Thursday, August 25, 2011

“Challo!!!”


“Chaddayou?”

“Ayeh em fine!!!!”

“Amedicane vimen ist chatttt, no??”

“Pleaze to tuch mine chezest chair?? Eeet is smmoth, don you chaagree??”

# posted by douchebag1
7:06 am August, 25 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Wow, the site’s first ever zombie Beethoven ‘Bag!

7:06 am August, 25 Ferris said...

Kenny G on a bender?

7:09 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dominique Strauss-Kahn Jr. Who the fuck calls their son Dominique Strauss-Kahn?
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Swisse

7:10 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gene Semens.

7:10 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Holy fuck! Side Show Bob is real?

7:11 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gene Milder?

7:13 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Who wears a ball torture device on their lapel anymore? So 1970’s.
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Studio 54’s

7:18 am August, 25 Mandouchian Candidate said...

That black dress is up just a little too high.

7:22 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Why the long face?

7:24 am August, 25 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Promotional shot for the pilot episode of Gino Vanelli’s Party Machine.

7:34 am August, 25 Findertweet said...

@Rev Sideshow Bob FTW. Comment of the Week too.

7:34 am August, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

Time has not been good to Pauly Shore yet he’s still pulling hotts and that makes me sad and by sad i mean what a dick!!!!

7:44 am August, 25 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

WTF is this monstrosity?

7:50 am August, 25 memphis doucheworkers local 421 said...

Say what you will about 70’s F. Murray Abraham, but the guy looks like he knows how to have a good time!

7:50 am August, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I thought Phil Spector was in jail.

7:50 am August, 25 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

I thought Jew fros went out with Welcome Back Kotter crowd.
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. If excessive Hebrew-ness can pull hotts, perhaps we should re-think these things.
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. Just sayin’!
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.Moishe’s Dayans

7:51 am August, 25 jonezy said...

last time he tried cunnilingus the fire department had to show up to pry them apart

7:57 am August, 25 troy tempest said...

she has the Crazy Eyes of Coitus. Normally, the eye of coitus is a kind of soft melting look of “oh fuck me baby”. This one is saying “Oh fuck me baby – but I’m going to do by tying you down and using my Kegels on you and nothing else. It’ll take a while, but YOU WILL LIKE IT.”

8:05 am August, 25 UFO Destroyers said...

Since when did migrant Albanian beet farmers start pulling the hotts? I need to look into that line of work–beats driving a desk all day.

8:28 am August, 25 Ferris said...

I can think of 100 things I’d like to do to her with her necklace. But mostly, I’d just like to beat this euro-turd to death with it.

Anyone notice the quartasian in the background with the zebra-pelt dress? She may have a lil’ somethin of her own going on back there. Specifically, boobies.

8:55 am August, 25 schlicht bindenburger said...

neil diamond…….still a hero!

9:00 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^”Gino Vanelli’s Party Machine”. Only Canucks will get that. I think it was a skit on SCTV.

9:06 am August, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

1977 Canadian junior high slow dance.
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9:09 am August, 25 Baron Von Goolo said...

DOOD!!!

10:34 am August, 25 Doucheywallnuts said...

This is the first time I’ve seen a douchebag channel Edith Bunker.
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Dingbats

10:36 am August, 25 Hurl Scheibe said...

Kids – this is what happens when you put a fork into the wall socket.

11:31 am August, 25 stephanie said...

Nottadouche just got off the turnip boat.

11:47 am August, 25 DarkSock said...

Art DoucheFunkel – A Bitch Over Vinegar Waters

11:48 am August, 25 DarkSock said...

Gene Shalit should never have shaved.

11:48 am August, 25 DarkSock said...

Bob Douchionne, Jr.

11:53 am August, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

BTW, you can’t invoke the legendary Vannelli without giving the youngins a picture.
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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YM7v0W7qPM4/S4j6JMOphhI/AAAAAAAAAMs/C1ygC1qgbQY/s200/gino+vannelli+-+the+longer+you+wait.jpg

11:55 am August, 25 pyrpylkyrtynz said...

This guy has more money than you do.
A lot more.
He hasn’t spent a dime on clothes since 1974.
In fact, the only thing he has ‘invested in’ looks-wise was that hair.
He was so unaccustomed to the experience of actually spending money, he was taken.
Badly.

2:50 pm August, 25 Collaz B. Popped said...

^Rev Chad – Gene Semens,,,,LOL!

5:55 pm August, 25 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

This guy kinda rocks. I give him a pass.

3:38 pm August, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

He’s so fashion hip that he wears blue to match his eyes, and lotsa dark curlylocks to match his pubes. Now, THAT’S self-referencing.

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