Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Slick Holds His Annual Between-Prison-Terms Party

 

Here we see Slick posing with his former cell mate, Shawn.

Er, I mean, Shawna.

Okay, here’s a Daily Double Pear to help unharsh your mellow. Behold – Double Bubble .

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:26 am August, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Awesome Columbian pear. Or pears? Pair o’ pear? Fucc it.

6:28 am August, 14 The Dude said...

Imagining large-breasted ladies to be trannys is such a boner kill. Besides, Slick here is doing that just by being his adorable self.

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LLIK RENOB

6:39 am August, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Axl Pose

6:43 am August, 14 Douchble Helix said...

SWYD = Sleep When You’re Dead

7:11 am August, 14 FredN. said...

Wearing crocs is like getting a blow-job from a dude.

At first it feels great,

Then you look down and realize you’re gay.

7:14 am August, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Double Bubble Latina Pera definitely unharshs my mellow and by unharshs I mean I’ve got chub.

7:18 am August, 14 DarkSock said...

SWYD = Sucks Writhing Yak Dong

7:18 am August, 14 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Skin

Whistle

Yankee

Doodler

.

Comments showing up in two places today. Here and in the direct pic link. Hmmmm.

7:19 am August, 14 DarkSock said...

SWYD = Sleeps With Young Dudes

7:20 am August, 14 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Soft

Weiner

Yam

Dunker

7:21 am August, 14 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Stool

Whispering

Yogurt

Drooler

7:21 am August, 14 DarkSock said...

Yeah, for reasons ne’er discovered, whenever I compose posts, those of youse that click the pic to get to the comments threads wind up in The Alternate Universe.

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Medical FACT.

7:25 am August, 14 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

It’s like our universe except all the douchebags have jobs and my rectum hurts.

7:38 am August, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Slick’s ink identifies him an official form of currency in most prison systems in North and South America.

7:53 am August, 14 ehcuodouche said...

Sweaty White Yak Douche

7:56 am August, 14 Douchble Helix said...

Clicking the pic would work for the Chief’s stuff, but not DS’s.

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Click once, alt universe. Click again, enlarged pic.

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Geeks & Losers.

8:06 am August, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

His corn pipe fetches a pack of stale cigs, two sticks of beef jerky and a bottle of Axe in the joint.

Slurps

Whitetrash

Yeti

Dong

8:06 am August, 14 Dickie Fingers said...

Slick

wants

your

deposit

8:15 am August, 14 The Dude said...

Slick is SWYDish.

8:30 am August, 14 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Bewbs and pear! Nice combination. Three cheers for Darksock!

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(would this be a bad time to push for a coup de douche and unseat the old boss and install Darksock on the scrotethrone?)

8:58 am August, 14 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If by scrotethrone you mean jellydong than I think even DS would say yes.

9:02 am August, 14 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Unless by scrotethrone you meant porchmeat, in which case I think DS will need to do some stretching first.

9:09 am August, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Personally, I prefer these more compact, travel size, TSA approved pears. DarkSock is both a gentleman and a scholar for digging this up for us. And by both a gentleman and a scholar, I meaning barking psychopath.

10:00 am August, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

This tool is about as bad-ass as a double carmel frappiccino with whip cream and sprinkles. He’d probably cry for his mommy if he even had to sit in the back of a squad car for a traffic stop.

10:00 am August, 14 CB Popped said...

🙂

I think the website is actually “Columbian Sisters” something like that.

Seeking

Wholesome

Yodelling

Dick

10:15 am August, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Salty

White

Yiddish

Dudes

10:19 am August, 14 Vin Douchal said...

He’s about to speak . It will sound like this” Hennno-ahh-hehehachchhh <> Heheh. dewd

10:20 am August, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

South

West

Yogurt

Dumpster

10:22 am August, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Slurping

Weenis

Yogurt

Deposits

10:29 am August, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Slobed

Wang

Yesterday

Dude

10:39 am August, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Doesn’t anybody recognize Dale Jr. havin’ a shot with his crew chief? After Dale Sr. died, Jr went a little overboard with the moanin’ and a groanin’ so Mommy Sr. kicked his ass to the curb and it’s been all downhill since. I heard him and Randy Travis were gonna open DUI-themed a bar soon. In the middle of a road. Where the servers are nekkid. And the only servers are Jr. and Travis. Yikes!

10:46 am August, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Still-born

White trash

Yogurt

Dispenser

10:58 am August, 14 Dickie Fingers said...

sex

with

your

dog

11:01 am August, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Swinging

With

Your

Dad

11:06 am August, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Slurs

While

Yodeling

Dostoevsky

11:18 am August, 14 DarkSock said...

Suckles

Whitetrash

Yam

Dangles

11:19 am August, 14 DarkSock said...

Spends

Wednesdays

Yanking

Dick

11:20 am August, 14 DarkSock said...

Sucks

When

You

Die

11:22 am August, 14 DarkSock said...

Sends

Yeastie

Whores

Dollars

11:23 am August, 14 DarkSock said...

Suckles

Yukon

Wildebeast

Dung

11:23 am August, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Shits

While

You’re

Doing it

11:23 am August, 14 DarkSock said...

Say,

Y’all

Want

Dick?

11:24 am August, 14 DarkSock said...

Sit

While

You

Dump

11:25 am August, 14 DarkSock said...

Shit

Where

You

Dine

11:25 am August, 14 DarkSock said...

Someone

Wants

You

Dead

11:26 am August, 14 DarkSock said...

Savors

Welfare;

Your

Dollars

11:30 am August, 14 Cb Popped said...

Sphincter

Withstands

Yesterday’s

Drilling

11:35 am August, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Shrimpin’

With

Young

Dudes

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shrimpin

11:36 am August, 14 CB Popped said...

Slick

Worships

Yoda

Diligently

11:36 am August, 14 CB Popped said...

Carnage

11:49 am August, 14 UFO Destroyers said...

Capt. @ 11:35

.

I hate you for that link.

.

Stackhouse’s

Whale

Yogurt

Dispenser

.

Get some!

12:50 pm August, 14 Wheezer said...

Horshack dies and this choad walks? No justice…..

2:32 pm August, 14 The Dude said...

Cb 11:35am FTW

2:35 pm August, 14 The Dude said...

Capt. 11:35 FTL. I thought that was on a “need to know” basis. Crikes

2:38 pm August, 14 The Dude said...

“Shits While You’re Doing It” is pretty fk’n funny though

4:14 pm August, 14 DarkSock said...

Slurping

With

Your

Doodi-P

5:51 pm August, 14 CB Popped said...

Sandusky

Wants

Your

D

7:36 pm August, 14 Little Willie said...

This tattooed faggot is somebody’s prison property. He’s pulled so many trains in the joint he has his own railroad. Double D blondie is actually a tranny and Sucks White Young Dick is going to take “her” dick right up the backside.

12:06 am August, 15 Stephanie said...

It’s amazing what you see at the 24 hour truck stop.

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