Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

6:09 pm March, 6 The Dude said...

I got the skinny chick. Rev Chad can work on the biggun.

6:11 pm March, 6 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Wow, those tits are so big that…wait, uhm…okay, no.

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Okay…Those breasts are so round…so round…….that….they….uhhhhh….

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Alright, I got this now. Those ta-tas are so protruding that when they protrude….uhm, outwards….they protrude….in, uh….such a fashion….that, uh….DAMN!

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Yeah….I got nothing.

6:20 pm March, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Could this be the offspring of Peter Pumpin’Head and Mary Mammageddon??

6:30 pm March, 6 Troy Tempest said...

a page filled with ugly pussy:

http://largelabiaproject.tumblr.com/

6:51 pm March, 6 hermit said...

“Anal Rica” is a small island community on the far southern tip of Puerto Rico known for its deep caverns and faulty sewer system.

8:11 pm March, 6 creature said...

…so that’s where they hid Yul Brynner’s severed head

8:12 pm March, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

I was homeless once during the monsoon season and Ana Rica was nice enough to let me take shelter under her ginorms. Not a drop of rain touched me. Nice gal that Ana Rica.

9:47 pm March, 6 The Dude said...

Skinny gurl is like 10 to 12 times hotter than Puff-Babe.

9:48 pm March, 6 The Dude said...

Skinny gurl has more blow than Puff-Babe.

9:49 pm March, 6 The Dude said...

Skinny gurl is biodegradable, unlike Puff-Babe

9:56 pm March, 6 creature said...

puff babe could beat you senseless with her gazongas

10:03 pm March, 6 Marcel Douchechamp said...

Lauren Sanchez meets Russ Meyer. I approve.

10:46 pm March, 6 Douchble Helix said...

Dat shizznit be wack!

6:01 am March, 7 Capt Canuck said...

Skinny girl has as much meat on her bones as a 12 year old and she has one of those eastern European faces that always look despondent… no thanks.

6:18 am March, 7 DouchYouWannaDance said...

When I was a kid, they always showed dinosaurs as dragging their tails. It wasn’t until years later that they figured out their long tails were actually a counter-balance to their enormous topside.

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I think you get where I’m going here.

6:52 am March, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The skinny dame is aces in my book, whilst the full-figured gal withers my renoB.

6:59 am March, 7 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I’m guessing both of these broads are professional sausage handlers.

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Troy T: thanks for the large labia pics, great way to start off the day.

7:01 am March, 7 Vin J Douchal said...

Mom, dad, here’s a photo of my new girlfriend, Saffire. Does she have a last name? I do not know. I met her where she works

7:16 am March, 7 DarkSock said...

I approve of this programmatic work-around whilst the bosses hopper of douche/hott pics refills.
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Discovery has Shark Week.
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Why can’t we have ASS WEEK!!!

7:18 am March, 7 DarkSock said...

Just puttin’ it out there.
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Like this pear hott is puttin’ it out there:

7:18 am March, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I second the Ass Week and move for a Large Labia Week.

7:33 am March, 7 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’ll be in my bunk.

7:52 am March, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I second the Large Labia Week and move for an Anal Prolapse Week.

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Every year Dark Sock mentions Shark Week on Discovery. I couldn’t figure out his strange obsession until now.

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11:52 am March, 7 DarkSock said...

Speaking of large labia…if this girl didn’t have one when she put the duct tape bikiini on, she’ll have one when she tries to pull it off.
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Steven-Tyler’s Lips-Looking-Vag’s

8:01 am March, 11 Stephanie said...

Top photo is photoshopped,for sure.