Thursday, April 12, 2012

Hitler Chin

Still out there.

Still writing Mein Scrupf.

# posted by douchebag1
3:13 pm April, 12 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

Last of the Modouchekins.

3:22 pm April, 12 JeanClaudeVanDouche said...

I would dance the Macarena in a barbwire thong to “Mr. Babalu” in a ballroom full of Los Zetas while whistling “Dixie” for the scant opportunity to catch a passing whiff emanating from the jeans once worn by pretty next door hotts former gardener Manuel, who held the door open for her on a particularly sunny day in California and she lightly accidentally brushed up against his thigh with her purse. Which incidentally smells of alligator and cherry blossoms.

3:24 pm April, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Backstage at the AVN awards a hipped-up Matt Lauer hits on that skinny porn chick that does anal and gulps

3:42 pm April, 12 Anonymous said...

Doucheland, Doucheland, uber alles…

3:56 pm April, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

Don’t forget the unearned dog tags around his neck, the leather wrist thingy and the Mohawk.

4:30 pm April, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think he has phone envy.

5:45 pm April, 12 troy tempest said...

She can Joy my Division.

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What? Too Soon?

5:46 pm April, 12 troy tempest said...

He steps with the Goose.

5:56 pm April, 12 The Dude said...

Modouchekins FTW, lmfao

6:22 pm April, 12 Doucheywallnuts said...

When did Dane Cook shave his head?

6:25 pm April, 12 Doucheywallnuts said...

I would love to watch him take a puck to the head.

6:44 pm April, 12 Doucheywallnuts said...

There are fewer things in sports more exciting than a playoff game winning OT goal in the NHL.

6:51 pm April, 12 troy tempest said...

There are few things more boring than televised sports.

7:13 pm April, 12 troy tempest said...

One of them is the dismal weeping attempt at thought in turd juggler’s crypto nazi brain pan.

8:12 pm April, 12 The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr, Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said said...

my inflationary money policy would not be a direct cause of the collapse of her wiemar republic.

keynsians.

8:37 pm April, 12 DarkSock said...

I would annex her Sudetanland. By which I mean her Sodden Grotto. By which I mean her Mein Kuntf.

10:11 pm April, 12 Stephanie said...

Name,rank,and serial number douche.

3:42 am April, 13 Adolf Skroatler said...

Now I know why we lost.

ASvB

3:44 am April, 13 Adolf Skroatler said...

He thinks to himself, “You know what I like ’bout High School girls?? They’re always the same age.” He then giggles, and runs off to Walmart to buy some more clothes.

ASvB

3:47 am April, 13 Adolf Skroatler said...

Later that night at the hospital emergency room…

Turdknuckles is getting that Nokia removed from his “Man Cave”, how it got there is anyones guess.

ASvB

3:49 am April, 13 Adolf Skroatler said...

Don’t you hate couples that match?

Same shirt, pants, necklace, vagina…

ASvB

3:51 am April, 13 Adolf Skroatler said...

If you look closely, you can see the shadow of her dad with a gun in his mouth.

ASvB

3:51 am April, 13 Adolf Skroatler said...

Well, back to work, see y’all.

ASvB

4:54 am April, 13 Charles Douchewin said...

Barring the chin fung, and weird black wrist-thing, I call for a nottadouche.

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His subtle-hawk hairstyle suggests marines, and those tags may be earned. I am loathe to mock on earned tags.

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Also their gender appropriate sync of black top with faded denim – suggests they’re a cute couple. And by cute, I mean fashion illiterate.

5:05 am April, 13 Nostradouchus said...

Jesus bling and fake dog tag. Who would Jesus off?

6:48 am April, 13 Wobbly Ollie said...

There are fewer things more pompous and pretentious than trying to bring down people watching televised sports. Get over yourself Troy.

11:43 am April, 13 Stephanie said...

I’m going to have to side with Troy here,televised sports are boring,armchair fat asses need to actually play sports a bit more otherwise,we wouldn’t be a nation of overfed,obese people.

8:17 pm April, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Stephanie, I distinctly remember you rooting for The Green Bay Packers, why the change of heart? I also distinctly remember me having sort of a life at one point. Do you also have an answer for that conundrum?

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