Monday, December 17, 2012

Best Golden Globes: Sheertina

BestGoldenGlobes_Sheertina

Yet another 2012 Douchie Award for Best Golden Globes must go to joyous party purity suckle boobie hottness, Sheertina.

For she is the perfection that smells like pinecones and innocence.

And she is award winning:

BestGoldenGlobes_Sheertina2

# posted by douchebag1
12:38 pm December, 17 Wheezer said...

I love Sheertina.

12:42 pm December, 17 retard said...

Wasn’t there some debate on whether or not this was Champagne Katie?

Regardless, I’d like to play with her funbags.

12:58 pm December, 17 Vin Douchal said...

This is Champagne Katie. No HoH for her. Golden Golbes, no prob

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HoH Nazi

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P.S. that bracelet is horrid. It would get all snaggled up in my thick pube pelt. Pelt, I says

1:09 pm December, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I misspoke in the previous thread, as I thought Sheertina was the girl in the banner pic, and didn’t realize in fact that Sheertina is the Nom de Bleeth of one Chamagne Katie. No HOH for her. Nom de Bleeth, I says.

1:17 pm December, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Who’s the traffic manager on this web site? Back to back Sheertina’s?

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QC needs to ramp things up a little bit.

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OCD-ers.

1:20 pm December, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/images/P/mcdonalds%20mcrib%20sandwich.jpg

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Is it a coincidence that this delicious seasonal delicacy comes at a time of talks of gun control. Did the CIA really destroy Adam Sandlers computers. I’m talking to you Hermit. Can’t post on your blog. Guns don’t kill people. McRibs kill people. Son.

1:22 pm December, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’ve got mixed feeling about this. And by mixed feelings, I mean the thorazine is wearing off.

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HoH, bleeth of the year, hott of the new Mayan calendar… all fine with me. Problem is: if her new, super inflated party zeppelins are golden globe material, then what were her previously perfect perky pouters? Obviously I prefer the latter, and the paradox hurts my noggin.

1:22 pm December, 17 The Dude said...

Those funbags look really fun.

1:38 pm December, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck I keep forgettin my DJ duties. Here’s my new friend Bruce with one of history’s happiest songs live from New York in celebration of the above girls tits, whatever her name is. Son.

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Philosophers

1:59 pm December, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Side boob, under boob, top boob and cleavite all in one picture. Pardon me, I’ll be in my bunk.

2:08 pm December, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Led Zeppelin is in the house. And by house I mean Champagne Katie’s grandmother’s “Slime Box” in Denmark, 1969. She’s the one with the cocks in her mouth.

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Time Traveller’s Wives

2:09 pm December, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oops! Son. I was nepos.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=CA&v=eg8y1axW264

2:12 pm December, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Frig I’m losing it. Tardos. Son. Bruuuuuuuce.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEOiV5eadQk

2:30 pm December, 17 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Nice Very Nice

2:49 pm December, 17 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Sheertina or Champagne Katie, she looks like she’s genuinely having fun. No duck face there. Defintely trophy globes worthy of trophies.

2:56 pm December, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

Damn!!!, I had fiddy riding on Homegrown Hannah’s as seen here

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/04/30/homegrown-hannah-approves-of-the-hcwdb-of-the-week/

and here

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/04/24/bishop-to-e7/

Oh well you can’t win them all, and speaking of winning I’m down $40CDN to the Rev.

3:02 pm December, 17 hermit said...

Rev 1:20, found one obscure story about a snowboard accident, but nothing anywhere else. Either way you won’t get me near a snowboard.

I dunno’ why you can’t post a comment on my blog, everything seems ok, but I’m a technology moron.

3:03 pm December, 17 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Definitely not Katie. Close, but no cigar.

3:08 pm December, 17 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Compare to Katie here:

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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/CK-and-Her-Girls.jpg

4:57 pm December, 17 Reverend Chad Still Trying to Comment On Hermit's Blog said...

I got a good snowboard story but that one’s not mine. And as a shoutout to Champagne Katie, I’d like to give her A Japanese Star:

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ninja%20throwing%20star

5:04 pm December, 17 crazed aborigine said...

Her GF has the exact same dress in leopard print? Why don’t I ever see such spectacle when I go out? Oh yeah, it’s because I don’t go out.

7:18 pm December, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I think Rev Chad needs to write a book about his foreplay secrets.

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Also, watching Mark Sanchez play quarterback reminds me of the time I saw a movie where Jill Kelly – porn star – took an enema and then got boned. Sanchez is messier.

7:46 pm December, 17 Billy The Scrote said...

The things I would do for Champagne Katie would be unforgivable, and be banned in most countries.

8:07 pm December, 17 Douchble Helix said...

The Rev & DW are cracking me up.

9:41 pm December, 17 Vin J Douchal said...

Bad assed old thyme-y video with Dickey Betts, Willie Nelson, Edgar Winter doing “Southbound” with a big band. Check out Willie’s slick/sick solo about 2:20 then Edgar and Dickey together at 3:20

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Badassery

6:49 am December, 18 Et Tu Douche? said...

Way to go Vin D, that’s some good shite.

7:03 am December, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I never knew Dickey B used hair mousse.

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