Monday, November 25, 2013

Byron Tries To Look Like an Art Student at 30

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Sexy Mama Karen isn’t really that impressed. But these Corona Lights aren’t going to drink themselves while complaining that Damien Hirst is the Michael Bay of Andy Warhols.

# posted by douchebag1
1:41 pm November, 25 Scooby Douche said...

Real classy broad ya got there……..

1:50 pm November, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Dude looks like Marilyn Manson without the makeup

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Sexy Mama Karen looks like Sasha Alexander’s hard edged, hardcore sister

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Soljas

3:20 pm November, 25 Charles Douchewin said...

To you, my contrasting cuff fiend – that blond shock top’ll still be wicked cool, even when it becomes a combover.

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Pithy post, DB1.

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Also, I second Jacques’ (and probably Jacques’ Mom’s) point about the banner-connection. Sure, all advertising is exploitative, but what else could we exploit to keep the light’s on?

5:34 pm November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That guy looks like D-list Canadian comedian un-extraordinaire Harland something. Dark Sock is gonna be just fine after his surgery

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9:47 pm November, 25 The Dude said...

The Artbag category is difficult for aspiring artistes. Should I dress up as an established artist? A successful artiste? Should I add an Eeeeee?

9:58 pm November, 25 The Dapper Douche said...

That chick is not hot.art sucks

12:14 am November, 26 Jacques Mom said...

Haha! This picture reminds me of the time my son Jacques Douchteau got his little itty bitty penis stuck in an empty beer bottle. He had jusst watched me take on a train of five or six smelly hobos and tried to imitate them, since he has always secretely wanted to enter his mamma’s cavernous vag.

He came crying to me, the head of his peen all swollen and red trapped inside that crusty old beer bottle like a dog’s ugly wang stuck in a test tube. I know what that looks like, having many smelly dog wangs stuck in my stinky old “test tube”.

With a little soap, mineral oil, and liberal punches to the face I was able to free his little penis from the bottle, still partly full of Bud Light…or maybe he peed in it…either way, I made him drink it as punishment.

Didn’t work very well. now poor little Jacques has grown up into an alcoholic piss drinking idiot thats always trying to stick his penis wherever it will fit….which is always a very small opening.

4:57 am November, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Maybe Dark Sock fucked Brooke Shields and zapped back to the 80’s with a broken cocck.

7:25 am November, 26 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Horseface Killas

7:40 am November, 26 purpledrank said...

Why the long face, Sexy Moma Karen?

7:56 am November, 26 Dr Magnifico said...

Underneath their ensembles lay some douche tattoos. That’s all I’m saying.

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