Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Trent's Chinatown Birthday Bash Will End in Frustration

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For little does Trent know, but Myen Shii is Paid-to-Pose, Beijing Style.

And if you don’t know what this is, just be grateful you still have two kidneys.

I have no idea what that means. Some of my best friends are Asian American. Do not judge me. I don’t come to your place of business and tell you to stop trading stocks.

# posted by douchebag1
10:30 am June, 19 creature said...

in the newly embraced capitalist economy, you sell the ‘product’ you have which is in demand

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peddlers

10:42 am June, 19 Vin Douchal said...

I don’t trade stocks. I buy them , then they reach their all-time low.

10:45 am June, 19 Vin Douchal said...

My dick hole burns just looking at this tart

10:46 am June, 19 Douchble Helix said...

Me likee her eye makeup.

10:51 am June, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

I expected the John Malkovich remake of “Big Trouble in Little China” would be weird.

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Plisskins

11:02 am June, 19 Dick Lingers said...

I suspect she has bad front face.

11:17 am June, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Myen Shii appears to have a taut little body upon which I’d like to rub my nethers despite the fact that her grill is not optimal. I’m just sayin’.

11:37 am June, 19 Douche Wayne said...

I wonder how many times that evening Trent drunkenly bellowed the 5 lyrics he knows to “Brass Monkey”? Probably several.

Brooklynindahouse

11:56 am June, 19 DarkSock said...

Looks sorta like Bangkok.

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Punjabs.

12:51 pm June, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I like Asian hookers about 4′-9″ with hips about a foot wide. No more than 91 pounds with small mouths and hands and under 19. That’s all. Sons. And anal.

1:16 pm June, 19 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Never having succumbed to the yellow fever, the Old

Choad contented himself with a string of white, middle-class, suburban girls throughout his rutting/randy period.

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But he understands that the Asian coochie has both size (small) and lubricosity going for it.

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.None of this matters to him as he has a Moses-sized cock which inspires a Niagara of vaginal fluid in those fembots lucky enough to gaze upon it.

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.Or at least that’s what he tells himself.

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.Kinseys

2:31 pm June, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Myen knows how much each kidney is worth. Trent has no idea he even has two kidneys.

12:09 am June, 20 Guid is Good said...

Trent orders a No 69 to go. Hold the MSG.

12:41 pm June, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

How the hell do they fold their junk back between their legs and hold it their? Lordy, that must hurt to walk around like that all night until it slaps Trent in the face when he least expects it. And no one expects trouser snake in the face when preparing to eat fish taco-

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