Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Beware The Wicked Chin Fung

It likes Skittles.

# posted by douchebag1
9:02 am May, 2 creature said...

It likes exotic Panamanian wanna hump hump sailor bars!

9:11 am May, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

It’s Sinbad the Sailor, from a simpler time when Persians were just Englishmen with chin fung and spray tans.

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Sinbad is offering the clip the merkins of the Anwar sisters, who just finished a shopping trip to Ripped Dress Barn.

9:11 am May, 2 jonezy said...

well, at least his moustache is smiling in presence of hotts

9:12 am May, 2 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

The middle one’s boobs are so fake, not even a fakir could deflate them.

9:13 am May, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Everything about this screams late night Latino channel variety hour. I’m sure he pulls partridges out one of their vaginas while the other two gyrate with enormously browed midgets dancing to some Samba beat until Don Francisco stops the preceedings to plug this week’s “Sábado Gigante”…..<br.

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…. and you can’t look away

9:30 am May, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He looks ridiculous. I’d fucle the one on the right. Nasty curly haired Mulatta goodness.

9:33 am May, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So it’s all starting to make sense now about where the Yeeshasaurus got his coat from…

9:36 am May, 2 Retard said...

next on Sabado Gigante, “Retard” photoshops out dipshit and faps to P2P hotness

9:46 am May, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

These hotts are a bit of a letdown after the last two. It’s like a marathon blackjack session where you’ve been up and down… then suddenly you make a big bet and get a red queen of expensive dates and the ace of pubic coats. Big win. So you bet even bigger and turn up the ace of heart shaped asses and the jack of douche-tatts. At this point you should lower your bet, but you feel invincible. So, with sweat running down your back and your heart racing, you stack up three piles of chips a foot high and wait for your cards. Only to be dealt a Domino’s coupon for free breadsticks and a pokemon card.

9:54 am May, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’m guessing there are at least 3 white Mercedes with vanity plates riffing on a bitch-princess theme in the parking lot of this fine establishment.

10:01 am May, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Behold, the Yeeshasaurus cometh:

http://www.vibeinternational.com/model/large/7638.jpg

I like the perplexed faces of nearly everyone in the crowd.

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alas my skullduggery could not uncover any more pics of the hindustanislavic hottie.

10:13 am May, 2 Vin Douchal said...

@ Dude Mac

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About 5 years ago, was at a rowdy 4:00 AM craps table in Harrah’s , Vegas, when they changed the $5 minimum to $25 to try shut us the fuck up and down. We were kicking their ass . And by we I mean 5 dudes I never met before but felt like they were my brothers. Cigars and whiskey were our nourishment

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We were farting around throwing $5 chips out of nowhere on “Midnight, bitches!” and “Snake Assed Eyes” and hitting them ( 30-1), along with every other number much to the chagrin of the harried pit boss seated in front of his dwindling chip stacks….. seriously my original $100 buy in looked like $1200+…..

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So when it moved to $25, so did we, continuing to tip the shit outta the croupiers. When the dice came to me I held them for half an hour, doubling what I had . I’ve never had so many green and black chips in front of me, ever. Ever I says .. Up until that point in my life I had never had a black on the line with $500 odds behind it

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So I said to the boss, “You want this carnage to stop? Comp us all in the steak house for dinner tonight..” I was tired and ready to go anyway

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In no time I was holding a $200 chit for “The Range” and three geezles in chips looking for the exit

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True story

10:23 am May, 2 Douche Wayne said...

Let’s hope he starts running with those scissors.

10:26 am May, 2 The Dude said...

If the girl with the giant fake tits in the middle is called Skittles, I like ‘em too. Big and fake and wrapped to go! Well, not really. But it’s fun to entertain the idea, by which I mean I “entertained” the idea.

10:27 am May, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Vin

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About 9 months ago I’m at a carnival that was part of a festival I was booking the entertainment for. Fuck Collective Soul sucked. Anyway, I’m at the Lion’s Club charity Crown and Anchor kiosk and bet a Toonie, that’s a two dollar coin here, on triple spades. Won six bucks and bought a couple of loaded hot dogs and got food poisoning along with my 4 year old. True story.

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Carnies

10:31 am May, 2 Douche Wayne said...

He robs from the rich and gives to his whores.

10:31 am May, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Vin, whether it’s booze, chicks, or gambling, few people know when it’s time to hit the showers (me included). That must have been one tasty victory steak.

11:47 am May, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is the first time Captain Morgan has appeared in public without wearing his hat. The chicks still want a little Captain in them…

12:29 pm May, 2 CB Popped said...

Colective Soul fucking sux.

12:35 pm May, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Seriously, what’s with the scissors ?

1:30 pm May, 2 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

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1:30 pm May, 2 Stephanie said...

He needs to run with the scissors,and trip. His real job is playing one of the three musketeers.

3:46 pm May, 2 DarkSock said...

Guy Fuckks?

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One of the Three Musky Peers?

4:12 pm May, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m looking at the bolt-ons on the chick in the middle. Are those stretch marks or is that her shirt?

11:41 am May, 3 Anonymous said...

Rasputin reincarnate!

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