Tuesday, September 10, 2013

The Afflicted Soul of American Dispair

afflicted-with-douche

It takes a keen eye but, if you look closely, embedded in this off-the-cuff douchal boob grab lies the coded template for the paralytic craven rot plaguing the existential crisis of American soul.

Either that or some dickhead got a trust fund.

# posted by douchebag1
9:53 am September, 10 Charles Douchewin said...

Gryffindor’s acceptance standards are disturbingly lax, though their icebreakers look fun.

10:03 am September, 10 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Life is a series of choices, then you die.

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I almost want to give the trust fund dickhead a pass.

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Almost.

10:06 am September, 10 killdoucher said...

he doesn’t have his ears tucked under his cap, i say pass.

10:28 am September, 10 DarkSock said...

“Yo, look over there, it’s my brah, Donkey Douche, fresh outa county! Lemme give hiim a shout-out: AWNNNKKK-EEEEE-AWWWWNNNKKK!!!!!

11:02 am September, 10 The Dude (remote loc) said...

hey, what’s with all these ads about girls sporting Bieber haircuts? Do I need to visit some other plaet?

11:02 am September, 10 The Dude (remote loc) said...

^planet – fuk’n keyboard

11:42 am September, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Completely empty club with some-lame ass home depot strip lights on the dance floor. Football game on the TV that no one is watching. And these two. Man-faced girl with barely A-cups not even worth grabbing and your prototypical obnoxious-bag wearing, what, is that an Affliction shirt circa 2005 ? This is so, so, so depressing.

1:12 pm September, 10 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like Tebow. He looks like Tebow fighting off his raging virginity. He looks like Tebow fighting off his raging virginity while squeezing skanky tittays. He looks like Tebow fighting off his raging virginity while squeezing skanky tittays using Primal Scream therapy to ward off his blue balls. He looks like Tebow fighting off his raging virginity while squeezing skanky tittays using Primal Scream therapy to ward off his blue balls , sober. He looks like Tebow fighting off his raging virginity while squeezing skanky tittays using Primal Scream therapy to ward off his blue balls , sober, and dressed like an Affliction wearing douchebag.

1:13 pm September, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Son

1:21 pm September, 10 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Give him a break: He thinks it’s her shoulder. Common error for her.

1:30 pm September, 10 Dr Magnifico said...

What’s with the red face? And what about her prune face … Vile.

2:04 pm September, 10 Ferris said...

Full stubble? Check. Adam’s Apple? Check. Mis-fitting awkward blonde wig? Check.

I’m thinking this guy is laughing because he feels a bra stuffed with socks. or waterballoons. Or Kleenex. Anything but actual boob.

Crossdressers.

8:40 pm September, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Primal Scream Therapy is the name of my next cock.

5:38 pm September, 11 Guid is Good said...

Matching T-shirt and cap? Nice. It is the little details that count.

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