Saturday, February 19, 2005

Friday Haiku

Maynard the IT gangsterThe I.T. Gangsta
Can unjam your copier,
Install Windows. Yo.

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4:52 pm June, 27 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Dwarf I.T. Gangsta
Thumb drive size mini penis.
Hott’s disappointment

5:03 pm June, 27 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Hott Mia in for
a night of lame jokes, bad breath,
premature ejac

5:08 pm June, 27 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The vertically
challenged Juan flashes gang sign.
Latin Dishwashers

5:16 pm June, 27 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Mia’s lady parts
taste like dulce de leche.
Juan will never know

5:48 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the hard drive
In the basket or it gets
The hose. Apple Hose.

5:49 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She stopped defragging
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

5:50 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I haven’t had to
Call one of these guys since I
Went the whole apple.

5:52 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He ain’t gonna be
Getting into Mia’s external
Drive. By drive mean butt.

6:09 pm June, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sue wants to reboot
this night when I.T. Gangsta
tries to give virus.

6:15 pm June, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I.T. Gangsta makes
makes Sue put up Blue Screen of
Death ’cause of small peen.

6:17 pm June, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I.T. Gangsta’s hard
drive crash causes shy smile from
Sue. Dodged that bullet.

6:31 pm June, 27 Charles Douchewin said...

Howdy Doody’s move
To the Latino channel
Es mal jugada.

6:35 pm June, 27 Charles Douchewin said...

Vertically challenged
Juan is perfect height to see
her vertical smile.

7:04 pm June, 27 Dick Finger said...

Mighty fine ink job
Who need car when you have tats?
Hey, where you going?

7:22 pm June, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“Hang ten bro!” says he.
However Mia knows that
he only hangs three.

10:59 pm June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The border fence needs
To be much higher, and with
Deeeeep concrete footer

11:00 pm June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He left leaf blower
In her monkey hole along
With 15 cousins

11:05 pm June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Piqueño Pablo
No tarjeta verde. Son
Ir a casa, Douche

11:07 pm June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

One more reason not
To go to Vegas. Trannies
And midget douchebags

11:09 pm June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mexican Gang Douche
Loves him some Grande Mujer
She likes little dudes

11:11 pm June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Landscaper night at
The Bellagio is like
Caddies at Bushwood

11:24 pm June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her twat is so big
Juan can hide his landscaping
And kids in it

11:25 pm June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her twat is so big
Juan can hide his landscaping
Truck and kids in it

11:27 pm June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hang loose hand signal
Is for her vagina, which
Is like a bag pipe

11:32 pm June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Drinking Makers Mark
Gives me Buzz and the renoBs
This picture kills it

11:35 pm June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This ventriloquist
Duo is on Vegas Strip
Chico and the Bleeth

11:36 pm June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Does anybody
This web site, Son
Or is it just us?

11:37 pm June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Does anybody
Still visit this website. Son
Or is it just us?

11:39 pm June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Ethnic slurs abound
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkeyhole

11:40 pm June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Ok, that’s enough…

1:11 am June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tit says, “Come on
me Bro.” Cellulite says “Need
Chimichanga now.”

8:02 pm June, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She wishes she was
Still making Piss Videos
On the Internet

3:15 pm June, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

After Arjen Robbins performance yesterday I’m hesitant to root for the Dutch that being said I will now jump on the Colombia band wagon.
.
http://www.caughtoffside.com/2014/06/29/hot-images-sexy-female-colombian-fans-enjoy-world-cup-success/
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2014/world-cup-2014-sexiest-fans-3706088

5:03 pm June, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Et Tu
.
You knew the punkass was gonna dive as soon as he got into the six yard box. Was there contact? Yes. Did he have to act like a sniper got him from the upper deck? Hell no. I’ve hated his ass for a loooooong time now (even before he was with Chelski) but he made the smart play. I just wish Marquez woulda kicked him in the nads or raked his spikes down the back of his leg afterwards. Totally would have been worth the red card and suspension.
.
As far as bandwagons go, COSTA RICA BABY! Joel Campbell is Arsenal property and I want to continue to see what he’s capable of. Reaslistically I know they’ll lose their next game but so what. I’m still sayin’ that Deutschland uber alles with my darkhorse being Les Blues.
.
Who you got goin’ to the finals?

9:10 pm July, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

Canada Day: ~warm
But Frozen Hellscape ~Nine Months.
Lest we Forget, eh’.

5:30 pm July, 2 FredN. said...

Goddamn. Belly full of mexican and margaritas lunch and don’t wanna work. What can I do to help get this place more lively?

7:35 pm July, 2 Et Tu Douche? said...

If I’m not mistaken yesterday was Canada Day, here’s hoping the Rev & Lenny The Box celebrated and lived to tell about it. I partied in Toronto at an amusement park many moons ago during Canada Day later that evening I ate acid and went and saw The Grateful Dead. Filthy hippies (no Respect) and suburban Canadian families commingling does not a good scene make.

10:47 pm July, 2 hermit said...

I always had a thing for the Wendy’s girl. Not the one in the current commercials, but the cartoon one with the freckles. I’d like to use her pigtails as stirrups while I lip banged with my junior bacon cheeseburger.
.
I would also like to play softball with Porter Wagoner if he’s not dead yet.
.
Druuuuuuunk!!!!

12:42 am July, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I agree with all of the above in six different fonts. The fonts of the United Colors of Benetton. And by United Colors of Benetton I mean Lenny and I got fucking wasted. While we were discussing the ills of the planet and Cosmos we neglected to see our kids and old dogs almost crushed between a seawall and the largest Sea-Doo type of vehicle after a dishonourable Chinese vessel plied it’s way down the mighty St. Lawrence River above the usual inland speed for a vessel it’s size, causing an eddy of backwash and near mortal tide. (It was windy too!)

So I jump between and act like a stoned honey badger and saved my buddy from a frivolous lawsuit as Lenny laughed the laugh of the demented. There were other kids there, but they has red hair so they just got lucky and swallowed a little bilge.

After that shit we started gazing at the beautiful Simpson’s clouds and a chick named Sue we hadn’t seen in over two decades. It doesn’t take much for a stoned couple of filthy hippies to get a bone these day. Yowsa. The clouds morphed into physical clues of the global issues.

Pondering the troubles of the clouds were the 3 dead Jews in wherever West Bank and shit, we realized the two things we were most proud of Canada for. They are as follows:

1. We don’t got stinky little brown kids trying to get in our borders by the busload with an ineffectual President rattling his jelly dong.

2. We’s bad enough at soccer we can be proud.

3. We got the good weed.

4. That Sue chick got better looking for the last 25 years, and nicer, I shit you not.

So we got really stoned and lit off some bad fucking batches of Guadaloupan fireworks and took today off and shit.

5. Eugenie is still at Wimbledon. The Williams sisters are still flinging poo and we got to get rid of the fucking Moooslems.

It’s time for bloody fucking revolution sons. And stoned shit. I think Dark Sock got back together with his second wife for the third time. Does that make six? Stoooooned.
.

1:15 am July, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dochey Vallnutz is watching this sweet creature of Heaven. I go blow weed.
.
eu

1:24 am July, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Eugenie spent all day spanking her monkey. All due respect.
.

11:53 am July, 3 Capt. James T. Douche said...

There is nothing more
Threatening than a cholo
That rides the short bus.

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