Thursday, June 6, 2013

Where's Waldouche?: DJ Inappropriately Hitting on the Barely Legals Edition

WheresWaldouche

Juan is not dope.

Nor fresh.

Nor fly.

Nor hyphy.

Nor off the chain.

Said the cat.

# posted by douchebag1
2:13 pm June, 6 The Dude said...

Where’s WalDope? Whoa, got him.

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Breasty Legals

2:22 pm June, 6 killdoucher said...

smooth pelts….YUMMMM!

2:45 pm June, 6 jonezy said...

Instagram – you’re doing it right:

http://instagram.com/p/WVjaUox2lu/

2:58 pm June, 6 Troy Tempest said...

I just want to know if the Donkster is still breaking rock.

3:36 pm June, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Arf, Arf…

3:42 pm June, 6 The Dude said...

jonezy, that’s gorgeous! Brings to mind “The Shadow of Your Smile”…

4:55 pm June, 6 The Dude said...

Good news for fans and whoever even knows who Justin Bieber is, but CNN is reporting “Justin Bieber to be launched into space!”

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One less terrestrial douchebiebe, brought to you by countless millions of his fans. God help me if I have to get my ass on a Saturn V and stop his zero G jam.

5:12 pm June, 6 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I might consider doing a 1-5 stint in the old hoosegow for a run at Big Blond Beckoning Betty there.

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.the one in glasses is too young….even for me.

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.The other two barely qualify as female…although the cans on the right do give one pause.

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.Gives one pause, I says.

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.Humberts

5:12 pm June, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d rather bang the skinny she-Jew with the camel toe from the last thread.

6:53 pm June, 6 Olddog1 said...

The Blond is high and tight.

That is all

7:15 pm June, 6 creature said...

isn’t that what they wrote on the hat they made when sent to the corner, back in the day?

…sorta like wearing a shirt that says ‘stinky’…pretty sure that doesn’t get ya laid

5:23 am June, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Creature

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I just got bombed on weed and I don’t understand a thing you wrote. It’s hard to typr Crreature. Son. (respect), ..and shit. I think i’m passing out again

Man that Columbo was fucking smart!

I want a pink haired girl or doll that looks like Kelli KapowskiI hate it wehn.

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6:18 am June, 7 Douche Wayne said...

This is actually a screencap of the opening scene of “Human Centipede 3: If He Acts Like An Asshole, Then Make Him The Asshole.”

6:26 am June, 7 Douche Wayne said...

I would not lend Juan fifty cents,

I would not camp with Juan in tents.

Juan is neither dope nor fly

Juan’s a pretty boring guy.

I’d like to beat Juan with a bat,

Because Juan’s wearing a bright pink hat.

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