Thursday, October 25, 2012
CECI N’EST PAS DARKSOCK
You ungrateful bastards.
I give and I give and I give and what do thanks do I get?
“Where’s the gratuitous pear? We want some peh-errrr. Mleh meh meh-ehhhhhhhh.”
Oh, I’ll give you your pear.
Oh yes.
But you know all those stories where you make a deal with a devil, and you ask for immortal life but then a piano falls off a roof and crushes your spine to powder? Or you ask for a billion dollars, but he puts it on the moon? Or you ask for Scarlett Johansson to fall madly in love with you, but then a poodle eats your dick?
Well… here’s your pear.
Or maybe it’s here.
Or here
Naw, I’m just messing with you. It’s here.
I mean here.
Seriously, though. Here.
Here.
…… Here.
There. Are we full now?
I’m glad we had this talk.
I wanna know…
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What does she keep in that pocket?
I’ve never raced for the red “X” so fast in my entire dicking-with-my-computer career
I hate the internet now. Thanks, Baron. I’m sure the “real” pear is a dude or something.
While you were at it, why didn’t you put Plinky’s mom in a “pear” link. My skin has crawled enough today, so I guess it’s time to get to work. Right after lunch though.
Too funny!
Doing a great job Baron!. I remember the roller derby foursome from Monday. Ingrates.
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Sorry for the Jew folk music last night. I was on the pain meds.
@ Dude McCrudeshoes
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Her pocket holds zebra-headband guy’s dignity.
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I’m thankful the Baron didn’t showcase Rule 34 (although the “slutty costume of the day” comes close).
Um, when was it that DB1 is coming back again ?
Baron, that’s just rude.
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Now, if she’d just fart.
not cool man
I was a HUGE fan after the “Bestie Phalanx” bit.
Now, you are relegated to COMPLETE DICK status.
Thanks butt-plug.
@ Johnny Applesack.
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I’m not a “dick.” I’m EVIL. There’s a difference.
Where’s my Eye Bleach?
I appreciate the The Gool’s high brow humor as I am of the opinion that you can only cop your joint to one pear photo at a time. And by that I mean FenceBootyShortsHeels Pear made my fingers sticky.
I thought the hyena eating out the elephant’s ass was pretty cool.
Baron, you’ve ruined everything that was wrong about my vision of the pooniverse. Thanks!
@Charles Douchewin,
Maybe it’s rule #63: for any male character there exists a sexy female counterpart. No exceptions. As soon as you attempt to prove there is an exception, someone will make one and prove you wrong.
http://www.pajiba.com/assets_c/2012/01/pajibastartrekwarssexyvader-thumb-550×401-36855.jpg
@ Dude McCrudeshoes,
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Oh.
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Now, the rule #63 sexy female Baron Von Goolo becomes the most disturbing thing on this thread.
@Et Tu
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I got $20 that Romney wins after I get Halloween blasted and send DB1 a picture of this years hipsterbag costume.
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And $20 on the Giants if they play this weekend. Also, anybody ever buy a MacBook?
BVG: this reminds me of the great times on this site when I was a young man. Like 2008, except I wasn’t young either. Well done!
hyena/elephant pear oddly makes me think of Sarah Palin “shuckin’ & jivin”
Jeez, and I here I thought the Baron was gonna put up some gross shit like this or this or even this. I’m guess I’m glad he didn’t.
The Barons brand of humor and insight is a queef of fresh air in the stagnant and constipated parlors of judgemental internet blogs.
Young Brian can’t believe he made it the final of the International Queef Sucking Championships on his first try. The real test comes when he has to inhale and hold for 5 minutes the dreaded kimchi, hard chocolate, and Red Stripe doozy she’s got commin’ on any minute now.
I’ve always wondered has anyone ever tried to light a queef??? Now might be a good time to try it, i’m sure his eyebrows and first two layers of skin will grow back.
@Rev
I’ll take both bets, Giants @ Dallas with Dallas getting +1.5 as for MacBooks I’ve owned several and I’ll be getting another one after this one.
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I like what BVG is bringing this week it’s getting me in the spirit of All Hallows’ Eve as for FenceBootyShortsHeels Pear I’d like to trick her treat.
@ CAPT. JTD
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Hope you lighter can hold out for a while:
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@ Doc B. Just gonna have to get a welders mask and gloves.
BVG channeling the venerable, late, BCS with a stellar post. I masturbated to all the pics. Twice. Except that one with the hot chick in jorts leaning on the fence.
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Blech!
You fool. You gave me my daily supply of pear in the main pic already. Those rainbow short shorts are the closest a guy like me can get to believing unicorns are real.
The man likes dark meat. Finger lickin’ good.
Isn’t the web wonderful for photos? Where else can you find such cheap entertainment?
Now THAT’S some evil linking I can appreciate.
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Though I was hoping for more pics of hotties I could whack off to.
Aren’t you glad the second link didn’t work?
I sure am.
Excellent crowd control.
Second time through to get the later comments, and I’m LOL-ing a second time.
I clicked ’em all. FenceBootyShortsHeels Pear was worth it.
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I regret NOTHING