Tuesday, April 9, 2013

How Bunnies Copulate

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First, the male bunny pays an exhorbitant amount on his daddy’s credit card for “bottle service.”

Then the female bunny talks for a solid two hours about her future career in fashion design.

Then genitals are briefly, and safely, grinded through a protective cloth barrier to a track by Rihanna.

# posted by douchebag1
7:46 am April, 9 The Dude said...

She’s a tall glass of whole milk. He’s Harvey Milk.

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Udders

8:24 am April, 9 DarkSock said...

Hump da wabbit, Hump da waaaaabbit…

8:51 am April, 9 FredN. said...

Nice gramma panty lines in the background. Ugh

8:58 am April, 9 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Bag looks sort of confused / scared behind blond hott. I’m guessing he’d rather mount one of his bros.

9:40 am April, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock is a rare breed, like the badly cut X tabs this dude’s tripping on. And I’d like to powder her cottontail. And by cottontail I mean sensual anal, Son.

10:18 am April, 9 I R A Darth Aggie said...

If by “fashion design” you mean “hooker”, she might go far. Well, at least to the next city.

11:08 am April, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Showing just how conformist douchebags are as slaves to douchebag pseudo-counter culture this tool has a bar code on his pec. A fucking bar code, I says.

Is this to rapidly tell douchebags apart when they are old and wrinkly ? A fleshy, mottled pile of goo on a cold table in the morgue?

11:16 am April, 9 Flounder said...

This just goes to show that Douchebag is a genetic condition. Because even the clone of a Douchebag is a Douchebag.

11:20 am April, 9 skrag2112 said...

Classic “Ew! A Girl!” face.

1:56 pm April, 9 Wheezer said...

The bar code: mark of the walking product.

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Shorts by Abercrombie & Fitch, no doubt.

6:26 pm April, 9 beltman713 said...

I’m sure if you scanned that bar code at Wal-Mart, it would displace “Douchebag” on the register and “$1.99”.

8:48 pm April, 9 Mr. Biggs said...

Judging by the look in their eyes they may be better off trading places.

9:47 pm April, 9 Guid is Good said...

Generic Walmart Bag looks like he is asking for a nasty dose of myxomatosis there. That would be a pleasant change from the usual pox he picks up at da club over the weekend.

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