Thursday, May 10, 2012

Three People Not really Worth Getting to Know

Lets move on.

# posted by douchebag1
11:47 am May, 10 Anonymous said...

“People,” not people….

11:48 am May, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^ I should remember to sign in…Also, as I’ve had an extra moment to look at this photo and mull things over, I pray that these three get the stomach cancer.

11:53 am May, 10 Bigmart said...

ohoh its almost like DB1 has given up with the hopelessness of it all when confronted by such a photo

12:10 pm May, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Is that a giant gumbabee on her right arm?

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And Boss, when life starts kicking you in the nads, as it appears to be doing, and you start feeling that all is lost (and it isn’t, by the by), its time to double down on the Ho-Hos and Night Train while watching the entire first season of “Buffy, the Vampire Slayer”.

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At least thats what my little tator tots do when I’m not around.

12:10 pm May, 10 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Whoa! Where’s the HC???

Damn. Ugh in “Fugly”.

12:12 pm May, 10 Douche Springsteen said...

When I read the category “brobotics”, at first glance I thought it said “brobiotics”. I thought that was a better fit, since I bet if you magnified the bacteria in my digestive tract a few million times it would probably look like these guys. Especially that guy with the disgusting duck face.

12:19 pm May, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Little Tammy: Aunt Tyna, how come you never got married?

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Aunt Tyna: Well, I guess its because I just could’nt find the right guy to settle down with.

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Little Tammy: And how come you don’t have any kids?

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Aunt Tyna: Ha ha ha! I’ve got to find the right guy to settle down with before I can think about having kids! You little scamp!

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Little Tammy: Are you sure it isn’t because you’ve got tattoos on your boobs, your gooter makes squishy noises when you walk, and your breath smells like menthol and compromise?

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Aunt Tyna: We all make life choices, Tammy.

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Little Tammy: How come you keep making so many bad ones? Did Great Uncle Bernie not give you enough hugs when you were my age?

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Aunt Tyna: Oh. He gave me hugs. Hugs and a whole lot more than that. Night after night after night.

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Little Tammy: Tha’ts what I figured.

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Aunt Tyna: How did you know?

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Little Tammy: Because your tramp stamp says "Daddy's little cum bucket."

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Aunt Tyna: Life choices, Tammy. Life choices.

12:21 pm May, 10 Douche Wayne said...

‘Salright, because unless you’re their drug dealer, they don’t want to get to know you, either.

12:23 pm May, 10 Douche Wayne said...

@ Scote

“Gooter” = coffee on my keyboard!

The more I say it to myself the harder I laugh.

Gooter.

12:43 pm May, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

This post calls for a How Can We Live In a World….type of response. But I’m too busy resting between bate seshes to think of one right now. Cheer up DB1, like the PSAs tell the other bummed out gays, It Gets Better.

12:46 pm May, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Now that I’ve got glasses I’m throwin’ caution to the wind!

12:48 pm May, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mr Scrotato Head FTW!!!!

12:56 pm May, 10 creature said...

urban blight

1:03 pm May, 10 Douche Wayne said...

“He doesn’t like you.”

“Sorry.”

“I don’t like you, either. You’d best watch yourself, I have a death warrant on 12 systems!”

“I’ll be careful.”

“YOU’LL BE DEAD!!”

1:24 pm May, 10 I R A Darth Aggie said...

You mis-spelled THREE BLOATED SACKS OF PROTOPLASM NOT REALLY WORTH GETTING TO KNOW. HTH. HAND.

1:31 pm May, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Everytime a fugly broad like this walks by I’m gonna lean in to try to hear her gooter splash around.

1:31 pm May, 10 Vin Douchal said...

I gave douche on the right a dollar at the highway off ramp. His sign read, “Will work for Goose”

1:39 pm May, 10 creature said...

Blisterdick Bo & his sidekick HalfCockc pitch woo to barmaid PusPuss Kate

4:04 pm May, 10 The Dude said...

“Gooter” is the new most horrible thing ever, for my keyboard.

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These three peas need a deep flush, one of those old school 4-gallon swirly flushes where you pour draino down with ’em, just in case.

5:49 pm May, 10 Elwood BluezBag said...

Urban blech…

8:03 pm May, 10 The Dude said...

I refuse to look at this thread again. I have a life to live, and — okay, maybe just one more little peek to see them pre-flush.

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Mainly for the thread comments. This could be a pic of the three worst tulips in a field in Amsterdam…wait, I keep forgetting the Dutch don’t allow ‘foreigners’ to eat their Space Cakes at the Bulldog anymore. Fuck.

12:54 am May, 11 Stephanie said...

Three For One Special Ugly asshole day at IHOP.

2:52 am May, 11 CB Popped said...

I need to get some Gooter this weekend.

6:24 pm May, 11 bilbodouchebaggins said...

wait – what’s with the floating, presumably severed skinny forearm in the background. that doesn’t belong to self-satisfied-duckface on the left (too thin), and can’t physically be there if attached to even-bigger-duckface on the right. or the bleeth. confused.

7:16 pm May, 11 Wolfram74 said...

The Douche on the right needs a kicking

11:03 am May, 12 Mr. Biggs said...

Just more flotsam and jetsam in an ocean of errant sperm and ova.

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