Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Brobot

The Three Laws of Brobotics:

1. A brobot may not not hit on a hottie or, through inaction, allow a hottie to remain unhit upon.

2. A brobot must obey the orders given by the D.J. to either raise their hands in the air like they just don’t care, or act as if the roof, the roof, the roof, is on fire, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A brobot must protect its own doucheyness as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

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9:35 am January, 31 jonezy said...

4. A Brobot in motion must stay in motion unless someone wants him to pose for a picture

9:39 am January, 31 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Don’t forget Newton’s Fifth Law of Brobotics: A Douche in Motion Tends to Stay That Way.

9:39 am January, 31 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Call it Douche-nertia.

9:42 am January, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Where’s the self-destruct button?

9:45 am January, 31 Wedgie said...

Nothing like bringing your own rope to the lynching. Handy.

9:47 am January, 31 Charles Douchewin said...

No sentient entity – capable of free will – would assume this appearance.

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Who programs the programmers?

9:49 am January, 31 Charles Douchewin said...

It looks like he’s shedding his outer skin – jeans first.

9:58 am January, 31 Charles Douchewin said...

I believe this short documentary film may explain the phenomenon above.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M77HfZu24bw

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Particularly at time 1:55 to ~2:25.

10:12 am January, 31 Vin Douchal said...

3a) Brobots do not let Brobots workout alone

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10:49 am January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This fuck reminds me of a fag in my university residence. Fucking creep was so trendy we called him Thomas Dolby. He got kicked off campus for crawling through ventilation ducts into the cafeteria and stealing hips of roast beef and selling sandwiches to stoners like me late at night. I hated that guy.

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Fuck I hate having my business rolling again and studying and shit. No time for banging bitches and getting stoned this week, fuck. Fuckity fuck fuck.

10:50 am January, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Somewhere in Dusseldorf, a mad scientist holding a hot soldering iron is looking around frantically for his experiment.

10:51 am January, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

A Brobot is programmed with a subroutine which allows him to act as his own wingman.

10:56 am January, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tanned black dress hot definitely swallows and enjoys rough, dry anal like Nancy and Stephanie.

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Where’s Creature? Did he really quit this insane club of jokers, savants, and alcoholic hatters because of Dreuche?

11:06 am January, 31 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Been a while, but WHERE IS THE HOT CHICK?!?!?!

11:06 am January, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Blonde is only mildly hott, but she’s the kind of hott that considers 10lb weights attached to her labia and alligator clips on her nipples wired to a car battery to be mild foreplay.

11:14 am January, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Uncanny Valley: a vague sense of unease grows inversely proportional to how human-like a Brobot seems. Pretty much says it all. http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2011-07/19/uncanny-valley-tested

11:22 am January, 31 Nancy Dreuche said...

@RevChad 10:56a, if there’s one thing I can’t stand, its a quitter. Obviously my tales of dry anal and prolapsed uteruses drove him away. I kno

11:25 am January, 31 Nancy Dreuche said...

Crap, I got all excited. Anyway yeah, I don’t know what happened to him and you can’t prove anything. But let that be a lesson to the rest of you. Brobot is next. I have extensive knowledge of the inner workings of a cyborg, on account I used to be one.

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TRONsexuals

11:37 am January, 31 IL Douché said...

BROBOT ponders sexuality…

12:45 pm January, 31 DarkSock said...

I’d Isaac her Asimovs…

12:45 pm January, 31 tall guy said...

Looks like restaurant staff took time for a photo session while setting up. She has a fair set of jugs on her.

1:49 pm January, 31 I R A Darth Aggie said...

The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Douchement Day. The lived only to face a nightmare: the war against the brobots.

2:50 pm January, 31 Medusa Oblongata said...

I, Robot

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…am a huge Douche.

2:50 pm January, 31 Medusa Oblongata said...

I, Robot

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…put WD-40 in my poop valve.

2:51 pm January, 31 Medusa Oblongata said...

I, Robot

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…am programmed to “fruity”.

4:26 pm January, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Brobot is Sybian’s great, great grandson.

5:57 pm January, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Open-toed gladiator-themed hooker footwear gives me a Broner, I mean, Boner.

7:07 pm January, 31 Nostradouchus said...

This girl has porn star sex. Fact. Boots gave it away.

9:07 pm January, 31 Stephanie said...

Brobot can’t find matching shoes.

9:16 pm January, 31 Mr. Biggs said...

Brobots

Brobots!

Mighty robots!

Mighty douchebags!

BROBOTS!

12:32 pm February, 1 Wheezer said...

Douchemo Ariscroto, Mr. Broboto…..

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