Thursday, July 5, 2012

Two "Bronies" Discover Holly Offers an Equally Fascinating Form of Animation

After attending “My Little Pony” Con, the Bronies decided to move on to new, more adult, forms of unicorn study.

Yeah, I got nuthin’. It’s the 5th. Still hung over from too many Hi-C juice box shooters. Recovering slowly with candle light and the mathematical study of Holly butt curve.

# posted by douchebag1
6:56 am July, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I farted some clam juice once. Helly Kitty indeed.

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Auto-log in. Sweet. Avatar? No way.

6:58 am July, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Forum is down for maintenance. My cock is down for some strange this week.

7:00 am July, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

As I sat down to cool off from manning the grill in this rancid heat last night I was transported back about a year ago. At and around that time we were very spoiled and didn’t know it. I’m talking about the genius that is Hermit (Respect). I miss his prose and decided to dig into my Hermit scrapbook. So with out further ado I give you a 4th day of July reminiscence as told by Hermit.

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See his post @10:55 am

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/07/04/ullar-jorbergs-mustache-says-happy-july-4th/

7:23 am July, 5 Ted Brogan said...

Hey boss, you’ve at least got DNS issues. I’ve not been able to access the site from Comcast for about a week.

nslookup http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

Server: 127.0.0.1

Address: 127.0.0.1#53

Non-authoritative answer:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com canonical name = hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

Name: hotchickswithdouchebags.com

Address: 72.167.143.224

Name: hotchickswithdouchebags.com

Address: 10.0.0.1

10.0.0.1 shouldn’t be there.

Or check: http://dns.comcast.net/dig-tool.php

8:14 am July, 5 creature said...

“fer sure, babe, it’s like tradition, ya know, we always double pen on the 5th…it’ll be like rad!”

8:29 am July, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Everybody is either hungover or sick of maintenance. This is a sure way to snap out of a hangover or a praipism and get people back.

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http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dNI2Ge0slbxP/x610.jpg

8:53 am July, 5 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

I’d ride her like a little pony.

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what?

8:57 am July, 5 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Why the hell are they even trying to flex?

9:27 am July, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I don’t know about you guys, but I LOVE having to sign in evertime!

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Also, I should have masterbated to tiny bikini bottom bleeth before clicking on Rev’s link. I may never get a renob again. Renob, I says.

9:51 am July, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m pretty sure they’re not flexing (can’t flex what you don’t really have eh?). It looks more like them describing their foreplay sessions to the cameraman:

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“And then I punch him the ass like this!”

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“Yeah, that gets me totally hard. And then I swing around and him him in the middle of the back so he starts doin’ a Dutch rudder. But it’s not gay or nuthin’. And then after I grab him by the hips and start fuckin’ him as hard as a I can in the ass I give him a donkey punch so that I can get a cocck socck and still be 3 feet away from him.”

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Yeah, it’s totally worth it. If we hit her, she cries and the runs to the cops like a little bitch. And besides, his ass ain’t as tight as Todd’s. You know what I mean?”

9:52 am July, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Try “hit him” and “her ass”. Fuccen holidays.

3:00 pm July, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

That ass looks like a ripe dragon fruit.

4:03 pm July, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Prey tell where does one find a photo such as this one? From a rehab center web site?

5:45 pm July, 5 Voulez-vous douchez? said...

Crack cleavage. The new sideboob?

5:59 pm July, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Pear Punch Fu: the most prosecuted martial art.

12:03 am July, 7 Little Willie said...

Another flat assed tranny gets ready to take it in the rear end from two limp wristed fuckups found hanging around the pool bar.

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