Monday, October 1, 2012

Richard Grieco, Unholy Source Douche for the Modern 'Bag Plague, Explains What a Gigolo Is

And the Typhoid Douchey of the Grieco virus continues unabated.

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//”When I started dripping the paint over the piece, it just seemed to come alive all of a sudden . . . I got this feeling like this is what I should be doing. I felt such a strange feeling of relief in a way.”

“With both acting and painting, you derive from and manifest emotions you wouldn’t normally tap into…”

“Stylistically, he has dubbed his work “abstract emotionalism,” a moniker he said captures to the “unbridled emotion” that goes into each work. ‘I paint because I have to paint, like I have to get these feelings out of my head…'”//

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“Abstract Emotionalism” for the groin punch.

# posted by douchebag1
2:41 pm October, 1 DarkSock said...

Dude, you don’t have to try THAT hard for hairy art chick poon.

2:48 pm October, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He’s been finger painting with his own poo for 20 years? Not got past the anal stage, huh Richie Boy? Well, keep up that bran and cabbage diet.

2:49 pm October, 1 Troy Tempest said...

Because the unbridled creative imperative inherent to the Abstract Expressionism of the early 1950s that resulted in the works of Jackson Pollock and Franz Kline just isn’t good enough for Greico the ignorant amnesiac douchenozzle. Seriously. Abstract Expressionism. Art 101. Yikes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abstract_expressionism

2:50 pm October, 1 Troy Tempest said...

The kline link got busterpated. Here it is:

http://www.deletetheweb.com/unstuck/archives/Kline.jpg

2:51 pm October, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

And the hilarity continues…

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Jackson Pollock weeps

2:53 pm October, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I didn’t know mental patients had such free internet access…

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I love Richard Grieco. I love everything that I know about him. He is the most intelligent, creative humanbeing that I have had the pleasure to discover. Now I am just waiting to meet this genius in the flesh, That is my wish!

13WagnerMarian05 10 months ago

(Verbatim from my above fuccen YouTube link)

3:05 pm October, 1 The Dude said...

Richard Grieco bought me a beer at JPs in Santa Monica ten years ago. He didn’t touch me, and he was really nice, for a guy with greased up hair in a bar at 2pm. Why was I in a bar at 2pm? Ask my doctor.

3:26 pm October, 1 Stephanie said...

He should really go crazy and cut off his ear,oh,women are so insecure about having a gigolo? Right.

Big canvases and “lots of colors” don’t make you an artist.

3:32 pm October, 1 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Personally I can’t wait for the next phase in the deconstruction of art: Distended Colonialism. No doubt the Grieco will be at the vanguard of the Movement, his crown of toilet paper fluttering in the wind.

3:51 pm October, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think the Greico is a fantastic painter and executive producer. And by painter and executive producer I mean:

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4:12 pm October, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

I think the Greico should take up this form of painting:

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The unkind among you might suggest he use less paint, and more explosives.

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I suggest he take up humanistic emotionalism, and use his celebrity status ( I use that term loosely), to create advances on any issue here..

5:28 pm October, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Yeesh, it only looks like someone let the air out of this gas bag.

5:32 pm October, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

I like how right of the bat he compliments the chick interviewing him on her blouse that and she sounds like an idiot.

5:54 pm October, 1 Mr. Biggs said...

I could only handle like a minute of that. Women only pleasing men? No guy I know has been in that situation. He has no grip on reality.

6:45 pm October, 1 Scooby Douche said...

The “interviewer” starts out with “Richard, you look great tonight”. Are you blind honey? He looks like a Tijuana garbage dump.

His first line is “I haven’t been out much the last four years.” Yeah, alcohol, cocaine and meth can do that to a guy. Can hardly stutter out a coherent sentence.

Wasn’t this kind of emotional and intellectual vacuum exactly the concept behind Devo? That the human race is actually de-evolving? I present Exhibit A.

9:01 pm October, 1 The Dude said...

Richard Grieco makes me feel relatively secure abot my life choices.

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Especially when I decided not to be a painter.

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True Value, Dude.

5:43 am October, 2 hermit said...

Once, I was so drunk I suffered violent diarrhea and projectile vomiting simultaneously. I dubbed that “abstract emotionalism.”

10:14 am October, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The king of all bags is only like 47 years old. Wow, he looks like shit. And his “art” is for sale at the starving artist sale at the Des Moines Holiday Inn this Saturday from 8am to 4pm. Free parking.

10:34 am October, 2 Italodouche said...

That’s not Richard Grieco, it’s this guy:

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/03/udayhussein_ent-lead__200x250.jpg

4:36 pm October, 2 I douche, therefore I am said...

Mr. Scrotato Head for comment of the week!

And Richard himself is the best evidence for the long-term effects of Grieco virus affliction.

7:39 pm October, 7 hermit said...

Wow just wow

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