Monday, October 22, 2012

THE THONG FROM ANOTHER WORLD

Mongor confused.

Ass say “got ass?”.

Why ass say that? Ass know it ass.

Ass right there.

Ass not even hiding. Ass right THERE!

So much ass. RIGHT THERE!

Cliché tautological commercial parody hurt Mongor’s headplace.

Ass dumb.

Dumb ass.

# posted by Steve L.
12:45 pm October, 22 Mayor McDouche said...

got ass, got ass, asshat, got ass, got ass

12:49 pm October, 22 Los Douches said...

I would bang every one of those lovely girls until I died from exhaustion. Good God, I love a wonderful ass, and there’s four of them. Granted, they are all clustered around a giant pile of shit, but I could deal with that.

1:02 pm October, 22 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Cro-magnon man lives! My god I’ve taken shits with a higher IQ than this cave troll!

1:12 pm October, 22 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

That “man” sure visits a lot of quality tail.

1:34 pm October, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Mongo almost…. I mean just barely perceptibly… smiles. Meaning either there are at least two synapses in there firing at one another like drunken outlaws, or the vodka and botox shooters he did last week are finally wearing off.

1:36 pm October, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I hate to look a gift ass in the… err, you know what I mean, but that is some grade-B ass for sure. Mongor must not have had the 20 bucks to take a pic with the first stringers.

1:43 pm October, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The one on the left still has the burns from the cattle prod.

1:50 pm October, 22 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’m starting to think we should be nicer to Mongor. It isn’t his fault he looks that way: he’s merely a infiltration cyborg from the future, where SKYNET only had access to the most douchey websites from the mid-2000’s saved in its cache.

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Besides, none of the hotts are doing it for me. No, seriously, that isn’t their best photo. I’d have a blank stare, too. As the philosopher Friedrich ‘Douchebagger’ Nietzsche observed if you stare too long into the ASS, the ASS stares into you.

1:51 pm October, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Got ass? Why sure, he’s kneeling down in the middle ( although he’s sure to be upgraded to donkey soon)

2:03 pm October, 22 Douche Moore said...

Mongo is clearly at the Roller Derby. Those asses are made for full-contact, not display.

2:12 pm October, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Mongo isn’t lecherous enough. Usually douchebags are all pointing at boobs or holding open palms under ass pear or they offer salacious expressions

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This turd sandwich is either so full of himself he thinks he’s the focus of these shots or he’s a dullard. Dullard, I says

2:48 pm October, 22 Vin Douchal said...

The Got Milk ? people are gonna be upset

2:49 pm October, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mongor is a walking, non-smiling meme of himself. That is some terrifying young muscle pear. And by terrifying I mean I just took out my cock.

2:58 pm October, 22 hermit said...

Looks like the south end of a team of northbound draft horses. Mongor is the manure.

3:01 pm October, 22 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Mongor make mistake. Mongor think hideous shirt appeal to steatopygian chicks.

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.Mongor have dictionary, but Mongor still not getting laid.

3:02 pm October, 22 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Steatopygian I says.

3:11 pm October, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Speaking of draft horses, anybody get a gander at the homecoming queen at Ole Miss. Trick or treat?

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http://cinematicmethod.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Gabourey-Sidibe.jpg

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No Racist.

3:43 pm October, 22 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’m liking the chick with the bruise on her thigh along with her smile it screams rough & enthusiastic.

4:04 pm October, 22 DarkSock said...

Here’s Mongor’s sister, also with too-small of a face plastered across a dung shovel of a mug:
.dfsa
Sorkins

5:35 pm October, 22 Guid is Good said...

Straight outta the ‘Shop.

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Mongor sad.

6:22 pm October, 22 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Brunette has a bruise on her thigh that’s the exact same shape as the head of my cock.

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Is wasn’t me though. I would’ve mushroom stamped that bitch’s forehead and them cum up her left nostril.

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Because I’m a hopeless romantic and shit.

12:57 am October, 23 Stephanie said...

Mongor still dumb ass surrounded by ass.

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