Sunday, December 9, 2012

The 2012 Douchies Start Tomorrow!

Be there.

Or be Mongorian.

# posted by douchebag1
9:05 am December, 9 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

What! No Sunday video! In lieu of one being provided by our humble leader, please enjoy an interview with Mongor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=512IdObRYsg

9:46 am December, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I will be here in spirit. And by spirit I mean out of town for a few days to see a tax lawyer and write a few exams but I think I will have the Wi-Fi in the hotel.

12:11 pm December, 9 Charles Douchewin said...

Firstly, belated congo-rats to Mr. Scrotato Head for his keenly articulated insight into the obvious. Nicely done!

@ Mr. S. Head

Re: douche signifiers, douchebags don’t seem to do anything by halves – except for wits. And so, I interpret the oversize watch as a very intriguing (for reasons you’ve articulated) manifestation of inverted truth.

And by inverted truth, I mean – have you people seen CND’s Mongor video?

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I only made it to 1:52, and Rev, he’s from here: the Guelph area in Ontario. As a New Jersey native, and now a temporary Canadian (apparently living near Mongor) I understand how this couple feels.

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Also, I suggest Bangor, Maine be renamed Mongor, Maine.

1:57 pm December, 9 The Dude said...

Douchewin = win. Nicely judged, in the parlance of our times.

2:35 pm December, 9 Troy Tempest said...

How does Mongor do it? He has that same dead fish eye look on his face IN EVERY PICTURE. He must do thorazine as a recreational drug or something… Really amazing. He must practice it in the mirror.

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“OK, so now, camera points at me with Nancy. Make flat face. Mongor not happy. Mongor serious. Make Mongor face. Mongor pop another 50 Thorazine. Aaaaah. Face turn to rubber. Mongor feel sleepy. Mongor forget. Oh, right. Make Mongor face for camera….”

3:28 pm December, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mongor looks profoundly retarded in this photo, which is a step-up from his usual standard retard look. He must be wearing an adult diaper.

3:38 pm December, 9 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Mongor is the 007 of the adult day care facility he spends his 9 to 5 M-F at.

4:35 pm December, 9 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Nice to see that Mongor parties at a club called CANCER

5:23 pm December, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nice naturals on the chick w/Mongor and seeing that we found out he’s Canadian I’m assuming she’s Canadian which if memories serves me, she enjoys casual enthusiastic coitus interruptus.

8:50 pm December, 9 creature said...

some thick gams on the chicky-poos

8:56 pm December, 9 creature said...

…guessin’ that in canuckia y’all use ‘em as ear warmers…eh, rev?

10:14 pm December, 9 DarkSock said...

I better get started writing.

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And by writing I mean sober up

5:52 am December, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bea Arthur wore that scarf in an episode of The Golden Girls.

6:53 am December, 10 Horsehead said...

Ready the URCs.

12:25 pm December, 10 Mr. Biggs said...

Man … that’s like hooking up a Dolby Digital 3D HD 1080 p 72″ set to AM radio speakers.

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