Thursday, March 22, 2012

The Lion, The Witch and the Fungface

C.S. Lewis’s early drafts were far darker in tone.

# posted by douchebag1
6:30 am March, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Bleeth in pink cotton candy dress has a lady zipper that tastes like ginger ale and vanilla yogurt.

6:36 am March, 22 Douchble Helix said...

I don’t know shit about Picasso, but this looks like one of his works.

6:50 am March, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Inverted horns douche has pit stains that are classified as a level 5 biohazards, and are suspected to be the reason for the scarcity of American honey bees and Brazilian tree frogs.

7:08 am March, 22 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Goggles Paisano got to the Big Lots too late for the “Buy 1 spikedy bracelet, get free antiperspirant ” sale.

7:15 am March, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

Dude McCrudeshoes @ 6:50 am,

He’s right you know.

7:15 am March, 22 icame isaw idouched said...

Do I really live on the same planet as these fucked up beings?

7:38 am March, 22 jonezy said...

The Minx, the Boobs, and the Shitstains

8:11 am March, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The flavor saver magnum (for length and girth) has really been showing up alot lately.

chin turds

8:29 am March, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sorry Boss but this looks more like the cast form a Peruvian prison version of Rent. Except for the chick in the front. She must be a local prostitute brought in for one of the members of the Cinaloa cartel that hasn’t made it up to May-hee-co yet.

8:33 am March, 22 Medusa Oblongata said...

I went to work last week and brought a few tangerines with me. I ate most of them, but left one on the shelf. When I came back, it was all dried up and shrunken, and it looked just like Pit Stains’ face, I swear to Dog.

9:04 am March, 22 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Nice boobage on the pink striper….

9:07 am March, 22 Vin Douchal said...

I don’t know shit about crime scene investigation but this looks like a deranged construction worker ran over the line outside Hot Topic with a steam roller

9:08 am March, 22 Vin Douchal said...

I don’t know shit about deoderant but that sweaty bastid should try some

9:09 am March, 22 Vin Douchal said...

I don’t know shit about leather wrist thingies but that sure makes him look like a gay club Go-Go dancer

9:14 am March, 22 Vin Douchal said...

I don’t know shit about woman’s hair coloring but I’d sure like to see if pink top has a twat thatch in that tone

9:18 am March, 22 Vin Douchal said...

I don’t know shit about vetinary medicine but it looks like there’s some dog shit spread on that bald forehead

10:06 am March, 22 Douchble Helix said...

I don’t know shit about nothin’, so I don’t know whether to feel honored or abused by Vin Douchal.

10:44 am March, 22 Colossus of Choads said...

I’m sure I don’t need to tell anyone, that Kade was rocking the fedora before anyone.

4:27 pm March, 22 melvil_duchi said...

Where’s the Deplorable Word when you need it

5:16 pm March, 22 Wheezer said...

Either his parents procreated more than once (shudders) or The Hypothetical Gun redesigned his manscaping. No more Fu Manchu? He changed up the hand gesture?

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This must be how ‘bags go incognito.

5:18 pm March, 22 Wheezer said...

I think that could be Hypothetical Gun’s younger and slightly buffer brother.

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And “buffer brother” just sounds so…..ummmmm, “dainty,” doesn’t it?

6:59 pm March, 22 Chad Groover said...

Was this the wrap party for “Horny Candy Stripers III”? The Mayan Eye is strong.

10:10 pm March, 23 Stephanie said...

Tony Orlando and Dong.

10:11 pm March, 23 Stephanie said...

Who opened up the can of ugly?

11:46 pm March, 25 Nostradouchus said...

King of the Fungle.

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