Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Eye, Brobot

Choke scarves, moob shirts, and trashy woo girls are no way to go through life, Brobot. Especially if you’re a brobot sent from the future to prevent the creator of P90X from being born in the great time-traveling “DVD Workout War” of 2013.

# posted by douchebag1
3:15 pm February, 1 Wedgie said...

Hey, aren’t those two trying to kill Harrison Ford about 200 years from now?

3:18 pm February, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Max Headboob

3:21 pm February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Something is rotten in Ingmar.

3:41 pm February, 1 The Dude said...

Boobrot

3:43 pm February, 1 The Dude said...

Elton John must be rolling around in his rubber sheet bed over this ‘bot.

3:45 pm February, 1 Wedgie said...

Hot Trannies with Gaybags

4:02 pm February, 1 Wheezer said...

Now is he R. Choadaneel Olivawful or Elijah Scailey?

4:13 pm February, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Fuckin’ Skynet with the douche-1000 infiltrator bot. It weasels its way into clubs, pools and glory holes sipping cosmos and appletinis, annoying the crap out of everyone with its overly flamboyant dress and affected voice… HAAAAALLLLOOOOO (kiss on each cheek) while befriending your Bleethy ass girlfriend to become her new shopping companion.

4:37 pm February, 1 ChestBrah said...

That guy has some great definition in his pecs.

4:39 pm February, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

You’re no 4-Prong Brobot, but you still vex me. Then again I’m easily vexed. In fact my classmates in Detective School referred to me as “undersexed and easily vexed.” Ah, detective school, I sure miss lunch with those Hardy Boys.

4:40 pm February, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

Hey ChestBrah, go to Thailand already.

4:43 pm February, 1 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like Paul Schafer fucked Elton John

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She looks like Deborah Harry after a horrible printing press accident.

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If you look up “induce vomiting” in the medical dictionary, this photo is next to it

4:52 pm February, 1 Bret Easton Douchis said...

Visual ipecac.

5:22 pm February, 1 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

A properly made sauerbraten can be a tasty winter treat.

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.Dieter Von Schlongfelt enjoys it stuffed up his manchannel — with a nice large knodel dumpling on the side — whilst young Helga watches and dreams of edelweiss, Braunschweiger and schnauzers.

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.Trios

5:34 pm February, 1 tall guy said...

Yo! Dreuche, never knew you were a gumshoe.

5:39 pm February, 1 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

She’s a wannabe. Though she is adept at taking on alias names in this forum.

5:44 pm February, 1 Charles Douchewin said...

@ TallGuy

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I think Nancy Dreuche is a doucheification of Nancy Drew

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Dreuche, is this correct?

5:56 pm February, 1 Nostradouchus said...

He’s got more cleavage than she does.

8:03 pm February, 1 soy bomb said...

Can we get some confirmation that Brobot is, in fact, some sort of Eurobag? It would shed at least a little light on his…condition.

8:52 pm February, 1 The Dude said...

Nancy is a deteckative!

9:07 pm February, 1 DarkSock said...

Elton John called; he started rambling about wanting his look back, then grunted lustily with an audible spurt noise, then hung up crying hot snotty tears o’ shame.

9:27 pm February, 1 Stephanie said...

Now,all he needs is a pair of glasses that spell out which sex he prefers.

9:45 pm February, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, I’m like the World’s Laziest Detective. Most my cases just solve themselves. I find waiting it out to be the most effective. And Charles Douchewin is right, before I started commenting here I wanted a name that noone would want to copy and something that would sum up me. Nancy Drew was a childhood hero of mine so it fit the bill. Plus theres the whole mysterious woman thing and it allows me to work in cheezy as fuck puns. I know, mind blowing.

11:58 pm February, 1 tall guy said...

Brobot grows more irritating as time passes.

4:23 am February, 2 Scrotewank Jones and the furry furry Douchetrots said...

Amy Winehouse’s sister still grieves by finding balding club hipsters with pec implants. Poor girl.

7:31 am February, 2 I R A Darth Aggie said...

She’s not that trashy…tho she does have that whole demon/cyborg red eye thing going on…

9:12 am February, 2 Xanadouche said...

When going out in public looking like this it’s probably not wise to wear something which can be used to easily choke you to death. If I saw this……whatever it is, I would be tempted to just end it right there and save the rest of use a whole lotta trouble.

3:43 am February, 4 CB Popped said...

Brobot is flaming.

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