Brobotics
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Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Linda and a Boatful of Bros
It’s kinda like “Goldilocks and the Three Bears.”
Only instead of porridge, there’s the herp.
Thursday, July 5, 2012Two "Bronies" Discover Holly Offers an Equally Fascinating Form of Animation
After attending “My Little Pony” Con, the Bronies decided to move on to new, more adult, forms of unicorn study.
Yeah, I got nuthin’. It’s the 5th. Still hung over from too many Hi-C juice box shooters. Recovering slowly with candle light and the mathematical study of Holly butt curve.
Thursday, May 17, 2012Uck Him
Subtlety, thy name is not t-shirt.
Monday, May 14, 2012The Brobot May or May Not Approve of the HCwDB of the Week
The Brobot doesn’t easily express emotions.
It’s because of his distant father, Germanic background, and lack of emotional programming beneath his many douche scarves.
Yup, February’s HCwDB of the Week winning moobster is still out there. Still robotically hitting on the hotts.
It’s enough to give a ferret angina.
But Kelly Minx offers supple boobal curve spankle dwarf rhesus fondle.
Thursday, May 10, 2012Three People Not really Worth Getting to Know
Lets move on.
Wednesday, February 1, 2012Eye, Brobot
Choke scarves, moob shirts, and trashy woo girls are no way to go through life, Brobot. Especially if you’re a brobot sent from the future to prevent the creator of P90X from being born in the great time-traveling “DVD Workout War” of 2013.
Tuesday, January 31, 2012Brobot
The Three Laws of Brobotics:
1. A brobot may not not hit on a hottie or, through inaction, allow a hottie to remain unhit upon.
2. A brobot must obey the orders given by the D.J. to either raise their hands in the air like they just don’t care, or act as if the roof, the roof, the roof, is on fire, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A brobot must protect its own doucheyness as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
