Thursday, April 11, 2013

Pinky Tuscadero Jumps the Shart

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I’ll take “Alcoholic Dysfunctional Hot Chicks Named Ashley and Kelly Who Hang Out With a Toolshed Named Manny” for $800, Alex.

And yes, those curves make me want to sing harmonic resonance from the top of a subaltern hillside wearing only a burka and several prominent crystal scrotal beads that were bedazzled to said scrotum by an Indian merchant named Kapur.

# posted by douchebag1
11:53 am April, 11 Everyone's Favorite said...

I’ll take “He Joanied her Cunninghams after Ralphing her Malph”, for $700 Alex.

12:00 pm April, 11 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Sorry DB1, but paid to pose hotts actually cause, rather than cure, erectile dysfunction among those of us who have seen a fair amount of trim in our day. (Not that you haven’t….just sayin’.)

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.Their curves are as false as their friendliness, and watching them parade around Vegas day and night clubs to “excite” pudwhacks like Manny here (into buying more drinks) is one of the more pathetic sights you’ll see this humble burg.

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.Give me a good ole, barely-legal stripper any day. At least their meretriciousness is right up front (pun intended) and the transaction a straightforward one.

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.Meretricious straightforwardness, I says.

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.Humberts

12:07 pm April, 11 Doctor Magnifico! said...

^ Refreshing attitude, Sprocket! Refreshing!

12:15 pm April, 11 Everyone's Favorite said...

Having a pic taken with a “paid to pose” in the club and bragging about it is like having a pic taken with a theme park character in a theme park. Cool if you’re young and naive, but kinda sad if you’re old enough to know better.

12:20 pm April, 11 Everyone's Favorite said...

Anyone else outraged by those hot porn babes getting boffed by those douchebags in those porn films?! Not fair, I says!

12:26 pm April, 11 Guid is Good said...

Manny, King of the panel beaters (for a day).

12:26 pm April, 11 Everyone's Favorite said...

I mean not just outraged, but literally beside yourself with rage at the unfairness of it all.

12:53 pm April, 11 Douche Wayne said...

Kim Jong-un had the same reaction.

12:56 pm April, 11 Everyone's Favorite said...

Eh, who am I kidding, using logic on this site never works. Fuggit, these babes need to be saved from that horrible douche, won’t one of you thricedivorced/alcoholic/drug addicted/guythatcheatsonhisspouse save her?

#gonnabecensoredinTminus5

1:14 pm April, 11 DarkSock said...

^Hi, Nancy.

1:29 pm April, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

DS: Baaahh ! Was thinking the same thing. Guess I’ve been hanging out here too long.

1:32 pm April, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Manny, King of the weed whacker (at his day job)

2:01 pm April, 11 Everyone's Favorite said...

Sup DS, I see you’re still shouldering the workload of this place. When is it your turn to go on walkabout?

2:04 pm April, 11 DarkSock said...

Walkabout? Hell I never came home.

2:12 pm April, 11 Everyone's Favorite said...

^Right on. That’s the way to play it.

7:57 am April, 12 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I would only hope that Magenta’s carpet matches the drapes, but I fear she has shaved down to reduce her risk of pubic lice.

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