Thursday, October 4, 2012

Peter Pumpin'head and Mary Meet "The Brosenstein"

Every b-movie producer knows that sooner or later, worlds must collide.

Like in 2016, when a desperate Marvel Studios attempts to milk the last penny by releasing “The Avengers Meet Mr. Popper’s Penguins.” Although I might actually pay to see that one.

# posted by douchebag1
9:51 am October, 4 jonezy said...

is that a BALCO brand fanny pack?

9:54 am October, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Usually the horrible freaks are on display in the night time at Baron von Goolo’s Fright Town

9:55 am October, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

They’re going to simultaneously attempt to dock with Mary M’s ample, parachute-like clit hood.

10:29 am October, 4 The Dude said...

I think I just lost my will to live.

10:36 am October, 4 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Same pose every time. PP with the head cocked back trying to make his body look larger, only resulting in cranium looking like some tribal shrunken head. MM with her head tilted to conceal adam’s apple. Confused Brosenstein grunts “she look like woman, but something not quite right”

10:44 am October, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I’ve never seen so much artificial enhancement packed into one picture in all my life!

10:48 am October, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Where the fuck is the Haiku? I got all Jean-Guy’d for nothing!

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And I’d like to see a picture of Mary’s cocck.

10:54 am October, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinhead_(Puppet_Master)#section_4 there is a strong resemblance to PP and Pinhead from the horror classic Puppet Master.

10:55 am October, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rush got nominated to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

10:56 am October, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Baron Von Goolo is one creepy fucker.

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Halloween Music for the Baron.

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10:57 am October, 4 Douche Springsteen said...

This past weekend I drove up into the wilds of northern Michigan to my cousin’s farm and helped them slaughter a big ol’ hog. For some reason, the image of that porker hung up, gutted, and cleaved right in half down the belly comes to mind while I’m looking at Peter’s arm. Only this pork was not pumped full of chemical enhancements.

And did Mary have a blow-out on her right bolt-on? Looks like she has a patch on it.

11:00 am October, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Mangina reveal in 3… 2…

11:17 am October, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Is that supplemental nipple coverage that’s been added to her bikini cup?? Usually, I dunno, maybe it’s just me, but if a body part doesn’t fit inside a piece of clothing, it’s probably not the outfit for you. A strip of surgical tape isn’t going to suspend the laws of physics.

11:27 am October, 4 DixieRecht said...

In what alternate universe is this considered normal?

11:37 am October, 4 Capt. James T. Douche said...

In financial news stock for Oaklely and Zubaz hit an all time high with the posting of this picture.

12:05 pm October, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

And the last thing everyone heard before the mayhem ensued as Mary finally got “her”{ thong down was “Release the Kracken!

12:17 pm October, 4 Charles Smythe-Smythe-Smythe said...

That bikini, plus past outfits, reveals so much of her body that there’s virtually nothing more to be seen and I suspect I would be disappointed.

12:25 pm October, 4 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Brosenstein’s neon fannypack contains which of the following:

1) Brotein Bars

2) Synthol and syringe

3) Mary M’s nipple that blew off under pressure

4) All of the above

12:31 pm October, 4 Douche Moore said...

Silicon Mons?

1:05 pm October, 4 Wheezer said...

In economic news, Fix-A-Flat shares are on the rise…..

1:57 pm October, 4 Los Douches said...

“Rush got nominated to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.”

Don’t get me started. I think they should tell the Hall to go fuck themselves and pull their names from consideration. RS did everything they could to torpedo their careers from day one. Now they wanna make nice. FUCK THEM.

3:28 pm October, 4 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Jesus. Space Aliens from the planet Duh.

Ya know, despite Mary’s ridiculous chesticles, she’s actually pretty. I bet talking to her must be like dipping your brain in lava, though…..

Oh, and it’s pretty obvious Pumpinhead is trying to cover up a growing bald spot…..

4:13 pm October, 4 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

“Mary” Mammageddon was a finalist in the “Most Epic Peen Tuck” at TrannyCon 2011 in Rio.

6:15 pm October, 4 beltman713 said...

Are those cocktail napkins on her nipples?

6:39 pm October, 4 Guid is Good said...

Mary – not the bikini bottoms. Where is your dignity?

6:54 pm October, 4 Steve said...

Why is there a crystal dildo coming out of the right guy’s pec? I’ve been staring at this picture for all of 23 seconds and still can’t figure it out.

Dear Lord, he’s holding it in his hand. Which is also close to his face.

7:19 pm October, 4 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Ya know, I bet a cellphone in sleep mode consumes more volts than those three brains put together……

7:51 pm October, 4 Troy Tempest said...

Peter’s got so many steroids in his system, his peen has shrunk to the size of an acorn at the bottom of his torso.

8:42 pm October, 4 Stephanie said...

Attention starved subhumans that are black holes that suck the life out of everything around them.

11:20 pm October, 4 Jeet Kune Douche said...

So has anyone figured out who these two asswipes really are?

And I mean Pumpinhead and Mary – the musclebound moron on the right is too generic to merit even passing attention.

8:07 am October, 5 inkpand619 said...

Peter sure has some small hands. He’d give Cee-lo a run for his money with them pint sized mitts

8:25 am October, 5 crazed aborigine said...

I actually think that’s her ID tucked in there. I’m not sure what it says when your driver’s license is bigger than your bikini top?

The worst thing about these PP/MM pictures? You can get some idea of what she had to have looked like before all the ‘enhancement’. I bet she was a knockout before she wrecked it.

5:18 pm October, 5 Steve said...

@crazed aborigine: Just like Michael Jackson, another example of what happens when you keep fixing it until it’s broke.

1:41 am October, 12 Wohbert said...

I think that “chick” is actually a dude with a cock, or at least used to have one. You can tell it has butt cheek implants. What a terrible sexual mutant. Science gone too far! Someone should tell those assholes to lay off the juice!

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