Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Caption This

Laundry Gimp’s Night Out?

Yeah, let’s keep the interactive thing goin’ this fine Tuesday.  Click on the “comments” link below and share YOUR caption, hot shot…Yeah, I’m talking to you, faithful long-time lurkers…

# posted by Bagnonymous
10:10 am April, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Yes! We’ve all managed to synchronize our menstrual cycles !

10:14 am April, 3 Mr. White said...

In a remote area of Thailand, the local women have subverted the expected by starting a sex club staffed only by white dudes that they lured there with fake marriage scams.

10:21 am April, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Barry Bedwetter has been voted least likely person on the planet to appear in an iPod commercial.

10:22 am April, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Psychiatrists were mystified over Barry’s condition for months until they learned he drives a green Prius.

10:24 am April, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Asian MILFs: Look 44% younger than Caucasian MILFs, yet cost 50% less. On sale now while supplies last. Take two, they are small!

10:29 am April, 3 army (ret) douche said...

they knew there were going to be sacrifices for US citizenship

10:31 am April, 3 DarkSock said...

Three Wongs won’t make a White

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sorry….

10:32 am April, 3 DarkSock said...

“You want me to put my what WHERE? Jeepers…you guys are silly willies!”

10:35 am April, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Hong Kong’s latest wacky gameshow, “Anchor-woman, Escort, Barista” Can Barry figure out who’s who before a barrel of fermented jellyfish is dumped on his head?

10:41 am April, 3 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Finding women who cared not about penis size had always been a challenge for Pat, who also struggled with the whole “acting like a man” thing.

10:42 am April, 3 Doucheywallnuts said...

Jerome escaped from the short bus and found his way into the local bar where it was Tranny Night.

10:50 am April, 3 Vin Douchal said...

I wouldn’t say the Chicken Ranch’s quality has gone downhill but here’s your lineup for a blowie

10:52 am April, 3 Vin Douchal said...

We’ve ALL Vajazzled !

10:54 am April, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Kegel clath with Lanth thtartth in three minuteth girlth

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^ ya gotta read that out loud

10:58 am April, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Board of Directors of the Seattle branch of the Make A Wish Foundation congratulate Timmy on the completion of the Annual 2K Gimpathon.

11:01 am April, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Heehee heehee heeHEE Heehee,….. we all love cocks

11:13 am April, 3 Fyodor Dostedouchesky said...

Beck has fallen on hard times

“I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me”…

11:22 am April, 3 Southern Scrotic said...

In Soviet Russia, Douchebag mocks YOU!

11:38 am April, 3 Anonymous said...

“we chink you are da best DJ eva”

11:39 am April, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Michael Cera prepares for his new movie role as another “sensitive” wimpy-assed nerd who has daydreams about competing as a long-distance runner for China in the next Olympic games because his mom married an Asian guy. It will be called “Flied Lice and Raundary on The Gweat Rall: The Inspirational Strory of I.P. Freely”.

11:40 am April, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Not everybody was kung fu fighting…

11:42 am April, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Getting this kidrey will be easry.

11:46 am April, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These girls have a hankerin’ for his http://www.specialfried rice.net

11:47 am April, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I meant his http://www.specialfriedrice.net/

11:50 am April, 3 hermit said...

Members of the synchronized swimming team are ecstatic as they receive the news.

They will represent Homoslavia® in the 2012 Olympic Games.

11:51 am April, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Really, Reverend? I figured this guy’s more into waffles.

11:57 am April, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I personally am more into doughnuts.

12:01 pm April, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Center Bleeth has perfected Cantonese eye of “you should be here instead of this guy”

12:03 pm April, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

All geared up to face the Tit Offensive in their Da Nang.

12:18 pm April, 3 jonezy said...

They just told Joey that the Yellow Fever party had nothing to do with attire

12:19 pm April, 3 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Rev / Jacques: If this is some sort of battle of the offensive pics, I declare a tie, you both win. Please stop.

12:23 pm April, 3 Lurker said...

Ugly Girls With Weirdos (for this pic)

1:11 pm April, 3 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Looks like it must be Autism Awareness night at the local watering hole in downtown Sacramento.

1:12 pm April, 3 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I bet when he turns around he has one of those monkey shaped backpacks with a leash attached you see kids at the mall wearing.

1:12 pm April, 3 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Kenneth from 30 Rock is making a killing doing personal appearences!

1:59 pm April, 3 Stephanie said...

We’re going to cook him up like zyzzz. Yum yum.

2:40 pm April, 3 CB Popped said...

3 pieces of Day – Glow green adoucetrements.

4:04 pm April, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

I dunno, I think Vin one this one right in the first comment. That being said, So…that’s where that scamp Laundry Gimp ended up. I suppose it’s for the best. I don’t think Mr. Biscotti would understand why there was a fey, lanky dude in the basement wearing my panties like a ski mask.

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And now for my caption:

Chris was over the moon about his remote-controlled Vibra-Matic Butt Plug and knew he was the luckiest girl at the party.

4:29 pm April, 3 Douche Bagalow said...

Fuck yeah, I am a Baylor fan!

5:27 pm April, 3 troy tempest said...

The waitresses at Baka Tare sushi were so surprised to see one of their regular customers at the bar at Chevys. His name is George, and he’s so special his mommy reads to him really slowly.

7:38 pm April, 3 creature said...

Joey’s ‘X-Ray Specs’ cover band “Boy Juice” was destined to failure

7:48 pm April, 3 Sofa King said...

The bastard child of Richard Simmons and Rhea Perlman emerges from obscurity in order to pursue his dream of a multiethnic donkey punch foursome.

8:12 pm April, 3 ehcuodouche said...

Sadly, it seems like much of Hong Kong has become Bleethed.

12:11 am April, 4 Nostradouchus said...

The night Brobot went herpster.

6:35 pm September, 27 bluewafflediseasehq.com said...

Hong Kong has become Bleethed? What does it mean?

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