Friday, May 18, 2012

Artbags

Artbags.

Still out there.

Still annoyed by the mid 1960s turn from abstract expressionism to postmodern figurative collage.

# posted by douchebag1
9:18 am May, 18 SomeGuy said...

It looks like Elvira on the right bleached herself out, probably due to a full body disinfectant rinse.

9:21 am May, 18 FredN. said...

Gah. Ugliest faces evah.

Are these really artbags?

I ask to poll the jury, as the signifiers elude me.

9:21 am May, 18 Mrs. Nuttersquirt said...

Is the hot chick hidden behind the blonde Drag Queen Elvira’s boufant? The other two dudes are ho-meh-sexuals. This is a joke pic right?

9:27 am May, 18 Mrs. Nuttersquirt said...

I’ll take the Striped Shirt Human Bookend Boys for my library please. As long as they are Largemans of course.

9:27 am May, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Something wasn’t right with that Chipotle I ate today and after seeing this my pants look like a Jackson Pollack painting with corn.

-‘rrhea

9:31 am May, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Kim Jong Un starting the weekend early by heading out to the new Chilis opening in Pyongyang.

9:35 am May, 18 Douche De Leche said...

2 nut sacks and Christina Faguilera

9:48 am May, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Hilario is upset that they ran out of the jello with the mini-marshmallows at the buffet

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Nguyen has seen enough of this country to stay past his Visa

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Wendy’s gotta get back to the casket by morning

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Yeah , just a group of weinies weinie-ing it up

10:30 am May, 18 baffomet said...

So that’s how Paris Hilton will look when she gets fat!

10:37 am May, 18 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Doc Bunsen

We still on for tomorrows Chelsea v Bayern Munchen??

10:50 am May, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Them cats aren’t that bad. Just yesterday they sold me a new office chair with extra padding at Staples. Fucking thing is comfortable as shit. “Manager’s Special Half-Price”. I got it half price but I think the guy with Fedora’s idea of “special” is the ringworm I got on my fingers after we shook for the free warranty.

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Fucking Hats

10:53 am May, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The abstract impressionist bit is clearly the inside of the artists mind represented impressionistically as crude axons, dendrites, and synergistic myelin sheath shit. Son.

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Neurologist Hacks

11:25 am May, 18 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

What’s with the “what chu talkin bout Willis” look on left side bag ?

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Coleman

11:46 am May, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Fartbags, is more like it.

1:35 pm May, 18 Stephanie said...

All I see in that photo is Picasso from the African Mask Period. Look it up stupid.

3:07 pm May, 18 Jim Beam said...

Did anyone else read that as AIRbags? Because there’s the potential for that too in those pics . . .

6:05 am May, 19 CB Popped said...

I like the post modern collage.

7:59 am May, 19 Mr. Biggs said...

Complete with douchey Justin Timberlake fedora.

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I’ll vouche that they’re artbags. They certainly look the type. For all the pretentions to originality, they slavishly follow fashion more than anyone.

4:35 pm May, 19 Douchble Helix said...

Pollack, tidied up:

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http://maizebread.wordpress.com/2011/09/27/from-the-sublime-to-the-orderly/

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