Monday, September 24, 2012

The Pear Bomber Strikes Again

Who knows what doucheyness lies in front of the pears of women… The Pear Bomber knows…

# posted by douchebag1
11:40 am September, 24 Vinny said...

Not diggin it!

11:50 am September, 24 skrag2112 said...

Looks like hes straining one of her farts through his teeth.

11:52 am September, 24 Anonymous said...

pEaR? moRe LiKE tHe ORaNgE pEel EffEct. aNd ShiNy GoLd SwIMwEaR? c’Mon!

11:55 am September, 24 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The first annual “Las Vegas – Guess What I Had For Lunch Fart Sniffing Contest” was met with mixed reviews.

11:59 am September, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Are these statues from “Madame Toussbleeth’s Melted Wax Museum?”

12:00 pm September, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Flatbrim Grandehombre is signaling how many times he’s vomited since tapping that ass.

12:04 pm September, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is the new promo for the “Born Without Hamstrings,” telethon that will be televised on Telemundo later in October.

12:09 pm September, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The new female rap group, “Horrid Posterior Chain,” had their pre-release party at the Hard Rock. Meanwhile, Jesus Muyabultadovaron pre-released in his baggy jeans.

12:12 pm September, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Smells like a shrimp and cheese po’ boy down there.

12:15 pm September, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

His Hard Rock Hotel and Casino urine specimen cup is getting pretty full.

12:18 pm September, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Brave young medical student attempts attempts a double digital rectal exam on the two gentlemen in bikinis!

12:30 pm September, 24 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Ewwwwwwww!!!! Old Lady Pear!!!!!!

1:00 pm September, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Insecurity. This picture just plain reeks of it. The young women want validation from anyone that they have a physical attribute that at least one man will find attractive and hence, make them desirable. Even if it is the dickhole pointing at them. For you see, he suffer from the same malady. This is probably the closest he’s ever gotten to a young woman’s posterior (excluding accidental near misses from his mom, possible sisters and/or cousins) and not gotten smacked at least 3 days into the future. Together they form a symbiotic microcosm that has a continual feedback mechanism as long as alcohol is involved. It’s a shame really. Each will move on and later proclaim what a great time they had while in Vegas all the while knowing that the paycheck they wasted while there didn’t fulfill any purpose whatsoever.

1:11 pm September, 24 Anonymous said...

bLeEthS SeeM aS One-DiMenSiOnal as doUcHe, WhO’s NeXt STeP iS tO GivE ThE FaTTiEs A SelF-ConGratUlaTOrY PaT On ThE aRsE.

1:54 pm September, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In space, no one hears your baby fat.

2:19 pm September, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Sometimes you compare an ass to an onion….. with these two I’m getting garlic cloves

2:44 pm September, 24 DarkSock said...

Mel Thompson – MudHorn Whisperer.

3:00 pm September, 24 Stephanie said...

Guess the smell.

4:30 pm September, 24 Anonymous said...

SoRRy ‘WhO’s’ = WhOsE

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