Monday, December 3, 2012

Benzino and Rich Girl Rachel's Girls are Getting Ready for the 2012 Douchie Awards

Benzino’s even dressing up in his finest douchewear.

Rich Girl Rachel’s Girls are plump and full of milkic anticipation.

Even these bros are excited.

The annual HCwDB awards show is almost on…

# posted by douchebag1
10:56 am December, 3 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Don’t we have a lucky “Notta” here?

11:27 am December, 3 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Insufficient data available to rule a ‘notta’ to overturn the call on the field.

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However, what the hell is that on her (our left) bewb? is it orange tape? or did someone doctor the photo in some fashion, perhaps to digitally remove a tattoo or other identifying mark?

11:40 am December, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Kiss my aura, Dora

11:50 am December, 3 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I think the orange is just a strobelight from da club’s high-tech dance floor.

And may I say that I have never seen a pair of boobs that was more deserving of a lubed penis between them.

11:57 am December, 3 DarkSock said...

lubed with bacon.

1:09 pm December, 3 Peter said...

Betcha RGR likes it really BIG!

1:41 pm December, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Paget Brewster said to say hello to the Douchies and she sang a song for us live from Tucson. Son.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwf-YESPXrs

1:49 pm December, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^She’s a bit pitchy. And by pitchy I mean pants.

2:05 pm December, 3 Reverend Chad channeling John Bonham's Spirit said...

Me mates are on Letterman tonight. Son. Where’s the booze and drugs, Son. Haven’t had a drop in 32 years fuck. Son.

2:21 pm December, 3 Douchble Helix said...

Knock knock.

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Who’s there?

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Emerson.

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Emerson, who?

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‘Em are some fine tit-tays!

8:46 pm December, 3 Troy Tempest said...

She thinks Heidegger is a brand of Rye bread.

12:58 pm December, 4 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

It is nice to see them put o n their best duds for the big show, and her chin is the right shape for resting your balls

6:34 am December, 5 Capt Canuck said...

Just because he’s wearing a tie (a bad one at that) doesn’t mean he’s not a douchebag.

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