Tuesday, July 5, 2011

The Party Pirates Voted

That annoying couple at the party that dresses theatrically and probably lives in San Francisco just voted in the HCwDB of the Month. Have you voted yet?

Not that there’s anything wrong with most people in San Francisco. It’s one of my favorite cities.

But lets be honest. Performative Dressup Theatricalbag Party Pirates with fidoras? The Mission Street 2BR/2BA odds are at least 18%.

# posted by douchebag1
12:52 pm July, 5 tall guy said...

Dudes got more beef on his love handles than his arms. Her I like, although I figure she’d annoy the hell out of me before too long – ie post-coital.

1:02 pm July, 5 Vin Douchal said...

The parrot sits on his left shoulder or is that guano?

that is so cute, his fashion icon is ashley kate olsen. hers is alex delarge. lets just hope she bludgeons him with some ultra-violent pegging.

1:21 pm July, 5 mr.reeve said...

That Ashly Simpson is getting hotter and sluttier every year. Son
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Fashionistas

1:40 pm July, 5 YA said...

Hot chick is hot.

1:49 pm July, 5 Wedgie said...

Mark Mothersbaugh is looking for his goggles.

2:05 pm July, 5 schlicht bindenburger said...

gnat nest seems to be spreading, the patient doesnt have much time left, get the metzanbaum clamps prepped!

2:11 pm July, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think I shit those two out when I was getting off the oxy and shit. Shit.
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Stool Meisters

2:20 pm July, 5 UFO Destroyers said...

She’s not going to let anybody see those jubblies since I count three undergarments of various colors, patterns, and material. Not that he’d want to see them anyway.
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I think his tape worm has just exploded out his brachial artery. Quick, get a tourniquet.
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For his neck.

3:53 pm July, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

This picture makes me feel 100 years old. I know, that’s not even a mock. I think three undergarments and stupid bug glasses is the kryptonite to my supermock. Who knew it was that easy?

5:18 pm July, 5 Mr. Biggs said...

1. It’s fedora, not fidora.
2. That chest required no shaving.
3. SF may be fun, but there’s a reason we don’t live there.

8:01 pm July, 5 Troy Tempest said...

Having lived in SF for 15 years, I would say these two may well live in the Mission, but not ON Mission. Probably in some skeezy box near 18th and Townsend. Either that or the lower Haight – like around Hayes and divisidero.

8:06 pm July, 5 ehcuodouche said...

His eyebrow is on sideways.

8:56 pm July, 5 Steve L. said...

coffee shops full of Mac Books / Mac Book Airs have always pissed me off for some reason.
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now i know why.

9:03 pm July, 5 DarkSock said...

The fetal pig I dissected in junior high school had more hair than this estrogen-man’s onion-slick chest.
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His taint looks like cellophane stretched tight over raw chicken parts.
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So does her junk…MMmmmmm, Fanga-Likken-CHICKEN!

9:48 pm July, 5 Stephanie said...

Some pigeon just shit on your should,son.

9:49 pm July, 5 Stephanie said...

Some pigeon just shit on your shoulder,son.

9:49 pm July, 5 Stephanie said...

damn keyboard

12:49 am July, 6 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

He apparently wears his leafy greens instead of eating them.

12:53 am July, 6 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Troy…I say they live in the Twin Peaks…and she likes to batten them down good, whereas he’s into the slippery slope look.
I prescribe a diet of dum sin, er, uh, sim. It’ll do ’em wonders.

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5:17 am July, 6 anonymous said...

She may be Alex DeLarge, but I’d rather see him as 655321.

7:10 am July, 6 creature said...

perky lil tits FTW

2:32 am July, 8 E. Keith Owens said...

Itll concentrate more on food and stories around food along with recipes…That isnt to say that I might not return here. Theyre at a cross roads with a major decision that they cant solve and then suddenly they wake up usually refreshed and rested after having some dream that resolves their decision.

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