curds. Get the pilot, we get drunk and full.

4:54 pm June, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

Hey Rev Can I come to Canada? I loves me some pizza, Hot Swiss burger bar owners w/shaved clams & I hear you guys still have Hash and by Hash I mean Zero-Zero and or Lebanese Blonde.

5:28 pm June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Any time Et Tu! We got pizza, woods, anything you may smoke. Swiss burger bar owner is hot but married. But that really is just an obstacle to overcome.

.http://cornwallfreenews.com/2012/06/sarah-freemark-and-ctv-visit-truffles-burger-bar-in-cornwall-ontario-june-27-2012/

Oh yeah burger bar chick. I like the accent.

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5:38 pm June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If it wasn’t for her pig nose she’d be perfect like Mrs. Kroeger. Except for the 800 pound weight difference. Fuck you Slimfast you don’t fucking work.

6:03 pm June, 28 ehcuodouche said...

This cannot be unseen.

6:49 pm June, 28 Charles Douchewin said...

Again, ~2my of hominid evolution, and here we are.

7:05 pm June, 28 Doucheywallnuts said...

I’m heading up to Canada for a Truffles burger. I think there would be no better place to have my last meal in the face of the Zombie Apocalypse than eating that broads burger while staring at her shaved pussy.

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Hommes

7:49 pm June, 28 Nancy Dreuche! said...

I’ll just go ahead an assume the invite to party at RevChad’s Pussy Pavillion will not be extended to me. I should have never shot down his offer to send me drugs through the mail when I first started commenting on here. Damn me and my big mouth. If you others are lucky enough to shit in the Rev’s bathtub please share. Because as we all have learned, what happens at RevChads place gets talked about in excruciating detail.

7:50 pm June, 28 Stephanie said...

DB1 slings some nasty photos at us,huh? This is really notta douche,for douches would never do something so goth-like,and he’s not manscaping.

11:10 pm June, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

What?

12:23 am June, 29 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I think I’m starting to get into this whole Euro 2012 thing.

7:50 am June, 29 Nancy Dreuche! said...

How can we live in

a world where a site takes a

year to upload stuff?

8:20 am June, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Dark Sock

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Whoa, whao, whao! “Meanwhile whilst going through family photos to divvy up with The Ex”? WTF? Something to stay private or share with the group?

9:40 am June, 29 schlicht bindenburger said...

the end is nigh….I’m loading high cap mags and keeping my back against the wall!

3:44 pm June, 29 Douches Maximus said...

How did Danny from Duluth get within a hundred miles of this shit

storm?

11:52 pm June, 29 Little Willie said...

These two have a lot on common. Sally and Gaylord both like to guzzle gallons of cum and take it up the ass except Gaylord loves getting sodomized more than Sally. Where do all these faggots come from anyway?

10:36 am June, 30 DixieRecht said...

I fear for the future of the human race.

This tool HAS to be unemployable, right?

4:08 pm June, 30 Wheezer said...

With an outfit that skimpy, where else can he carry his car keys?

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Guy in the green shorts is embarrassed to have thought of the same thing.

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