Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Linda and a Boatful of Bros

It’s kinda like “Goldilocks and the Three Bears.”

Only instead of porridge, there’s the herp.

# posted by douchebag1
9:23 am July, 10 Troy Tempest said...

There are three long straws, three short straws. The bros who draw the short straws get sloppy seconds. The bros who draw the long straws insert their member virile in each of her sphincters, and then rub therein until they excrete bro-spooge. Then the second team gets to do the same. This will all be on youporn.com in a week, and another part of the human soul dies to the fapping sounds of autoerotic self-stimulation. To atone, a sack of kittens is tossed into a woodchipper, and the ignorant rutting bloodfest of human evil continues to the next dull spectacle, as everyone, every man woman and child – all are up against the wall… OF SCIENCE!

10:05 am July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Linda’s a giver. She’s having fun alright. But if she turned to her right and looked through the shallow wall around America which is the Bros, she would see the AC-free, untoileted school bus driving south full of childless migrant workers with disabling sciatica and no ticket back.

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Diamondbacks

10:07 am July, 10 FredN. said...

Linda’s a good time.

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And by good time, I mean she’ll fit neatly in the trunk of my ’89 Olds.

10:45 am July, 10 Troy Tempest said...

one of her arms looks wildly longer than the other, as in she could scratch her ankle without bending over longer. weird.

10:47 am July, 10 Anonymous said...

after the fourth cup of crappy kegger beer Linda is airtight & covered with froth…by sundown she is swapped for a pint of Old Crow

10:48 am July, 10 creature said...

jeez this having to sign in daily is tiresome^

10:49 am July, 10 Troy Tempest said...

Before Linda pulls the Bro train, she prays to the Severed Head of St Vitalis, the patron said of veneral disease, for protection from the herp. St Vitalis:

http://curiouspresbyterian.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/the-head-is-said-to-belong-to-st-vitalis-of-assisi-the-patron-saint-of-genital-disease.jpg

10:51 am July, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Troy Tempest FTW, both posts.

10:53 am July, 10 creature said...

Linda prides herself on stamina & the fact that she can take on the entire pledge class of Canni Koppa Feel & still be be fresh enough to hump the lacrosse team

10:56 am July, 10 creature said...

she also does trucker conventions

11:34 am July, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Like one of us should like save her and stuff. Maybe the dude at the end of the train can take her home and turn her into an honest woman.

11:49 am July, 10 FredN. said...

The pink and turquoise d-bag on the left is pointing at his buddy and thinking, “This. This is the Greek God with whom I want to spend my life. Garry knows me, feels me, understands me. I wish this whore would fall off the roof.”

11:52 am July, 10 Mr. Biggs said...

So it leads to the following question:

Whose herp is juuuust right?

1:25 pm July, 10 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She looks like she’s taken more loads than a fuggin’ Maytag!

2:49 pm July, 10 Baron Von Goolo said...

Goldilocks & The Six Herpetic Vectors.

3:12 pm July, 10 Stephanie said...

Olive Oil and 6 Popeyes. Or this is backstage area for a porn flick,and they’re all just meeting each other and the film is called Olive Oil and The 6 Popeyes.

4:39 pm July, 10 Guid is Good said...

Let’s hope Linda is a team player.

5:40 am July, 11 Olddog1 said...

You guys have it all wrong. Linda is the captain of the “Good Ship Lollipop” . There are 7 Bros in the picture and Linda’s first mate is taking the picture.( Available at the end of the cruise for only $6.95 plus tax.)

These Bro’s are so into each other, Linda could walk among them naked and they would not even notice. A sad commentary, yet that leaves Linda for us, the real men and, of course, Nancy.

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