Thursday, May 17, 2012

Uck Him

Subtlety, thy name is not t-shirt.

# posted by douchebag1
11:42 am May, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That Phil Collins sure is hostile, post career.

11:51 am May, 17 crazed aborigine said...

The next lines, however, say “no lube” and then “with a chainsaw”

11:56 am May, 17 Wheezer said...

FLICK

LIME:

.

A PRELUDE?

12:24 pm May, 17 Douche Springsteen said...

that guy from Right Said Fred can sure pull some gelfling tail.

I bet it if you buy a shirt like that you get a free bowl of soup with it. It looks good on him, though.

I especially like how it goes with his rosary beads.

Fuckhead.

12:39 pm May, 17 Wheezer said...

Douche: “Brah, what? Don’t be thinkin’ you’re yankin’ my chain, broheim. It’s already around my neck after she pulled it from my ass!”

12:40 pm May, 17 Wheezer said...

Douche says: “What? WTF is ‘GROOOOO”? Don’t come at me with them big words, bro!”

12:40 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She is a confused spinner.

12:43 pm May, 17 Wheezer said...

Douchebag here hoped for one of these.

12:44 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

When the club photog floats over and says, “Smile!”, sometimes it’s okay to say “No, thanks”. This is one of those times

12:48 pm May, 17 Vin Douchal said...

My continuing love affair with Martha MacCallum continues to continue in continuity until discontinued. Restraining order to follow

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1:07 pm May, 17 Doucheywallnuts said...

I need a primer on how to put pictures in my posts. When it comes to this fancy internet stuff I’m so 2-years ago.

1:07 pm May, 17 eyedouche said...

Chick looks like one of those dehydrated pharaoh corpses, you know the kind that’s “Buried with a donkey”. I’m definitely seeing ass (donkey) here and not of the pear variety. Let’s hope he just gets buried. The donkey is already included.

1:15 pm May, 17 eyedouche said...

He’s NOT “my favorite honky”.

1:17 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Douchey

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You need a beatification by DB1 and hotmail knowledge I believe to embed pictures like Vin, DarkSock, and a few other moderators of the site appointed after one of the great attacks of nonsense.

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I put forth a motion that DW be granted the Power so he can illustrate his tales of Hollywood debauchery. And a hotmail tutor.

1:20 pm May, 17 Douche Wayne said...

@ D. Springsteen

I’d stick my shard in her Skeksis.

1:27 pm May, 17 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She is no Lois Lane and you sir are certainly no Lex Luthor!!

1:52 pm May, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Anyone wearing a shirt that has an obscenity in large letters is a total piece of crap douche. No exceptions. This neaderthal probably jugs a drink, then burps in his girlfriend’s face. Later that night he will rip a huge fart whilst she is blowing him. Then laugh it off. She of the miniscule self-esteem will think it is a sign of his endearing love as she takes a money shot on the face and he rolls over and falls asleep. Then farts again.

2:01 pm May, 17 The Dude said...

I, two, need twomor – tutor – on dispensing the visual wisdom gleaning during periods of drunken internet grazing. Moo!

2:13 pm May, 17 Stephanie said...

These two are middle aged jokes,trying hard to be young and stupid. There should be a cut off age for those t-shirts.

2:21 pm May, 17 Stephanie said...

In the 1980s it was Frankie Goes To Hollywood…every decade has a large lettered t-shirt band,and it’s always the worst music too.

2:25 pm May, 17 Doucheywallnuts said...

The more I look at this bleeth, the more ennui I experience.

3:05 pm May, 17 FredN. said...

FUCK

THE

DUDE

9:45 pm May, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

FUCK

ONE

RUBE

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Aw, that’s nice of them, welcoming the hillbillies to the big city like that….

4:05 am May, 18 CB Popped said...

FUCK ME DUDE?

8:53 am May, 18 skrag2112 said...

Turdley Howard of the 3 Douches is about to get a double eye poke from hottie.

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Victim of circumstance.

10:47 am May, 18 army (ret) douche said...

holy shit i am 98% sure that is a sgt. i used to work with… he was a douche then and obviously a douche now.

11:47 am May, 18 Vinegar and Water said...

I had no idea Leann Rimes dumped Eddie Cibrian for Uncle Fester. Fuck ME.

11:14 pm May, 20 Little Willie said...

Cheerleader wannabe Kandi gets her picture taken with a horny retard.

8:25 am May, 25 Anonymous said...

LoL..He’s from Atlanta… that dude used to be super skinny then he got on the juice.. for real. like went from like 155 lbs to 215 in like a year.

8:35 am May, 25 Anonymous said...

His name is Nick, he’s not that much of a douche really. nah, nevermind, he’s a douche. http://www.facebook.com/nickclaeboe whats even douche-baggier is he calls himself “Alcoholnick” …true story..

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