Sunday, February 20, 2005

Friday Haiku – Thursday 4th o’ July Edition. SOn.

kitty's got a good bumperWell, the 2005 time machine posts have been a bit spotty. Spinal meningitis got me down. But we’ll get this boat back up on plane after the 4th f’shizzle.

In the meantime just lookit the bumper on Kitty, wouldya?

********
O Feline Princess
How I pine to put litter
All up in your box…

# posted by admin
2:34 pm July, 3 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Faux Green Catwoman
May have gotten color wrong.
But ass is Puuuuurrrrrrrr-fect!

3:15 pm July, 3 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Grabby Seahawk Douche
Affront to Humanity
No Pussy for you!

3:17 pm July, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

O Hello Kitty
I’d pull up to your bumper
Drive it in between

3:26 pm July, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

Seahawk Baggery
In Faux Leopard Print Vest
“Wilson” by Phish Sucks!!!!!

5:31 pm July, 3 dickie fingers said...

Kitty likes the hose
gyroscopic Seahawk hose
unfortunately

5:52 pm July, 3 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Maybe if I squeeze
this hott people will think I’m
straight, said the gaybag

7:33 pm July, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Captured in the wild
Elusive green spot leopard?
No, big mouth douche derp

7:37 pm July, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Fear for her safety
She resembles Sharon Tate
Hey, put that knife down

7:38 pm July, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Follow the tattoo
Tramp Stamp is Michelin Man
Hi-lights her spare tires

7:40 pm July, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Fanny pack contains
Mace, pepper spray, rape whistle
You’re going down douche

8:19 pm July, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m proud of my man
He’s so big, strong and macho
This Bleeth never says

8:21 pm July, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He’s a back door man
Usually he deals with guys
This is unique case

8:29 pm July, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“I got it!” screams douche
as he tackles Miss Kitty.
PETA sends hitmen.

8:31 pm July, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wow. New gravatar
looks just like me. How the fucck
did that happen sons?

8:31 pm July, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m retarded. Nevermind.

8:35 pm July, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

‘Sock screams BENGAHZI!
on CNN story this
morning. Pissed myself.

8:38 pm July, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche tries to mark his
“territory”. Miss Kitty
claws his nuts off soon.

1:29 pm July, 4 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Green leopard print and
gold fanny pack. A lock for
What Not to Wear show

1:09 am July, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Psychedic Furs
Are Mrs. Kroeger’s fave band
For fast hard anal.

1:10 am July, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mrs kroeger wears prints
Prints since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole

9:45 pm July, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Pretty in Stink??

11:10 pm July, 6 hermit said...

Mean green leopard queen
wears fannie pack to conceal
her external spleen

1:48 am July, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^funny Et Tu

I ain’t gonna work
On Maggie’s farm no more. I
Want young Eugenie

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