Monday, November 5, 2012

Melons

This list of melons includes members of the plant family Cucurbitaceae with edible, fleshy fruit (e.g. gourds or cucurbits). The word “melon” can refer to either the plant or specifically to the fruit. Many different cultivars have been produced, particularly of muskmelons. Although the melon is a botanical fruit (specifically, a berry), some varieties may be considered culinary vegetables rather than fruits. The word melon derives from Latin melopepo, which is the latinization of the Greek μηλοπέπων (mēlopepon), meaning “melon”, itself a compound of μῆλον (mēlon), “apple” + πέπων (pepōn), amongst others “a kind of gourd or melon”.

Benincasa

Citrullus

Cucumis

Momordica

Boobfondlica

Steroidicus Lepus

# posted by douchebag1
9:31 am November, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That is one ugly broad attached to those big teats.

9:45 am November, 5 Vin Douchal said...

The two blondies are hitting the corners at 98 mph with movement. The brunette is a soft tossing lefty , dazzling the hitter with an array of balls in the dirt and chin music

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Peter is the left field foul pole. Foul, I says

10:05 am November, 5 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’ll take some melons, please. Just make sure they’re not tainted…

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At least Mary Mammageddon isn’t pictured…

10:14 am November, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

Speaking of Melons, mine is killing me right now. I started drinking, amongst other things, at 5PM Saturday, tried to score some snap at 3AM, I vaguely remember some sloppy sex woke up at 2:30PM Sunday bought a case of beer and proceeded to watch football until 11ish. I dare say the Rev would of been appreciative of my efforts but alas I just don’t have it like I used too it was a sloppy effort.

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I like Casaba Melons.

10:18 am November, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Worst. Game. of. Barrel-O’-Monkeys. Ever.

10:22 am November, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The petite female trainers tried their best to control the ape and his she-beast companion until the zookeepers arrived with the tranquilizer darts but they soon realized they were out of their league.

10:53 am November, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

And now for a bit of science:

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http://cheezburger.com/6719926784

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You’re welcome bitches.

10:59 am November, 5 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Somewhere behind them is a ruined unicycle.

11:10 am November, 5 Charles Douchewin said...

@ Dr. Bunsen, nicely done!

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I give them a Mohs hardness of 2.5, 2.5, and 3.0 respectively.

11:36 am November, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“Barrel Full Of Monkeys”. That’s funny Son. I got to get me a barrel for the kids.

12:07 pm November, 5 DarkSock said...

Them’s crazy tittays. They mumble to each other at night, and make designs in the sand when she’s getting doggied on the beach at night.

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Dairy-Aires.

12:10 pm November, 5 Tits McGee said...

I used to work at a bar with a swamp donkey who looked like the brunette. Blech…

Peter makes me long for the days of He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks.

3:53 pm November, 5 Stephanie said...

It’s all so funny,until someone gets an eye poked out.

5:06 pm November, 5 Guid is Good said...

Pump on Pete, pump on. Just be careful of those Thai saunas man. They are killer.

6:42 pm November, 5 Steve said...

Nice to see him with females for once. “Pat” must be at the salon. Or the surgeon’s office for the 5th time this year.

7:09 pm November, 5 creature said...

i’m betting those bazoombazz would play a bongo sonata in DDD sharp if you were to wallop them with a wiffle ball bat…I aint guessin, that’s based on actual research i done on Plinky’s mom’s ass!

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gong bangers

12:21 am November, 6 Jeet Kune Douche said...

What

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Ape.

9:06 pm November, 6 Whoop-di-douche said...

Mine eyes got melan-oma just looking at this.

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