Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Guy Who Ruins Pics of Hot Chicks Making Out Guy

Don’t be that guy.

# posted by douchebag1
7:45 am October, 31 DarkSock said...

That Eric Idle sure can cockk-blockk some sapphic action.

7:53 am October, 31 DarkSock said...

Also, 178 areola molecules spotted just baaarely peeking out of Jessica Rabbit’s attention ho’ tube top.
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I am masturbating, and I approve of this message.
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Roger Rabbit’s Done Died’s.
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Also, to kill your Renobs: Here’s a current clip of the once sultry Kathleen Turner, who’s gone from being the voice of Jessica Rabbit to being a fat ugly baritone-voiced old man.

8:24 am October, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

It’s just attention grabbing and/or sapphic action for pay… but I still approve. I’d like to dock my flesh torpedo in between those warm, smooth belly pooches.

8:25 am October, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Photobombers who look like old ladies dressed up as old men who dress up as old ladies ruin EVERYTHING.

8:27 am October, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Offended Eric Idle just sabotaged his pants with a protein bomb.

8:41 am October, 31 jonezy said...

If he’s wearing a Mark Madsen jersey, I might let this pass. He just Steve Blaked in his pants.

9:02 am October, 31 Steve said...

He’s actually wondering if they float in water.

9:19 am October, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck Dark Sock. Not only is Kathleen Turner ready to take on Ed Asner roles, but you found a video of her with my nemesis. George Stromopollopolous. He’s a real douche half-fag and my renoB is broken.

9:25 am October, 31 Douchble Helix said...

I likes hot chicks.

9:30 am October, 31 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

That Kathleen Turner video is frightening, she looks like a post-op transsexual version of end-stage Marlon Brando.

9:46 am October, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Kathleen Turner now looks exactly like the worst male Kathleen Turner impersonators did back when she didn’t look like that.

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She looks like she ate a sofa with extra mayo and then smoked an oak tree.

10:22 am October, 31 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

And that voice! It even sounds like a tranny Brando.

11:03 am October, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmmm…………178 areola molecules

11:37 am October, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m guessing this is where he thought they was headed?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEIVyCk_OG8

11:41 am October, 31 hermit said...

Kathleen Turner won’t tolerate intolerance. Then goes on a five minute rant on everything she hates, including fetusesesss.

If she cut her hair she’d be indistinguishable from former Secretary of State George Shultz.

12:38 pm October, 31 DarkSock said...

Re: Kathleen Turner, circa 2012:

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Damned Harkonnens

12:39 pm October, 31 DarkSock said...

Sapphic Red is giving me a turgid Renob

1:14 pm October, 31 Wheezer said...

What “guy”?

1:45 pm October, 31 Not So Innocent Bystander said...

Re: Kathleen Turner

I love when a woman who rose to fame by starring in a soft core 80s porno tells me she hates how Hollywood is sexist. When the fact is if she never starred in that film no one would know who she was or give a shit what she had to say.

Happy Birthday to all you guys!

2:50 pm October, 31 Steve said...

@Not so innocent: I say the same thing about Jessica Alba. Girl always goes outta her way to make sure we never see the goods, yet every role she’s ever done is based solely on her sex appeal. And this is her complaining now while still in her early 30′s. I can’t imagine how high the horse she’ll be on will be in another 15-20 years when no one gives a shit about her anymore.

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