Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Princess Pearielle and King Pooterface

Trust me, you really don’t want to stick around once the talking crabs start singing, “Under the Sea.”

# posted by douchebag1
6:40 am May, 2 Anonymous said...

That is one primo ASS!!!!!!

6:44 am May, 2 JustDan said...

Wow, that woke me up.

All the way up. If you know what I mean.

6:46 am May, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Isn’t that Evan Seinfeld and Little Lupe?

6:47 am May, 2 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter….take it from me!

6:49 am May, 2 DarkSock said...

I just came.

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Sorry for over-sharing.

6:49 am May, 2 DarkSock said...

HoH, Right. Fucking. Now.

6:50 am May, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Ed Hardy zubaz in the background for the societal loss!

6:53 am May, 2 DarkSock said...

I have a weakness for spinners…oh yes I do.
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I’d taunt a rabid mother polar bear with it’s still-warm cub’s carcass, wielding only a tasty hank of prime rib and a purple jelly dong, just for the privilege of smelling the breath of the stupid neighbor’s mutt that ate the scat of her toy poodle in the vain hope that one molecule of her exfoliated skin shed into the dog dish…simply because that molecule may have brushed against one of her precious ass molecules.
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When asses look like that they should be studied, have white papers written about them, and then firmly spanked. By architects. From Biloxi. In black face, mouse ears, and wielding an erection that lasts more than four hours.
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Medical FACT.

7:04 am May, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She is one hot little chicano spinner. Little Lupe. Don’t google “Little Lupe teen anal slam”. What a sweet tiny porn star.

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But did anyone see this freak?

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7:05 am May, 2 Tatty Dumbfuckerstein said...

All you bitchez be jelly!

😉

7:09 am May, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Capt. James T., could be Lupe Fuentes. I thought she was on the run from interpol?

7:11 am May, 2 DarkSock said...

I’m Jelly. Dong, even.

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I want to be the fabric in her thong. I want to lovingly caress her butt flesh with a baby seal. I want to drink orange juice out of the cradle of her back, and eat bacon off her tits. Because I love her forever, until such time as I can meet AssPear LaPlante.

7:11 am May, 2 DarkSock said...

@ Dude McC…I’d Inter her with my Pol

7:15 am May, 2 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Damn near knocked myself out. Too bad about the tainted pear…

7:33 am May, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Sock

I’d habeas her corpus.

8:06 am May, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

Why does he have a wristdana covered in duct tape?

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What ass?

8:09 am May, 2 kneejerk said...

DAT

8:12 am May, 2 Doucheywallnuts said...

As the great Georgie Jessel would say, “I’d tap that ass.”

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I second the Sock, HOH.

8:15 am May, 2 Retard said...

@I R A Darth Aggie , wasn’t that a Soft Cell song?

8:18 am May, 2 creature said...

yet another application for Shaq’s flip flop

8:20 am May, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

She’s way hotter than three quarters of current HoH inductees, but then again she’s all-pro. How about the hall of pear as a compromise? We haven’t added one of those in a while.

8:24 am May, 2 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Is that beachwear? 1/2 of an evening gown? What then? Medusa is correct in that she is a tad skinny. But males are hardwired to see that another way…the Dark Sock way, for instance.

8:25 am May, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Nope to HoH. No pro’s my brothers. Plus you’d have to see this ugly, disgusting pustule of ink mixed with donkey cum everytime you look at her

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You want to see Little Lupe’s ass? Go to Fapdu.com like the rest of us.

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Braised Loins

8:30 am May, 2 The Dude said...

Cocktomom.

8:32 am May, 2 The Dude said...

I’m really getting sick of these invaders from Tattooine hugging our finest chicks!

8:37 am May, 2 DoucheWeasel said...

She has the hips of a ten year-old boy (from Thailand)….

8:39 am May, 2 CB Popped said...

She’s tiny, and thank God for the G – String!

Yeah, hardwired that way,,,I’d spend all day and night humping n fwapping away on dat azz.

8:57 am May, 2 dB said...

SO not fair…

11:44 am May, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Boner Police just called and said you’re all under arrest.

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Also, if she is a pro I rescind my nomination. And by rescind my nomination I mean I still would ejaculate all up in that shiznit.

12:13 pm May, 2 Wheezer said...

I would do evil things with her.

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I would sic evil things on him.

12:35 pm May, 2 The Dude said...

We do have a partial Reggae Largeman sighting, left of Pearielle. Wait — I’m being told those are Ed Hardy pants. Nothing to worry about, it’s just another douchebag.

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Ed Hardy pants? Tebus H. Fuck off Christ, the world’s gone Hardy!

12:45 pm May, 2 The Dude said...

The Captain noticed the EH zubaz @6.50am. You do have to get up early to beat the Kirk at that punch!

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Largepants

12:47 pm May, 2 The Dude said...

The timeflux here makes me wish I was smoking something funny. Okay, I’ll try smoking something funny, see if time returns to pffffft!

8:00 pm May, 2 Zack said...

That’s Evan Seinfeld from the HBO show “Oz.”

9:50 pm May, 2 Little Willie said...

What an ass! I’d love to stretch Little Lupe’s tight sphincter for a while.

12:32 am May, 3 Whoop-di-douche said...

K-Mart and WalMart just ran out of tubesocks.

9:04 am May, 3 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I’m sorry, are you a little chilly? Here, wear this sash that will keep you warm.

3:12 pm May, 3 Every Swinging Dick said...

We have all been in that ass.

3:04 pm May, 5 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

Dat Ass!

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