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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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frist!
The 3rd pic is orgasmic. SLUUUUURP!
I’ll take little Red and her flower for $500. Oh, and a side of sneaky lace pear, to go.
Thats’a six spicy meat-a-balls.
Are they being gassed? Too soon?
Isn’t that like saying Betelgeuse 3 times?
Or Candyman
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103919/
Trish Largewoman, in the gray, approves!
The women from Right to left:
The one up on the shoulders of smiling nottadoof looks like a spinner. She’ll do. Two tone in the middle has some serious thunder thigh action going. Get your head in there and she could smother your ass. The girl in grey is her mom. Brunette in white and red looks like she’s about to pour a drink o nthe head of Dolly Dots, kneeling. And the blue/black bikini chick with sun glasses does not impress, but she probably gives good blowies if you buy her a Lawn Guyland Ice Teeee.
And might I add that the bleeth in the middle, upon clicking on the photo and getting a full-sized gander, is an all-time skank. Gander, I says.
With this photo, the myth that having a Vegas pool cabana is for the privileged, dies.
Fwap,
Phwap –
Ghwap.
Oh, as for the group pic,,,a very odd assembly of humans.
^Ghwap? You coming up with some new moves CBP? The GILF in the gray is the den mother for this troop of Bleeth and Douche Scouts.
Yay!
Was going “GH” as the suffix – laugh,,,rough,,,tough ND.
Ghish,,Smashing Pumpkins, etc. Phish
Tall Guy – JWoww.
Just sayin’ – how can you use MTV as a measuring stick on HCwDB?
I’d dip my Dick in Diesel for 15 minutes of tomato planting/garden time with Alyssa Milano.
No ND,,,,I’m here 4 u – no fuckin’ round.
Unfortunately TG is showing true colors…..
Kristen Wiig with the John 32:10 hair?
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Nobody likes a quitter, Nancy D. So keep posting.
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As for the gaggle of viking yogwurt above, well, like I said, nobody likes gwitters.
Triple Pear at this late drunken hour???? I for one approve!!!
“Simultaneously Isolating” is going to be the name of my new electro-crust punk band.
There is way too much pinkeye and meth in the picture for me to comment much on it.
I had my own stalker on the site once Drueche. Anybody remember that shit? Well, they spend way too much energy posting as my “mom” or “uncle” or some ridiculous crap and doing their darndest to fluster me with infantile insults and personal attacks, and I just rolled with the punches.
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By not directly addressing the trollish behavior, never letting it get to me, and countering with self deprecation, their vitriol was neutralized. They gave up and left, and I’m still here. I won.
The only thing you ever won was the fisting your own ass contest you worthless little dick-turd! And I’m a triple penetration porn queen!
Crap.
Weird. My grandmother’s maiden name was Twotitsandahole. She said it was Sweedish.
Good riddance.
^hey, that gamama your talking about!
Jin Su Smalmann, left, is realizing that no matter how bleathed out they are, Vegas chicks are immune from yellow fever.
Blue shorts and red shirt look out of thier league. League of Ordinary Jellydongs.
I’m thinking they were just walking by and got drawn in by bleeth tractor bean. [ sic ]
. . . and may God bless us, every bun.
So, the value meal comes with two sides? Ok, I’ll have a pear, with two sides of pear. And make it to go, ok?
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Regarding the picture, I’d probaby hit on the redhead skank, and maybe the one down front. The rest? I’m afraid they’d give me something that can’t be easily cured. Smells like infection.
I want to live inside of third pear’s buttocks. For reals.
I want one of those huge drinks, so I can pee in some pears, but not theirs.
Thems be some tasty pear tarts.
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But they don’t quite wipe away the Vegas pool party stench…a stench — consisting of a heady mixture of coconut oil, cheap margaritas, chlorine, stale beer and vomit — yours truly must now endure for the next four months.
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.Ahhh Vegas.
Sweet, juicy pear…..oh my…..