Monday, April 30, 2012
Homegrown Hannah Approves of the HCwDB of the Week
And by approves, Homegrown Hannah means moving on to Tool Johnson: Legend of Asswipus Britannica.
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Hannah wants to know if there are any other dour-faced douchebags out there that want to be photographed with her melon farm.
She’s traded the poor man’s Henry Rollins for the poor man’s Josh Brolin.
Yeah, ok dude. We get it. She has boobies. Stop point your fingers at them. It’s rude.
Crosseyed Kevin appears to be one generation removed from the missing link.
My sliced dill pickle approves of Homegrown Hannah’s approval. If my eyes don’t deceive me those look to be like some crazy big nips.
Yor may not approve but my Johnson is all thumbs up
That is that little cross-eyed Indian looking dude that’s the werewolf in that vampire shit Twilight on a bender.
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My daughter told me.
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Frankenfurters
Them’s some magnificent mammary mounds, son. Don’t anyone be hatin’.
Maybe its Hannah that’s the problem. Every guy she’s pictured with isn’t smiling. I blame her milk saucer sized nips.
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Also who is Yor? Is he one of those Star Trek guys you guys are always talking about when I’m around?
Whoops, sorry Mr. Rapetime. Guilty of hatin’ on Hannah’s pancake titties.
I bet she handles more sausage than a Milwaukee braut house
…or is that frat house?
‘Ol Tool here looks like he’s about to give her the Maloika Mammary Mambo with that hand of his. He better be careful where he’s pointing it ’cause it might go off.
Hannah is strangely cute despite the freakish titties and parachute sized Areolae. Cuz that is the correct anatomical name and correct way to pluralize it, son.
Hugh Plumpman sighted behind the purple couch of shame.
This chick is owning me,,,,,wel, maybe just those bowling ball sized naturals.
Homegrown Hannah is creating a homegrown boneranza in da panzas!
Peter O’Toole would be a clever name for an 88-year-old Irish porn actor.
Hannah really likes that shirt!
Paper braclets are the bane of our society and a sign that the war has been lost. Hannah is fickle and for that she must be ejaculated on.
How many damn Wahlberg brothers are there? Or is he just another cousin?
His ‘bro is looking like he’s startin’ to get pissed that Hannah hasn’t left yet so he can get started on finding out how many lick it takes to get a steroid-ridden baboon off. A one, a two… aw shit. It was just two.
Today, I will die, from the soul-bullets of UFO’s Wahlberg bro’s. Clutching my paper bra(h)-clet. Either that, or snot.
I dig the couch.
The right shoulder Douche’s shirt has been used to crush a jumbo shrimp.
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I think I’m being haunted by The Dude’s ghost. The Wahlberg UFOs much have gotten to him.
The Wahlbergs may be trying to catch the fuccen Baldwins.
@ The Dude, I thought you were supposed to die yesterday. Or is this like your new thing were you update us every day RevChad Rehab-style?
This reminds me…remember the t-shirts in the 1970’s that had an arrow and “I’m With Stupid” on them? Some things should be left in the past.
Dreuche, I’ve found religion. Now I can say stupid shit, then beg forgiveness, eight days a week!
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Mind if I call you Nancy? It’s a pretty name.
The Wahlbags will never catch the Baldwins, no matter how many “cousins” show up. True fact.
“Mongo only pawn in game of life.”
I just noticed that Wheezer’s death was slightly exaggerated. heh, Wahlbergs, Baldergs, let’s just call a tomato a pobrahto, eh?
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