Tuesday, February 22, 2005
Ironic Hipster Beard Goes for the JUGGGular
Perhaps HipsterDouche Stinkle Von NeckBeard macking on Boob-a-licious Betty (possible cousin to Francine?), may be less pressing than, oh, say, his need of a shower. What say you…Nottadouche and go do some body-wash? Or is the Rob Halford Ironically Worn Metal Hat in combo with the Grizzly Adams throw-back veneer simply too much?
Hold forth, as e’er, in the comments section.
I shall have belated last-week Haiku front-pagers up soon. SOns.
Blondie McJugs letting everyone know she enjoys giving tug jobs, I for one approve.
It IS ironic that he’d point to his own bling, rather than her, or hers.
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Good job, Herpster.
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I’ve seen Canadian mustaches with better beards, than this guy.
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Average Joe in the center is in the wrong place at the wrong time, but should get a nottadouche, and goinpeace.
Cyrus Largeman in the background, looking to get the fuck out of this place, I feel your pain.
Here’s one for Vin (of a typical Yankmees fan):
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/baseball-fan-sues-tv-commentators-3828006
Stinkle Von NeckBeard is trying to convince ecstasy-filled Betty that the light from his douche detector is gonna make his micropeen look HUUUUUGE after she wraps her index finger around it. Nottadouche Fred Fred it ain’t the case after standing next to him in the mens room.
Logan 5 smiles smugly after convincing Stinkle Von NeckBeard to take his bracelet after telling him that it’ll convince Betty to do some anal in the mens room.
Do these two realize that they’re the only ones in the room whose bracelets have been wired to their Grindr accounts?
Hey, point to your wrist if you’ve been anally sodomized (and like it) by E.T.’s finger!
To Carousel all of them. My ass crack hair has bigger tits than her.
I mean my face has more ass cracks than her tits.
I mean her tits got caught in my ass face.
Boob-a-licious Betty’s boobs are so big and fake, Donald Trump’s hair is jealous.
Douche Dynasty meets Silicon House Wives of Las Vegas.
As I watched Die Mannschaft (No Homo) methodically pummel, with naked aggression, the Brazilians this afternoon, embarrassing a nation in the process, my mind drifted. It drifted to whom, on the basis of smoking hotts, I’ll be rooting for going forward.
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I can only imagine the carnal festivities, transpiring as I write this, from the discos in Berlin, the university sections of Cologne & Munich, the back alleys of Hamburg to the tiny hamlets nestled in the Bavarian Alps.
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Will they play Argentina, supported by enthusiastic Fenny’s and her ilk? or the Nederlanders, supported by their uninhibited (Respect), hash smoking (More Respect) bevy of blonde beauties?.
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I’m rooting for the Dutch and come Sunday regardless of who wins the Northwestern part of Europe will be rocking, with painted boobs a flashing, which will be just the tip of the iceberg.
I’m seeing her holding a very long imaginary cockk and beard-o is touching the tip contemplating whether to give a few licks or commence felating furiously.
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I don’t watch bi-sexual porn so I couldn’t be sure. Son
@ Doc
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Regarding that pussy Yankees fan.
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Think he’d be okay with it if he was ABLE to get a hott chick and was mercilessly skewered in here?
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He’d probably be bragging to his flabby nerd tugjob buddies. Lonerdouche
That Rasputin looking bag is pointing to his weekend pass bracelet out of the halfway house where he’s been since his transfer from county. He got caught plugging watermelons with his bastard nozzle midday at Safeway. Blondie McStrokinhoff talents are no doubt legendary observe the flawless grip, even pressure, proper undertip stimuli… those jugs… fuck I gotta go brb…
Damn, 5 minutes after Jewel gets a D-i-v-o-r-c-e, she’s hanging out with these …… whatever these are.
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Et tu: Looks like Cyrus wants to hit somebody on his way out. Hit ’em like Ray Lewis hits a RB at the goal line.
Young Al Gore is getting a global warming in his pants from the sight of that boobalage!
@ Vin
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I’d love to see the judge’s face when the suit of Loser McYankmee fan vs Vin Douchal and Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche comes before him. Poor judge wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face for weeks.
If I had the ability to live out my fantasies I would be a king who decided which music would flourish. I would be blown away by this band and would issue a decree that all subjects could study under Steve Howe, Chris Squire, Bill Bruford, Alan White, Tony Kaye, Rick Wakeman, Trevor Rabin, et al and I would give scholarships to all, including the poorest. My nation would flourish under pure joy. We would encourage arts and philosophy and train rides.
@ Et Tu
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You’re just cheering for the Dutch because of
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@Doc,
Yup, that and I’ve tangled with a couple of Dutch hotts during my foot loose, world traveling days.
Well the Dutch dream is over, bring on the Argentinian hotts, Fenny’s quim, I’m willing to bet, is moist right now.
It’s a Bad Time to be in love
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Soccer WAGS
All right, which one of you fuccen hatters brought the whiny asshats from that, ummmmm, “band” over to the main HCwDB page?
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Oh shit, that were me, weren’t it?
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Oh well, it’s just good to know that a HCwDB douchebag icon is finally finding himself:
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http://moviepilot.com/posts/2014/07/01/true-blood-eric-and-jason-s-smokin-gay-sex-scene-fangbangs-us-to-man-meat-heaven-1626796?lt_source=external,manual#!bcqunF
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[In the fantasy dream sequence, Jason Stackhouse had yet another gay wet dream and his latest offering was an ode to the giant Viking vampire sex god, Eric.]