Thursday, December 12, 2013

Swole Man River

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Swole man river,

Dat swole man river

Dem greased up chest shave,

Dey shave that man cave,

Dey jes’ keeps roidin’

Dey keeps on roidin’ along.

Dey don’t fist poodles,

An’ dey don’t fist pumpkins,

An’ dem dat fists ‘em

is soon givin’ blumpkins,

But swole man river,

Dey jes keeps roidin’ along….

Coffee time.

# posted by douchebag1
7:58 am December, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It’s good to see Body Builder Meat ‘Bags back on the scene.

8:17 am December, 12 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

I think second from right fists poodles. Just sayin’.

8:18 am December, 12 Fyodor Dostedouchesky said...

At least there’s some truth in packaging with the guy on the far left.

The guy in the middle needs to hit the juice a little harder though.

8:28 am December, 12 Vin J Douchal said...

This is gonna get this guy a football job somewhere

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More on this dude

8:30 am December, 12 Vin J Douchal said...

The two bookends are the blumpkin fans.

8:33 am December, 12 Charles Douchewin said...

DB1. Ugh. HCwDB Pareto ratios are NOT Pareto efficient for the rest of us.

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And I call nottadouche. Sure, they’ve probably kept all their old Cross Fit friends, even as they bypass them towards bigger bulk. Because they’re swole, but is swole autodouche?

8:42 am December, 12 The Dude said...

The hottie gets me swole in a place these roid wrecks can’t. Unless they’re fisting poodles.

8:46 am December, 12 purpledrank said...

Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?

Not just this minute.

Charlies

9:14 am December, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

And now let’s give DB1 an appropiate thanks for this coming debacle:

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http://www.toofab.com/2013/12/12/party-down-south-cmt-reality-show-jersey-shore-photos/

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And fucck us all

9:17 am December, 12 DarkSock said...

my ass nerve is swole. and sore. son.

doc has me on oxi, lortab, percocet, steroid dose pack, and neurontin; I’m semi-lucid. Son.

9:18 am December, 12 DarkSock said...

lemme start back tracking, see what i missed.

12:49 pm December, 12 Wheezer said...

With ‘Sock on a liquor cabinet of pharmaceuticals, Friday Haiku should be fuccen hysterical.

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Too bad I gotta fuccen work.

12:50 pm December, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Swole is Auto. I think Kierkegaard said that.

12:51 pm December, 12 Wheezer said...

Smallest of the group, Tommy Douchewank in back purses his lips and thinks he “looks hard.”

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“That’s gotta add 2-3 inches to my height, bro,” he wishfully thinks.

1:36 pm December, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I heard there was a steroid shortage.

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Now we know why.

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