Wednesday, April 11, 2012

"Yo Quero Taco Boob?"

Because dated references to mid 2000s advertising slogans are what passes for creativity with the DB1 these days.

Time to call in the SuperBros.

Yech.

Lets counter that with Champagne Katie and a Bunny.

Ahhhh… much better.

# posted by douchebag1
12:41 pm April, 11 baffomet said...

Wow! Those are some large floatation devices there!!

12:46 pm April, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

That’s a damn shame!!! this Latina is smoking Hott and then she has to go and ruin it by getting those ridiculously misproportioned bolt ons. Tis a shame.

12:47 pm April, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why? Is. She. Next. To. Him? Look at him! Douche must be hidin’ that wallet full bank in his gut because that’s the only way he pullin’ her.

12:49 pm April, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hector Largeman seeks the approval of the house mistress after spending the day cleaning the Undehill’s pool.

12:51 pm April, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

Now that’s what I’m talkin bout DB1, back to yo’ roots! And c’mon you’ve featured the lovely Miss CK so often on here she deserves entrance into those shallowed halls. What’s the worst that could happen if she gets in? I’m pretty sure you could at least get a smiley and winky face emoticon outta the deal. For sure at least a LOL. She has no clue what you people really do here so you’re good. Do it for Jerry’s Kids. I know you’re a fan of Jerry Lewis and the least you could do would be to put in some freshies in the ol’ Jizzatorium for the hunters that work so hard for you. Do it for Jonezy who never got the blowies he so rightfully deserved, do it for The Rev who has to pay a street urchin with pizza and weed for his blowies, do it for Wedgie because I think hes dead, do it for Jacques who got wrapped on during sexy time and finally do it for yourself because I think you and CK would make an uber cute couple.

12:51 pm April, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

You know you have misproportioned boobs when they’re wider than your hips.

12:52 pm April, 11 baffomet said...

It’s funny how the production and distribution of blow can instantly make you a boob balloon magnet.

12:53 pm April, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

Stupid prude autocorrect wrapped=shitted

12:58 pm April, 11 SonnyChibaChoad said...

This picture was taken at the Banda Aceh Hard Rock..

BOOBNAMI!

1:01 pm April, 11 Vin Douchal said...

The Pillsbury Dough Man

1:02 pm April, 11 Vin Douchal said...

The Michelin Douche

1:02 pm April, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Fat Alberto

1:03 pm April, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Familia Hombre, Pedro Griffin

1:05 pm April, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Homero Simpson

1:05 pm April, 11 fatness said...

Nice ass.

1:20 pm April, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

Man I’m still pissed about this, I bet her original “sweater dandies” (Respect Troy Tempest) were ripe,perky, succulent mid c-cup, bags o joy. There better be some good fights tonight cause playoff hockey rules!!!. I’m some angered right now I don’t even know what I’m trying to say.

1:21 pm April, 11 Douche Springsteen said...

Juan Hombregrande is about to tea-bag this guy.

And it looks like this little mamacita is wearing her pre-bolt-on bikini top. It’s just not working.

1:23 pm April, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

Respect to Juan Hombregrande’s white sandals not that I would wear a pair.

1:27 pm April, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

Juan Hombregrande para la victoria!

1:30 pm April, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Are those the airbags off his lowrider?

1:32 pm April, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

Dear Graciela,

¿Por qué?, ¿Por qué?. Mi corazón está llorando.

1:37 pm April, 11 Tequilla Sundouche said...

“YO QUERO TACO BOOB?” Wow, I might never stop laughing. Well done, DB1. Pure genius. A little time away has done you good, son.

1:43 pm April, 11 Douchble Helix said...

Overlooked MEoC?

1:46 pm April, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

Best. Title. To. A. Post. Ever. I knew DB1 had the goods he was just holding out on us. I just tweeted this to all of my friends. This place is off the hook again. Also I had wine for lunch.

1:55 pm April, 11 The Dude said...

Now those are some tata’s I can get my head around. Hey, it beats jogging around the block.

1:55 pm April, 11 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Jose can you see,

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.By the boobs’ early Light?

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What so proudly we mocked,

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.at the Douchebag’s last bleething.

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Evinrudes

2:08 pm April, 11 John Largemans Cheeseburger said...

I mentioned this post to John and it is indeed his second cousin Hector Largeman from Visalia. He chuckled as he told me this cause he says he used to bang this check back in the day before the boob job. Sshh!!! don’t tell Hector because he’s a jealous, crazy vato with a liter a day Mezcal habit and the shitty kind too, not Añejo.

2:30 pm April, 11 The Dude said...

Jose von Boobie. I don’t care if it makes me seem like a crass fucking moron, I can muster up some genuine enthusiasm for those mounds.

2:31 pm April, 11 The Dude said...

And by that I mean I want to waste millions of semen, little potential people, by squirting them all over those funbags.

2:34 pm April, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I was thinking the same thing there Dude, it’ll be a fuccen tadpole holocaust on those golden mounds!

2:40 pm April, 11 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d Boston those whalers.

2:41 pm April, 11 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d unfurl those spinnakers.

2:43 pm April, 11 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d hoist my jizz into her mainsails.

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.Mainsails, I says.

2:43 pm April, 11 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d let her shiver my timber.

2:46 pm April, 11 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d tack into her prevailing wind. And by “tack into her prevailing wind” I mean I’d f*ck her in her ass.

3:15 pm April, 11 Stephanie said...

Notta douche,just a happy chubby dude…

3:45 pm April, 11 Southern Scrotic said...

Her bikini top is putting in overtime.

4:20 pm April, 11 Doucheywallnuts said...

Yo quero Taco Boner! Am I right when I say that?

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And I, for one, love big, fake tits. Fake tits, I says.

4:33 pm April, 11 Tony Ventresca said...

I hope she’s a porn actress – anyone know her name?

4:55 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d lance her boils.

5:01 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If that guy’s car doesn’t have a fucking trunk full of beaner batteries then my name’s not Jorge “Taco Poopo” Valenzuela.

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And ya ever have one of those days when you have to get a blood test but you can’t go until afternoon cause you got HCwDB and shit to do. So you go at 3:30 cause all the other fasting people are pigs who go early cause they gotta eat three squares and you find the place closed so you went like 15 1/2 hours without drinking for no good reason and shake so bad you can’t talk anymore. I know.

5:02 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And that dude with Hermione Huffenpooferboobs is as attractive as an overly pruned Catalpa tree in April. Catalpa, I says.

5:36 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s ridin’ Turdy.

5:40 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’ve seen that dude on TV. He’s the best Anglo bashing washed up loser comedian ever. Homes.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGajLN2m6xI

5:41 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Can’t get enough of that dude. I’m still puking.

5:45 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She should be as illegal as his roomates. Too soon?

6:22 pm April, 11 Doucheywallnuts said...

George Lopez is the Mexican Ray Romano. Or maybe Ray Romano is the funny George Lopez. I miss the days of the slovenly, ugly Jewish borscht belt comic and am not enjoying the ugly, Mexican bean belt comic.

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However, neither guy is as funny as Rev, Vin, Et tu, James T, McCrude, Nancy, Stephanie and DB1.

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6:38 pm April, 11 DouchYouWannaDance said...

In regards to early ad campaigns:

Katie with Spuds McBunny? :)

7:42 pm April, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

DW@4:20 pm said:

“Yo quero Taco Boner! Am I right when I say that?”

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DW, I know you’re no fanook but you’re not right when you said that. Translated you said “I want a Taco Boner” alas I do not know how to say what I think you meant “I would bone her taco”

7:45 pm April, 11 DarkSock said...

Funny how two quarts of saline can take a girl from “beautiful” to “spectacle” in the time it takes to slit open two melons…

7:46 pm April, 11 DarkSock said...

I’d pee in her pool…

7:47 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I am very stoned on pot invented by renowned environmental crackpot/industrially befunded biologist David Suzuki. He is one fucked up climatologist and one fucking great biologist cause I am very stoned. I was told that it is allegedly called Chemo.

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Stoned, I says. But stoned by that which goes by byzantine codes as in “Xerxes, let the dog out at 420.” are exactly the Codes from which I wield my Reverendum on mercy of the crude demogogary that is Plagos. Plagos he the untrue of the un between world, where the hookers ran free and the pool halls a plenty. Anybody remember laughter. That bitch told me that everything was going to be OK on the slide to this place. Man. I says. Fuck that was totes Plagos you fucking cocksheather. the breeze moves us through her luxurious buds. Buds was the name they used around here anyway Jack. Jack was always synonymous with royalty as Jacques and then there was the only Cousteau who was a stowaway in a boat from the Hebrides and then Marlin Perkins dies and nobody gave a fuck anyway until that oxy addles son of his, Inspector took over the fucking show. I ‘m a little bit tipping now and rightly so thinks I have no idea what the fuck I was talking about ag

8:30 pm April, 11 creature said...

super bros couldn’t kick any ass…they have trouble tying shoes!

8:35 pm April, 11 creature said...

btw…ND is retarded leper skank…jus sayin’

10:42 pm April, 11 Nostradouchus said...

Yea, but who’s boobs do you want? His or hers?

11:09 pm April, 11 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’d give my left ventricle to be the rabbit CK is holding. Even if this was about to happen to me.

1:02 am April, 12 Douchble Helix said...

She: Grade A Choice

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He: Spam

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Why is she slumming with this ‘bag?

4:01 am April, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I actually want a Taco Boner.

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I don’t know if this discussion was had, but the NY Yankee hat has become an AUTO accessory.

7:44 am April, 12 Jim Beam said...

Im surprised no one has mentioned her plastic surgery. Obviously those are bolt-ons but she’s also undoubtedly had work done to her stomach. Look at how abnormally high her belly button is. She’s had that thing stretched & tightened multiple times I’m sure.

8:31 am April, 12 Geoffrey said...

Her name is Cynthia Escobar

9:26 am April, 12 Jeet Kune Douche said...

How is it possible that such an orange-bikini’d goddess could be sitting next to a piled mass of slime mold?

This HAS to be illegal, somewhere………

9:52 am April, 12 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Is it just my penis, or is there a slight nipple slippage going on with Ms. Escobar? Of course I’ve stared at her enhanced mocha mounds so long I’m seeing nipples everywhere so I could be wrong.

10:03 am April, 12 Douchble Helix said...

She really *is* Cynthia Escobar

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http://forum.santabanta.com/showthread.htm?255114-Cynthia-Escobar-got-some-huge-assets

4:41 pm April, 12 Guid is Good said...

She has had so much work done on those tits her nipples could be anywhere in the tri-state area.

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