Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Bags n' Alpacas

Bags

‘Bags.

dURfh

Alpacas.

InstagramPear

Pear.

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Thesis + Anthesis = Synthesis.

Discuss.

# posted by douchebag1
7:29 am January, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Alpaca 3 ways? why not and good for them. Morning Pear is an elixir for the soul.

7:56 am January, 16 hermit said...

Triple alpaca gang rape in the deep and drifting snow while a mournful dog looks on through the sagging wire fence.

Just another day in Redstate Àmërïkæ.

8:00 am January, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

You laugh, but the Kleenex Douche Mafia is comin’ to get you.

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That’s some great pear, there.

8:34 am January, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Hermit

I beg to differ, I’m thinking blue state Vermont, bunch of granola eating, hemp manufacturing, tree hugging liberals who are into non native animal voyeurism. In New Hampshire that’s where things can get weird.

9:25 am January, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Working from bottom up:

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Bottom up

Forlorn dog

Circle jerk eye protection=

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Butt Dawg Bro’s

10:26 am January, 16 Douche Wayne said...

Thesis: The bags’ inappropriate removal of body hair in order to display the signifier of GSR, undoubtedly gained through ‘Nair or similar products (I’m thinking about those bizarre min-lightsabers they peddle in infommercials) would render them unable to procreate should a mere 7 degree drop in temperature occur, or the hot tub heater short out. Their shaven ‘nads would retreat into their nether-regions and render their throat-yogurt harmless. The species suffers. TOO LITTLE.

Antithesis: Alpacas, covered in thick, luxurious hair, are able to fornicate and procreate in the most extreme climates. The species will survive, but only to provide said luxurious coats to man in vast industrial farms operated by our new machine overlords. Man,in turn, gifts said harvested coats to bleeths. As said coat is luxurious to the point it is coveted by other species, the coat, formerly the alpacas’ saving grace, becomes their downfall. Plus, they stink when they get wet in the pool at Rehab. TOO MUCH.

Synthesis: appropriate hair removal. Our Pear model displays a long, luxurious mane with which to attract the male of the species, yet undoubtedly keeps her bush finely trimmed with a landing strip, hitler ‘stache, or some other AVN-approved geometric pattern. Same provides enough genital protection while remaining visually pleasing. JUST RIGHT.

Seamless web of knowledge

10:29 am January, 16 Douche Wayne said...

Also, men in general use tissues to remove jizz. These ‘bags are no different.

10:43 am January, 16 Charles Douchewin said...

This is a trick question!

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Ignore Bros & packas'; focus on the pear.

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Because the pear IS the synthesis of the desirable, and undesirable – reconciled in a single form.

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Props to DB1 for excellent graphical axes.

11:37 am January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I eat lots of sardines.

3:12 pm January, 16 DarkSock said...

Rare side-pear butt dimple = noS, renoB gnigaR

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