Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Brobot
The Three Laws of Brobotics:
1. A brobot may not not hit on a hottie or, through inaction, allow a hottie to remain unhit upon.
2. A brobot must obey the orders given by the D.J. to either raise their hands in the air like they just don’t care, or act as if the roof, the roof, the roof, is on fire, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A brobot must protect its own doucheyness as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
4. A Brobot in motion must stay in motion unless someone wants him to pose for a picture
Don’t forget Newton’s Fifth Law of Brobotics: A Douche in Motion Tends to Stay That Way.
Call it Douche-nertia.
Where’s the self-destruct button?
Nothing like bringing your own rope to the lynching. Handy.
No sentient entity – capable of free will – would assume this appearance.
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Who programs the programmers?
It looks like he’s shedding his outer skin – jeans first.
I believe this short documentary film may explain the phenomenon above.
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Particularly at time 1:55 to ~2:25.
3a) Brobots do not let Brobots workout alone
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This fuck reminds me of a fag in my university residence. Fucking creep was so trendy we called him Thomas Dolby. He got kicked off campus for crawling through ventilation ducts into the cafeteria and stealing hips of roast beef and selling sandwiches to stoners like me late at night. I hated that guy.
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Fuck I hate having my business rolling again and studying and shit. No time for banging bitches and getting stoned this week, fuck. Fuckity fuck fuck.
Somewhere in Dusseldorf, a mad scientist holding a hot soldering iron is looking around frantically for his experiment.
A Brobot is programmed with a subroutine which allows him to act as his own wingman.
Tanned black dress hot definitely swallows and enjoys rough, dry anal like Nancy and Stephanie.
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Where’s Creature? Did he really quit this insane club of jokers, savants, and alcoholic hatters because of Dreuche?
Been a while, but WHERE IS THE HOT CHICK?!?!?!
Blonde is only mildly hott, but she’s the kind of hott that considers 10lb weights attached to her labia and alligator clips on her nipples wired to a car battery to be mild foreplay.
Uncanny Valley: a vague sense of unease grows inversely proportional to how human-like a Brobot seems. Pretty much says it all. http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2011-07/19/uncanny-valley-tested
@RevChad 10:56a, if there’s one thing I can’t stand, its a quitter. Obviously my tales of dry anal and prolapsed uteruses drove him away. I kno
Crap, I got all excited. Anyway yeah, I don’t know what happened to him and you can’t prove anything. But let that be a lesson to the rest of you. Brobot is next. I have extensive knowledge of the inner workings of a cyborg, on account I used to be one.
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TRONsexuals
BROBOT ponders sexuality…
I’d Isaac her Asimovs…
Looks like restaurant staff took time for a photo session while setting up. She has a fair set of jugs on her.
The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Douchement Day. The lived only to face a nightmare: the war against the brobots.
I, Robot
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…am a huge Douche.
I, Robot
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…put WD-40 in my poop valve.
I, Robot
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…am programmed to “fruity”.
Brobot is Sybian’s great, great grandson.
Open-toed gladiator-themed hooker footwear gives me a Broner, I mean, Boner.
This girl has porn star sex. Fact. Boots gave it away.
Brobot can’t find matching shoes.
Brobots
Brobots!
Mighty robots!
Mighty douchebags!
BROBOTS!
Douchemo Ariscroto, Mr. Broboto…..