Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Andrew Douche Clay Hugs the Curves

Scare-a-Douche Scare-a-Douche Fandango

Hickory Dickory Dock,

His hair’s the shape of a block.

The clock struck two,

Don’t know about you,

But her boots I’d love to knock.

The gauntlet has been thrown.  I declare this to be Limerick Tuesday.  If you think you can lower the bar more than me then click on the comments link and have at.  Son.  

Perhaps there is a douche / nottadouche subtext here as well?  I must admit…With this PompaDouche here, I can’t decide whether I want to mock him or drink beer with him.

Or both.  

And kudos to his brazen fondle of Kim Stackley’s perfect pelvic pooch, for she is verily stacked like a brick shithouse**.

**That’s high praise for a nice figure down here in the South. Don’t know how they say it in Canada.  Hosers.

# posted by Bagnonymous
12:55 pm January, 22 Vin Douchal said...

A douche with ridiculous hair

Thinks a pussy is located “there”

‘Cause he’s into bums

Fires dust when he cums

His tired act is full of hot air

12:56 pm January, 22 Douche Wayne said...

Fondle Mizz Muffet,

her mouth, yeah I’ll stuff it

full of throat yogurt, but hey!

Along came her roommate

and offered her poon, mate

but not to me; to Mizz Muffet: she’s gay.

12:59 pm January, 22 creature said...

funny man was once this Dice Clay

like a mangy dog he has had his day

if he gives hott a tumble

with a mighty rumble

in her face he’ll cut loose his man spray

1:02 pm January, 22 Vin Douchal said...

A twirp, he’s no chest hair shaver

And a cigarette scented flavor saver

A tentative pose

With the high class ‘Ho’s

A high “C” his ass cheeks do quaver

1:03 pm January, 22 creature said...

long ago I had learned from this Dice

hotts like this are not all sugar & spice

if their crotch has a funk

& is dripping with spunk

then her cootch is likely ridden with lice

.

.

.

heheh, thanks for the platform DS!

1:07 pm January, 22 creature said...

Dice Clay ruled the comics of his time

busting out filthy stories & rhyme

then he took man juice

in his man caboose

now he sells wrinkly ass for a dime

1:10 pm January, 22 creature said...

some would sa that Kim is quite fine

others may add that she is divine

if she stripped down that pear

& stuck it up in the air

I’d bore it out like it was a gold mine

1:13 pm January, 22 creature said...

once again I say Kim is quite pretty

possessing ample amount of titty

should she lactate

she could satiate

occupants of a small city!

1:22 pm January, 22 Douche Wayne said...

There once was a man from Belize

girls’ tits he would fondle and squeeze

one in each of his hands,

he ran out of cans, and said

“I wish these things came in three’s!”

1:26 pm January, 22 Douche Wayne said...

There once was a douche from Hoboken,

who got plenty of ladies, no jokin’

but when he hung with the guys

he’d grab all their thighs;

He had much more fun when pole-smokin.

1:58 pm January, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

There once was a boy Manti T’eo

Who refused to admit he was gayo.

He started a hoax

Which ended with jokes.

Manti sure to never once get layoed.

2:02 pm January, 22 The Dude said...

The total hott known as Kim Stackley

Was prone to receiving it backly

When Andrew Dice Clay

Told her he is gay

So now she just goes for Whack-ly

.

Yeah, I got nuthin’

.

Sufferin’ suckotashes

2:02 pm January, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

There once was a mod named Dark Sock

Who was quick and well-learned in mock.

He looks like a mouse

And denotes “brick shithouse”

He can suck my Canadian cock.

2:26 pm January, 22 FredN. said...

Douche Wayne at 1256pm FTW. Got the cadence down and everything.

2:37 pm January, 22 hermit said...

There once was a fella’ named Cletus

Who said, “Babe, nature will not defeat us.”

He reached into the skank,

With a powerful yank,

And pulled out her still hissing fetus.

3:30 pm January, 22 The Dude said...

I met a young Stackley named Kim

Who possessed a delightful quim

In the shadows of breasts

That make you forget

To look for the landing strip shim

3:34 pm January, 22 Vin Douchal said...

A “hypmotist” new at the craft

Could not tell his fore from his aft

He tickled her thistle

Then gave out a whistle

From his Olestra oozing ass shaft

4:07 pm January, 22 douchenozzle said...

There once was a comic from New Jersey

whose cock was so small he couldnt see it.

He said with savoir-faire

as he wiped his flavor savor

Zebra hot, if I could find your cunt

I’d fuck it. Ohhh.

By the way, I dont think he is fondling her. I think he is too old and drunk to stand and she is supporting him. He has also shit his pants. That is why he is standing with his legs apart.

4:36 pm January, 22 Vin Douchal said...

A doo wopper slash douchebagger

Thinks he possesses mad swagger

But she’s on to his schtick

And wee mouse-sized dick

While I air guitar to “Dolly Dagger

5:38 pm January, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

There once was a Bleeth from Alsace

Who liked to sit on guys’ face

She had a fine Quim

Of which this douche made Din-Din

And when she came it was like a spray of Mace

5:40 pm January, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Andrew Dice Douche reached for her snatch

Expected to find hair like his Soul Patch

When his hand hit her place

Unlike the hair on his face

The follicle density did not match

5:46 pm January, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hott Blondie Bleeth isn’t fazed

As she looks at this Douche slightly amazed

He sports Chops of Mutton

And undoes his button

She’s fuckin crazy, I says

6:56 pm January, 22 Wheezer said...

The Boss is out walking about;

his reasons ’til now were in doubt.

But by this report

it seems he’s in court,

so how long until he gets out?

7:57 pm January, 22 Jacques Doucheteau said...

One wouldn’t have to be a great wiz

But more to be in the oil drilling biz

Her bounty of flesh I would reap

In that vag my dick sink so deep

Would require an offshore rig to extract my jiz

10:02 pm January, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I got stoned, drunk, and weary

.

Over many a quaint and voluptuous whore

.

While I nodded gently napping, suddenly there came a fapping.

.

As of someone gently fapping, flapping at my door.

.

Grooving into Evermore. Stoned Son.

.

I’d like to throttle bang Leeane Rhyme’s lisp.

6:44 am January, 23 The Dude said...

Kim Stackley is out on the town

On the arm of a total ass clown

But don’t worry for she

Will not let him pee

In her butt, first she’ll kick him down

.

There

8:38 am January, 23 Troy Tempest said...

there once was a joker named clay

who douched up the world for his pay

He wasn’t very funny

he did it all for the money

and he’s a forgotten has been today.

8:00 pm January, 23 Stephanie said...

Troy wins. I said so.

12:37 am January, 25 Hickory Dickory Dock said...

I fucked her! Actually I really did lol!

3:08 pm January, 25 Magic said...

The Dice man loved the Nursery Rhymes:

Little Boy Blue,

Didnt know what to do,

With no style of his own,

Grabbed some grease and a comb

And A-Yo a Fonzy Hair-do

3:11 pm January, 25 Magic said...

Douche Dice-man sat on a wall,

Douche Dice-man had a great fall,

All the Jersey rejects, and the Jersey shore fans

Couldnt make Johnny ever cool again.

3:15 pm January, 25 Magic said...

Hickory Dickory Dock,

Her lips are on my cock,

Just it all slide, and swallow my pride,

and dont ruin it after with talk

3:19 pm January, 25 Magic said...

Douche-man took kim out to the club,

to fetch her shots of tequila,

What the Douche man didnt know,

Was this Kim was no Ho,

and his dreams crumbled right after,

And so the bill was paid,

even without getting laid,

And he promised to try harder thereafter,

Douche-man went to bed,

and then slapped his forehead,

While crying out with laughter,

How could i be so goofy,

Next time ill just use a roofy,

But that story is in the next chapter.

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