Thursday, May 17, 2012
Uck Him
Subtlety, thy name is not t-shirt.
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- In memoriam: bcs
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That Phil Collins sure is hostile, post career.
The next lines, however, say “no lube” and then “with a chainsaw”
FLICK
LIME:
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A PRELUDE?
that guy from Right Said Fred can sure pull some gelfling tail.
I bet it if you buy a shirt like that you get a free bowl of soup with it. It looks good on him, though.
I especially like how it goes with his rosary beads.
Fuckhead.
Douche: “Brah, what? Don’t be thinkin’ you’re yankin’ my chain, broheim. It’s already around my neck after she pulled it from my ass!”
Douche says: “What? WTF is ‘GROOOOO”? Don’t come at me with them big words, bro!”
She is a confused spinner.
Douchebag here hoped for one of these.
When the club photog floats over and says, “Smile!”, sometimes it’s okay to say “No, thanks”. This is one of those times
My continuing love affair with Martha MacCallum continues to continue in continuity until discontinued. Restraining order to follow
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I need a primer on how to put pictures in my posts. When it comes to this fancy internet stuff I’m so 2-years ago.
Chick looks like one of those dehydrated pharaoh corpses, you know the kind that’s “Buried with a donkey”. I’m definitely seeing ass (donkey) here and not of the pear variety. Let’s hope he just gets buried. The donkey is already included.
He’s NOT “my favorite honky”.
@Douchey
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You need a beatification by DB1 and hotmail knowledge I believe to embed pictures like Vin, DarkSock, and a few other moderators of the site appointed after one of the great attacks of nonsense.
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I put forth a motion that DW be granted the Power so he can illustrate his tales of Hollywood debauchery. And a hotmail tutor.
@ D. Springsteen
I’d stick my shard in her Skeksis.
She is no Lois Lane and you sir are certainly no Lex Luthor!!
Anyone wearing a shirt that has an obscenity in large letters is a total piece of crap douche. No exceptions. This neaderthal probably jugs a drink, then burps in his girlfriend’s face. Later that night he will rip a huge fart whilst she is blowing him. Then laugh it off. She of the miniscule self-esteem will think it is a sign of his endearing love as she takes a money shot on the face and he rolls over and falls asleep. Then farts again.
I, two, need twomor – tutor – on dispensing the visual wisdom gleaning during periods of drunken internet grazing. Moo!
These two are middle aged jokes,trying hard to be young and stupid. There should be a cut off age for those t-shirts.
In the 1980s it was Frankie Goes To Hollywood…every decade has a large lettered t-shirt band,and it’s always the worst music too.
The more I look at this bleeth, the more ennui I experience.
FUCK
THE
DUDE
FUCK
ONE
RUBE
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Aw, that’s nice of them, welcoming the hillbillies to the big city like that….
FUCK ME DUDE?
Turdley Howard of the 3 Douches is about to get a double eye poke from hottie.
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Victim of circumstance.
holy shit i am 98% sure that is a sgt. i used to work with… he was a douche then and obviously a douche now.
I had no idea Leann Rimes dumped Eddie Cibrian for Uncle Fester. Fuck ME.
Cheerleader wannabe Kandi gets her picture taken with a horny retard.
LoL..He’s from Atlanta… that dude used to be super skinny then he got on the juice.. for real. like went from like 155 lbs to 215 in like a year.
His name is Nick, he’s not that much of a douche really. nah, nevermind, he’s a douche. http://www.facebook.com/nickclaeboe whats even douche-baggier is he calls himself “Alcoholnick” …true story..