Monday, November 5, 2012
Melons
This list of melons includes members of the plant family Cucurbitaceae with edible, fleshy fruit (e.g. gourds or cucurbits). The word “melon” can refer to either the plant or specifically to the fruit. Many different cultivars have been produced, particularly of muskmelons. Although the melon is a botanical fruit (specifically, a berry), some varieties may be considered culinary vegetables rather than fruits. The word melon derives from Latin melopepo, which is the latinization of the Greek μηλοπέπων (mēlopepon), meaning “melon”, itself a compound of μῆλον (mēlon), “apple” + πέπων (pepōn), amongst others “a kind of gourd or melon”.
Benincasa
Citrullus
Cucumis
Momordica
Boobfondlica
Steroidicus Lepus
That is one ugly broad attached to those big teats.
The two blondies are hitting the corners at 98 mph with movement. The brunette is a soft tossing lefty , dazzling the hitter with an array of balls in the dirt and chin music
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Peter is the left field foul pole. Foul, I says
I’ll take some melons, please. Just make sure they’re not tainted…
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At least Mary Mammageddon isn’t pictured…
Speaking of Melons, mine is killing me right now. I started drinking, amongst other things, at 5PM Saturday, tried to score some snap at 3AM, I vaguely remember some sloppy sex woke up at 2:30PM Sunday bought a case of beer and proceeded to watch football until 11ish. I dare say the Rev would of been appreciative of my efforts but alas I just don’t have it like I used too it was a sloppy effort.
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I like Casaba Melons.
Worst. Game. of. Barrel-O’-Monkeys. Ever.
The petite female trainers tried their best to control the ape and his she-beast companion until the zookeepers arrived with the tranquilizer darts but they soon realized they were out of their league.
And now for a bit of science:
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http://cheezburger.com/6719926784
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You’re welcome bitches.
Somewhere behind them is a ruined unicycle.
@ Dr. Bunsen, nicely done!
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I give them a Mohs hardness of 2.5, 2.5, and 3.0 respectively.
“Barrel Full Of Monkeys”. That’s funny Son. I got to get me a barrel for the kids.
Them’s crazy tittays. They mumble to each other at night, and make designs in the sand when she’s getting doggied on the beach at night.
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Dairy-Aires.
I used to work at a bar with a swamp donkey who looked like the brunette. Blech…
Peter makes me long for the days of He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks.
It’s all so funny,until someone gets an eye poked out.
Pump on Pete, pump on. Just be careful of those Thai saunas man. They are killer.
Nice to see him with females for once. “Pat” must be at the salon. Or the surgeon’s office for the 5th time this year.
i’m betting those bazoombazz would play a bongo sonata in DDD sharp if you were to wallop them with a wiffle ball bat…I aint guessin, that’s based on actual research i done on Plinky’s mom’s ass!
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gong bangers
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Mine eyes got melan-oma just looking at this.