Monday, November 11, 2013

Vinnie Cappadicci Purchases a Blue Watch

Smarmadouche

Angie Cappaducco is impressed.

The waiter scratches his nads.

A fly buzzes against a windowsill.

The second hand ticks.

And a planet hurtles towards the abyss.

Too depressing for a Monday morning? Take it up with complaints.

# posted by douchebag1
8:23 am November, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Seconds after this pic was taken her left bolt-on was crushed by Vinnie’s pec and exploded, covering the club walls in silicone.

8:54 am November, 11 wonderdouche twin said...

she’s looking a little MILF’y to me, nice score wait staff!

9:02 am November, 11 Tits McGee said...

When people tilt cameras like this, it makes me want to shart in their children’s birthday piñatas…

9:05 am November, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Veterans weep from Heaven at the waste of freedom given to the third next generation. I for one would like to see a box of poppy(respect) pins shoved up his olestra leaking poopy.

9:08 am November, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Remembrance Day respect for our fighting mockers like Chris in Baghdad.

9:08 am November, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Looking at this picture is like watching a Retard eating Bing. Eating Bing, I says.

10:11 am November, 11 Dr Magnifico said...

She look nice’n’dumb. Perfect for random sex. Vinnie looks like he needs more fibre in his diet. Maybe wholewheat pasta.

10:23 am November, 11 Vin Douchal said...

These two are hoping this photo goes in the time capsule at Passaic County Community College

that their “Civics for Post-Penal Occupants” class offered for extra credit

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Of course it will, Skippy, of course

10:25 am November, 11 Vin Douchal said...

BTW, this guy is shiny and gross and his mom’s gonna be pissed that he took her watch

10:27 am November, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Also, the biggest Douchebag on the Los Angeles airwaves, Vic “The Brick” Jacobs, now also has the distinction of having the worst web page in the history of Al Gore’s internet

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Phonies

10:28 am November, 11 DadBag said...

I’m getting a sore neck.

10:38 am November, 11 Jacques Doucheteau said...

http://www.alpacasoforegon.com/

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Note the first sentence describes states that it’s a “full service” alpaca farm (nudge, nudge). And in the heart of Oregon wine country no less, perfect for a romantic dinner with a fine Pinot Noir with your new “companion”.

12:04 pm November, 11 DarkSock said...

Swole arm, swole titties, Dutch angle. Cull this one for the Guggenheim exhibit as well. Or, Ass Swell, as it were.

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Bulbous Taints

12:09 pm November, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hold on. Is it me or is this Chief BallsInFace

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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2013/11/01/friday-thoughts-and-links-226/

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channeling Wheezer

2:07 pm November, 11 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Tits.

4:44 pm November, 11 Wheezer said...

Doc Bunsen (12:09 p.m.) nailed it – the forearm tatt with the red brick road seals the deal.

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