Monday, April 30, 2012

Homegrown Hannah Approves of the HCwDB of the Week

And by approves, Homegrown Hannah means moving on to Tool Johnson: Legend of Asswipus Britannica.

Yor does not approve.

# posted by douchebag1
9:15 am April, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Hannah wants to know if there are any other dour-faced douchebags out there that want to be photographed with her melon farm.

9:18 am April, 30 Douche Wayne said...

She’s traded the poor man’s Henry Rollins for the poor man’s Josh Brolin.

9:20 am April, 30 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Yeah, ok dude. We get it. She has boobies. Stop point your fingers at them. It’s rude.

9:25 am April, 30 Retard said...

Crosseyed Kevin appears to be one generation removed from the missing link.

9:26 am April, 30 John Largemans Cheeseburger said...

My sliced dill pickle approves of Homegrown Hannah’s approval. If my eyes don’t deceive me those look to be like some crazy big nips.

9:27 am April, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Yor may not approve but my Johnson is all thumbs up

9:36 am April, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That is that little cross-eyed Indian looking dude that’s the werewolf in that vampire shit Twilight on a bender.

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My daughter told me.

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Frankenfurters

9:37 am April, 30 RAPETIME said...

Them’s some magnificent mammary mounds, son. Don’t anyone be hatin’.

9:38 am April, 30 Nancy Dreuche said...

Maybe its Hannah that’s the problem. Every guy she’s pictured with isn’t smiling. I blame her milk saucer sized nips.

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Also who is Yor? Is he one of those Star Trek guys you guys are always talking about when I’m around?

9:40 am April, 30 Nancy Dreuche said...

Whoops, sorry Mr. Rapetime. Guilty of hatin’ on Hannah’s pancake titties.

9:41 am April, 30 creature said...

I bet she handles more sausage than a Milwaukee braut house

9:44 am April, 30 creature said...

…or is that frat house?

10:01 am April, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

‘Ol Tool here looks like he’s about to give her the Maloika Mammary Mambo with that hand of his. He better be careful where he’s pointing it ’cause it might go off.

10:02 am April, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Hannah is strangely cute despite the freakish titties and parachute sized Areolae. Cuz that is the correct anatomical name and correct way to pluralize it, son.

10:09 am April, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Hugh Plumpman sighted behind the purple couch of shame.

10:12 am April, 30 CB Popped said...

This chick is owning me,,,,,wel, maybe just those bowling ball sized naturals.

10:32 am April, 30 The Dude once said...

Homegrown Hannah is creating a homegrown boneranza in da panzas!

10:34 am April, 30 The Dude once said...

Peter O’Toole would be a clever name for an 88-year-old Irish porn actor.

10:38 am April, 30 Mayor McDouche said...

Hannah really likes that shirt!

10:41 am April, 30 Doucheywallnuts said...

Paper braclets are the bane of our society and a sign that the war has been lost. Hannah is fickle and for that she must be ejaculated on.

11:08 am April, 30 UFO Destroyers said...

How many damn Wahlberg brothers are there? Or is he just another cousin?

11:16 am April, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

His ‘bro is looking like he’s startin’ to get pissed that Hannah hasn’t left yet so he can get started on finding out how many lick it takes to get a steroid-ridden baboon off. A one, a two… aw shit. It was just two.

11:32 am April, 30 The Dude once said...

Today, I will die, from the soul-bullets of UFO’s Wahlberg bro’s. Clutching my paper bra(h)-clet. Either that, or snot.

12:00 pm April, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I dig the couch.

12:06 pm April, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The right shoulder Douche’s shirt has been used to crush a jumbo shrimp.

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I think I’m being haunted by The Dude’s ghost. The Wahlberg UFOs much have gotten to him.

12:42 pm April, 30 Wheezer said...

The Wahlbergs may be trying to catch the fuccen Baldwins.

2:41 pm April, 30 Nancy Dreuche said...

@ The Dude, I thought you were supposed to die yesterday. Or is this like your new thing were you update us every day RevChad Rehab-style?

3:40 pm April, 30 Stephanie said...

This reminds me…remember the t-shirts in the 1970’s that had an arrow and “I’m With Stupid” on them? Some things should be left in the past.

8:56 pm April, 30 The Dude once said...

Dreuche, I’ve found religion. Now I can say stupid shit, then beg forgiveness, eight days a week!

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Mind if I call you Nancy? It’s a pretty name.

8:58 pm April, 30 The Dude once said...

The Wahlbags will never catch the Baldwins, no matter how many “cousins” show up. True fact.

9:02 pm April, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

“Mongo only pawn in game of life.”

1:27 am May, 1 The Dude once said...

I just noticed that Wheezer’s death was slightly exaggerated. heh, Wahlbergs, Baldergs, let’s just call a tomato a pobrahto, eh?

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