Thursday, February 24, 2005

the exxon valdezGroupon…you’re doing it wrong.*
*Belated Haiku front-pagers posted.

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1:04 pm July, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Now that’s the kind of Bleeth that I can sink my teeth into. And by sink my teeth into, I mean ejaculate on.

1:06 pm July, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Diego, Vinny and Kent are all vying for Bethany’s affection. Bethany is vying for free drinks all night. Vying, I says.

2:01 pm July, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Mmmmm… Such a delicate little flower. I’d insert my proboscis into her stamen, and then dust those petals with my man pollen.

2:05 pm July, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

That Jose Canseco/Jay Leno bag in the striped shirt has the best chance with her the other two are amateur bags. Her jugs beg to be speed bagged.

3:02 pm July, 15 MC900FootDouchebag said...

^ Could not have described Jose Leno any better than that.

4:09 pm July, 15 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Disembodied Arm is going for the reach-around.

6:11 pm July, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

On my way to see Katy Perry. God save me and the horse I’m gonna eat in montreal

2:36 am July, 16 Magnum douche pi. Drunk on vacation and shit said...

^Katy Perry ?? Rev, there ain’t and enough weed and pills to numb that bad music.

I see 5 huge boobs in the pic above. And later that night blondie was multiply penetrated in every orifice. Orifice I says.

4:57 pm July, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I scalped my Katy Perry ticket for $450, fucked two blonde chicks at a sleazy motel, ate horse once, and got stoned as fuck with the restaurant owner.

7:36 pm July, 16 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

 All’s well that ends well!

10:53 am July, 17 Dickie Fingers said...

Lets hope it wasn’t Sock’s horse. Otherwise, a nice trade.

10:29 pm July, 17 Wheezer said...

No worries, Dickie. ‘Sock will just go pee in RevChad once.
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Any quarterhorse in a storm…..
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1:00 am July, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I have it on good authority that the horse tenderloin is shipped quietly from the mighty Quakerlands of Pennsylvania to Montreal. The snail sauce from Katy’s earthy quim.

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