Thursday, September 19, 2013

Bambozos at the Beach

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Pop Quiz:

“Bambozos at the Beach” was originally:

1. A 1970s Tom Robbins novela that riffs on gender roles in the American imaginary

2. An early Lena Wertmuller short film about lesbianism in the German Reichstag

3. The working title for Frankie Avalon’s comeback tour

4. A rare cannabis strand once championed by Tommy Chong

5. How Native Americans refer to taking a dump in a poison oak patch

Answer now!

# posted by douchebag1
1:01 pm September, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

I vote 1.

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Though it’s probably #3.

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I wonder if the earlier stages of the butterfly life cycle are tattooed under the thong.

1:19 pm September, 19 bigphatnotadouche said...

Now that’s a fine outstanding Hott.

I didn’t see anyone else in the picture however.

dental floss

1:39 pm September, 19 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

She’s got what we refer to in the old country (West Lower Chicagonia) as good breeders hips. No way either of these two scrawny schmucks are satisfying her fertile loins.

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and I wonder if Wallnuts has a good Frankie Avalon story.

2:54 pm September, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Let’s work this out:

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1- Trick question answer! It was Tom Wolfe

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2- No, ALL Lena Wertmuller short films were about lesbianism. Her coal powered, two headed dildo was called, “Boombazzo”

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3- Frankie Avalon’s comeback tour was called , “I Came, I Schvitzed, I Sang… Time for the Buffet”

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4- Possibly , although “NorCal Face Melt Mindfuck” was his best

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5- Nope, that was a “Cochise Hack Squat Heapum Oooffah ”

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I think the answer to “Bambozos at the Beach” is a reference to early Guido’s going to pre-casino Atlantic city only to drink too much Naragansett and throw up at the top of the ferris wheel , spraying everyone below them

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People would shout, “Hey!! Who let the skeeve-ohz Nancy Boy Bambozos in here?”

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But I could be wrong

4:37 pm September, 19 The Dude said...

Being a big Wartmuller fan, I say #2. And I’ll have solid proof of #2, once I get offa my chair an into da john!

4:41 pm September, 19 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

1

5:30 pm September, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

#4 is not a weed strand to the knowledge of the Kroeger Insitute, a subsidiary of Kroeger Churches Ltd. which has a mission statement to find the best weed known to man and give the clones to Rev. Lenny the Box (world’s best stoned chaffeur and epicurian of weedy delight). Ima get stoned now.

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JEan Guys

7:20 pm September, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I don’t know if its the weed but I’m pretty sure I saw Arsenio Hall on tv speaking things that make no sense in an unintelligible language like he did 2o years ago. Who the fuck is Russco Simmons?

9:52 pm September, 19 Douchial Webster said...

In the mid-80’s I went to a Halloween party as Rambozo, with a Bozo head and my semi-buff Rambo body.

That was the peak of my Halloween experience.

Last year I went to a Halloween party as Russco Simmons, the clownish brother of music mogul Russell Simmons.

Fact, son.

11:45 pm September, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

MInLF sighting.

5:58 am September, 20 eyedouche said...

The horrible followup to “Einstein on the Beach” by Philip Glass. Both were vomit inducing.

6:05 am September, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I imagine the Bag Borthers conversation whilst riding SDMTS home to their mom’s house to be something like-

Bag 1: Dude she was way into me

Bag 2: Seriously she was all over me- did you see me rub against her back

Bag 1: That was epic. Call her and ask her out- remember the number?

Bag 2: Yeah 909- 980-2184

Bag 1: out it on speaker.

(Phone): Rancho Cucamonga, Taco Hut

Bag 1 & 2: Damn so many chicks we meet work at the Taco Hut.

6:34 am September, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her thick thighs and taut tummy gives me the renoBs.

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Btw, my auto correct now recognizes renoBs as a proper spelling.

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